Be a stripper.

[thornhappy]

Hah. Made you look.

a pair of trim ribbon-tied silken slippers with tall tapering carved crystal heels

Oooh. Zesty. Altered.

-You click your heels together and jump forward on two feet.
-You swing your hips from side to side in a saucy manner.
-You do a quick double step and kick up your heels.
-You do a fancy little tap dance.

1.5m (possibly negotiable) to the first lovely lady (or dude) that PMs me.

[Sean of the Thread]

Gonna report that item as inappropriate.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I <3 strippers

[Sean of the Thread]

You want to lick that greasy pole don't you....

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I've always told my friends I was going to marry a stripper, since I'm somehow drawn to mental women for the most part.

[Tisket]

I've always told my friends I was going to marry a stripper, since I'm somehow drawn to mental women for the most part.

This sentence has Jerry Springer written all over it...

[Ignot]

I've always told my friends I was going to marry a stripper, since I'm somehow drawn to mental women for the most part.

Plus they are all studying to be a doctors so they wont have to strip forever.

[TheEschaton]

The first stripper who ever told me something like that, I said something to the effect of "Yeah, and I'm here because I appreciate ballet."

I was pretty drunk.

-TheE-