I have found a new hero

[Artha]

This man (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_pw9vik0BQ) provides a shining example that those of us with less fortitude can only hope to live up to some day, far in the future. Would that we all had the stamina this humble man possesses, the world would be a far better, far drunker place. Next time I drink, anonymous Russian student, I will do so to your health.

[TheEschaton]

Boo to signing up for bad content.

-TheE-

[Back]

Thats gonna hurt in the morning!

[Artha]

Boo to signing up for bad content.
It only takes like 10 seconds.

That's a half liter bottle, and then it cuts out for 50 minutes and comes back to the aftermath.

[Celephais]

... Did he do that right before class or something? Wow... And what the hell did he eat, green puke...

[Back]

Boo to signing up for bad content.

-TheE-

Hey, maybe he posted this as an example of how NOT to behave.

[TheEschaton]

Dude.

That.
was.
amazing.

I'm surprised he lasted 50 minutes.

-TheE-

[TheEschaton]

I meant boo to signing up, not boo to bad content.

Which I have obviously done now.

-TheE-

[Back]

I meant boo to signing up, not boo to bad content.

Which I have obviously done now.

-TheE-

To signing up, or downing a liter of cheap vodka in less than a minute?

[TheEschaton]

If I downed a liter of cheap vodka, I'd a) not be posting here, or b) not be posting here so coherently, or c) be dead.

Probably most likely D, all of the above.

-TheE-

[Jorddyn]

Given my current not-too-sober state, that didn't make me feel too good.

Then again, at least I'm not that bad.

[Artha]

I hope you're using 'bad' in the 90's bad-means-good sense.

[Jorddyn]

I'm using bad in the so-drunk-I-puked-on-my-desk sense.

[Daniel]

and still posting.

Dedication.

[Stanley Burrell]

Being Russian circumvents alcoholism.

I've known maybe three people who would sip quarter liters of 80 proof in two seperate downings with about, say, half an hour to gather their bearings in the interim.

That was fucking insane though. No, that is not fake.

The fact that he's skinny enough to have developed that sort of alcohol tolerance and last 50 minutes before conking out makes me think he could very easily not only live to do it again, but a plentiful amount of times more to the point where his peroxisomes will outdo any cirrhosis (and maybe the dude will one-up himself with a liter. Non-suicidally.)

Remember to drink responsibly, kiddies.

[Drew]

New liver in 3, 2, 1...

[Hulkein]

That guy is a dumbass, he could've died from that.

It is amazing, though. It made my throat burn just watching him chug it.

[Drew2]

That guy is a dumbass, he could've died from that.

It is amazing, though. It made my throat burn just watching him chug it.

There's a joke there about why exactly your throat is burning, but I'm not clever enough to figure it out.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I have always had a hard time understanding the drink so much you puke attitude as being "cool". That's why I hate St. Patricks day an New Years, it's a bunch of amatures.

Don't get me wrong, I've gotten blotto my share of times, I guess I'm just older now and my perspective has changed to "look at that idiot" instead of "wow, he's cool because he's hurled all over himself".

[Artha]

He's not cool for throwing up, or for drinking a lot.

He's cool because he drank about 17 shots worth of vodka in 30 seconds. He's cool because he can chug that firewater better than I can chug regular water.

Pretty much anyone who can do something like that gets a spot in Artha's Book of Cool.

[Back]

He's not cool for throwing up, or for drinking a lot.

He's cool because he drank about 17 shots worth of vodka in 30 seconds. He's cool because he can chug that firewater better than I can chug regular water.

Pretty much anyone who can do something like that gets a spot in Artha's Book of Cool.

I don’t think he felt all that cool after that display. But, he made the internet... so maybe he is.