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Shari
01-22-2007, 06:37 PM
I have to give kudos to this guy. I had my Tehir looking for the haggard matron in Solhaven when I bumped into him.

>look end
You see Endae.
He appears to be a Human from Vornavis.
He is average height. He has sparkling green eyes and tanned skin. He has short, light brown hair. He has bushy eyebrows.
His face is concealed by a bright red lobster mask.
He is in good shape.
He is wearing a molten red fan-tailed costume, a pair of bright red leather mittens shaped into pincers, and a heavy black rectangular chalkboard.
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Endae waves to you.
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Speaking to you, Hinsua asks, "South haven?"
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Endae says, "South of the bridge."

Speaking to Hinsua, you say, "I'm not sure."
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Hinsua nods.

Speaking to Endae, you say, "What strange clothing you wear.."
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Speaking to you, Endae says, "These are my work clothes."
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You look about with a puzzled expression on your face.

You ask, "What is it that you do?"
>read chalk
What were you referring to?
>inspect endae chalk
You look closely at Endae, examining a heavy black rectangular chalkboard. You can tell nothing else about it from here.
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Endae removes a heavy black rectangular chalkboard from his neck.
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Endae shows you a heavy black rectangular chalkboard, which he is holding in his right hand. There appears to be something written on the chalkboard. In the Common language, it reads: "Want to take home a wonderful pet? All lobsters on sale for 60k in Yarx's shop! We also have a full selection of elven fish, glowworms, and many other wonderfully strange things! The shop is located in the Landing, two blocks north of the entrance. It is covered in wonderful green moss."
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Endae hangs a heavy black rectangular chalkboard around his neck.
>express
Your face goes blank.
Endae says, "I drum up business."
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Endae sways back and forth.

You ask, "Does it help business?"
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Endae exclaims, "I'd like to think so!"
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Endae nods to you.
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Endae says, "I'll make a sale someday."
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Hinsua stands up.
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You ask, "Do you not get paid for your...work?"
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Endae removes a small glass fishbowl from in his fan-tailed costume.
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Endae nods to you.
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Endae says, "Oh yes, but it feels good to know I've helped an animal find a good home."

(Tarique nods slowly, completely at a loss for what to say.)
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Endae strikes a heroic pose.

Jolena
01-22-2007, 07:44 PM
That is awesome

The Ponzzz
01-22-2007, 07:54 PM
Hahaha oh man that is hilarious!

May I add that to my site?

Skeeter
01-22-2007, 08:32 PM
Yarx is great

Fallen
01-22-2007, 09:14 PM
Very funny.

Sean of the Thread
01-22-2007, 09:33 PM
HEHeh I actually chuckled.

Shari
01-22-2007, 10:43 PM
Hahaha oh man that is hilarious!

May I add that to my site?

Sure, I don't care.

Though you'll have to put up the link to your site. :D

The Ponzzz
01-22-2007, 10:46 PM
Hah, www.GSGuide.net! No, I'm not spamming!

Back
01-22-2007, 10:49 PM
Haha, the sandwich board combined with the fuzzy suit.

Great gimmick.