Purina Diet

[Lomoriond]

Someone sent this to me, I don't know the original author, but it got a girl giggle out of me.

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> I have a Black Labradore Retriever. I was buying a large bag of Purina
>at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had
>a dog? (DUH!)
>
> On impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was
>starting the Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't, because I'd
>ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I
>awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my
>orifices and IVs in both arms.
>
> I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that
>it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat
>one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally
>complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that
>practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story.)
>
> Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog
>food poisoned me. I told her no; I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish
>Setter's ass and got hit by a car.
>
> I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was
>laughing so hard!
>

[The Ponzzz]

Heh, an old joke revised! My mom told me a joke very similiar when I was really young.