The Society Of The Dragon

[SpunGirl]

This was posted on the PRO boards today, then the tread was removed (I'm guessing for the promotion of character sales). Luckily, I retained a copy in my browser to share with y'all.

"The Purpose of the Society of The Dragon is To Find Dragons and Wyverns And Breed Them By Finding their Eggs And Duplicating Them With Magic, So They will once again roam the Lands. Also We will pray to the Arkati to create a Goddess of The Dragons for us to worship. As Well As to Petition The Town Of Wehnimers Landing Build a Great Castle For All The Members of Our Society. We will Hunt Together And Make a System of helping eachother for Healing and Resurrecting as Well As The Sharing Of Weapons and Armor for Our Young. We will also be responsible for Restoring Honor to the Lands again and improving the quality of peoples interactions with eachother. We will be the Greatest Society In all The Land.

The Society Of The Dragon will take interest in collecting items that relate to Dragons And Wyverns as well as other good investment items for our members. I will personally be supporting our treasury to help members of all ages have nice things for themselves like houses so we will be people of class and status. Eventually I will have enough money to pay everyone millions of silvers each so that they may be pleased to serve us and help our young. Eventually we will have a Great Castle for ourselves and host parties and social events for Our Members.

For Joining You will be Paid 70,000 Silver When Your Application is Approved and You have Been A Member for At Least One Month And 70,000 Silver For Each New Member Who Succesfully Joins. In The Society You will be able to make up to 14,000,000 Silver Depending On Your Involvement and How Many People You can Recruit To Join Us when you have been a member for at least six months. A Brother Or Sister of At Least 40 Ranks Will Be Purchased For You And You are expected to pay somone To teach you to Use The Brother Or Sister Properly.

If anyone can help me get this started I would Really Appreciate it. Im Dragonns. Im soon Purchasing a Wizard of Lvl 100 to Run the Society. Please Contact Me. Email: GawainDragon@hotmail.com AIM:GawainDragon7."

[Augie]

:lolwave: I was crackin up when I saw that post. I was so bummed they didn't leave it up for humor factor but yay for Kristin savin it!

[Jolena]

:lol: That's all I can manage in response, sorry.

[HarmNone]

Oh, dear. Poor thing. This one has a LOT to learn. :(

[CrystalTears]

A Brother Or Sister of At Least 40 Ranks Will Be Purchased For You And You are expected to pay somone To teach you to Use The Brother Or Sister Properly.

What in the fucking world does that mean?? Use the brother properly? :wtf:

[Aaysia]

oh good lord...

[Ilvane]

Oh my..

Angela

[Tolwynn]

Elanthia's first MLM, heh

[Numbers]

Isn't this the same guy that was smoking fairy dust?

[HarmNone]

Umm, yep. :(

[mgoddess]

I should've smacked him when I had a chance.

I'm starting to regret helping him with anything now.

*mumble*

[Sean of the Thread]

ROFL how fucking stupid.

Pyramid PRO?

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

We will be the Greatest Society In all The Land.

I have never laughed harder in my life. Ever.

[Sean of the Thread]

I bet whatever they do will be better than fucking tea parties.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I bet whatever they do will be better than fucking tea parties.

If the tea parties involved fucking, I'm sure even you'd go :D

[HarmNone]

:rofl: No doubt, Narcissia!

[Miss X]

It's only a matter of time before smokey fairy dude finds the PC. :(

[Satira]

I know that one day these n00blingz and I are going to get married on top of a mountain, and there's going to be egg laying and magic and goddess praying and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance till the sun rises!! And then the Greatest Society In all The Land will form a family band, and we will ride our dragons to freedom and you won't be invited!

[SpunGirl]

Wait, wait. He was smoking fairy dust? Someone said this to me earlier and I thought it was a joke. Plz tell fairy dust smoking story.

-K

[CrystalTears]

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=22742

Enjoy. :D

[Augie]

Wait, wait. He was smoking fairy dust? Someone said this to me earlier and I thought it was a joke. Plz tell fairy dust smoking story.

-K

:lolwave: I wasn't kidding when I said that hahaha.

[DarknessWithin]

Wow....that's just...wow

[The Ponzzz]

MLM FTMFW!!!!!!!

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I bet whatever they do will be better than fucking tea parties.

Amen Brudder.

Make fun of his pyramid schemes, but I still say at least he's trying.

[The Ponzzz]

Heh, I actually like MLMs if they have a good line up of products.

[Ignot]

I read the first paragraph and had enough.

[Shari]

Oh man, this whole thing is just classic. The whole fairy herbs and now this. I can't wait to see where this goes.

[GawainDragon]

I would Like to Start The Society Of The Dragon as an Official House. The purpose of the society Of The Dragon is to petition the Gods to implement Good And Evil Dragons and Wyverns. Good Dragons and Wyverns Being Copper, Bronze, Silver And Gold And Breathing Fire. Good Dragons and Wyverns Would not be creatures But you could Ride on them like horses that can fly and Hunt With Them, Having them Kill Creatures for you with their Dragon and Wyvern Fire Breath. Evil Dragons and Wyverns Would Be Red And Black, Breathing Fire, Green, Breathing Acid And Blue, Breathing Lightning. Evil Dragons and Wyverns Would be Creatures You could Hunt. I Would Like Both Good And Evil Dragons and Wyverns to Have Eggs You can Duplicate With Magic And An Entire Dragon And Wyvern Breeding System. I would also like their to Be a Arkati Goddess Of Dragons And Wyverns For The Society to Worship With An Official Temple Of The Dragons and Wyverns. I would also like to build a Castle when We Reach Tier Three. And Have Dragon And Wyvern Stables for Members Only. As a special Bonus I can afford to pay members up to 14,000,000 Silvers Depending on their level Of Involvement and Recruiting. We will also collect Items with Dragons And Wyverns And Share Them with Members. If you have any ideas for me or are interested in joining and helping me start The Society Of The Dragon please:
Email me At: GawainDragon@Hotmail.com or AIM: GawainDragon7.

