CSI Miami Opening Zingers

[Skirmisher]

NSFW

This video is on Break.com so not safe for work.

Someone compiled a huge collection of the one line witticisms voiced by Dave Caruso as he puts on his sunglasses to open the show.

I don't watch the show but still found it really funny when compiled as it was and especially enjoy the screaming opening note of the musical intro that comes immediately after each zinger.

http://www.break.com/index/david_caruso_one_liners.html

[Sean of the Thread]

You know what they say Frank...


I always thought the zingers were funny in a IS THIS FUCKING SERIOUS? kind of way.

[TheEschaton]

I never noticed how much he puts on his sunglasses for effect before. Fucking A.

-TheE-

[Parkbandit]

They should change the name from CSI to RBA

Really Bad Acting.

[Stanley Burrell]

Thanks for the morning laugh.

Edited: Damn. This has all the potential to rise to Chuck Norris status if Miami didn't try to actively compete in the painfully serene limelight with the real CSIs.