[Sean of the Thread]

FUCKING STUPID

[zhelas]

:spam:

[mgoddess]

Go play something based on Dungeons & Dragons. You'll get all the dragons you want there.

[CrystalTears]

Oh no, the fairy dust smoker has arrived! :lol:

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I was intrigued and wished to subscribe to his newsletter.

------


Issi: Hello?
GawainDragon7: Greetingsd
Issi: So you're the one making the Dragon-PRO?
GawainDragon7: 'How are you? Yes indeed
GawainDragon7: Are you interested?
Issi: Well I'm not sure how it works
GawainDragon7: How long have you been in the Lands?
Issi: But you said this society would bring honor back to the lands..!
Issi: For a long time.
GawainDragon7: Well I dont think anyone helps anyone else anymore? what do you think?
Issi: No, people are very mean.
Issi: So are there racial restrictions on who can join?
GawainDragon7: My post got booed. yesterday. Here you can read it. No resritctions at all.
GawainDragon7: read my ne w one rather
GawainDragon7: Where di you get my AIM?
Issi: Email me At: GawainDragon@Hotmail.com or AIM: GawainDragon7.
GawainDragon7: Thank you so much for Iming me on the post?
GawainDragon7: 'or the new one?
Issi: that's on the newest post
Issi: Um so.. have you been playing Gemstone for a while?
Issi: Or.. are you relatively new?
GawainDragon7: 3 years on and off
Issi: hmm.
GawainDragon7: I never got past 14 so i dont know too much
Issi: So why Dragons?
Issi: Why not Pegasus?
Issi: Personally I like Pegasus a lot more.
Issi: I mean Dragons are cool but Pegasus are good for us girls.
GawainDragon7: Well dor the Society of the Dragon
Issi: Can it be the Society of the Dragon with like a sister society?
Issi: Called the Society of the Pegasus?
GawainDragon7: Dragonns.. Leader of The society of The Dragons
GawainDragon7: Im not into roman stuff really has no place in gemstone
Issi: Pegasus isn't roman
Issi: And there are Pegasus in Gemstone!
Issi: Tonis is the GOD of them!
GawainDragon7: oh
Issi: Well and the thief and what not
GawainDragon7: <blush>
Issi: but they do exist we just don't have them to fly around on.
Issi: Hm but if they give us dragons
Issi: maybe they'll give us Pegasus too.
GawainDragon7: what about the theif?
Issi: That may be a problem though.
Issi: Well Tonis is the god of the thieves too.
Issi: Because he's quick
GawainDragon7: How long have you been playing
Issi: A long time.
Issi: There was a time when they were gonna give us pegasus, you know.
Issi: To travel on.
Issi: But then one of the GMs had some GM-drama and QC was being stupid
Issi: and they axed the idea.
GawainDragon7: I think they should start with horses
Issi: I was so upset I actually cried because I had made an entire character around it.
Issi: I got her to level 28
Issi: and she was training to ride her own Pegasus.
Issi: And then Simu ruined her entire roleplay. I didn't play for two weeks after that.
GawainDragon7: awww
Issi: Well and I deleted her.
Issi: Okay so if I join
GawainDragon7: Im Sorry...
Issi: and I get good enough with getting other people to
GawainDragon7: Yea?
Issi: how do I get someone to teach me how to use my extra character?
Issi: I mean I'm not very good with anything other than healers.
Issi: Because then you just sit around.
Issi: Oh
Issi: you're not doing that anymore?
Issi: Well darn.
Issi: That's okay
GawainDragon7: Just ask in the game or post.. And pay someone for their time.,. What kind of character do you want to play?
GawainDragon7: 'i still am
Issi: Ohh
GawainDragon7: no worries
Issi: I want to play a character that's a badass
Issi: like a V'Tullian Shadow Knight.
Issi: OR OR
Issi: what if I play an Andelas-worshipper girl right?
Issi: And I can get a black leather suit altered for her
GawainDragon7: whos andelas
Issi: Andelas is the cat god
Issi: BUT
GawainDragon7: 'ahh
Issi: I can have a red dragon for her!
Issi: And it can have like.. stripes
GawainDragon7: yes ..dragons <beams>
Issi: LIKE A CAT, only a dragon.
Issi: That would be cool.
Issi: But maybe the V'Tullian Shadow Knight would work better.
GawainDragon7: well look on gs acutionplace do you know it?
Issi: Yeah
Issi: Well before I get too far ahead
Issi: let's talk events
Issi: to get to tier 3 we gotta do events, right?
GawainDragon7: yes
Issi: So what sort of events were you planning?
GawainDragon7: i ahve no idea?
Issi: Uh oh..
Issi: Well um.
GawainDragon7: can you help?
Issi: Okay, when I was in this other PRO
Issi: we had tea socials.
Issi: Those were really popular.
Issi: Maybe we could do like, musical chairs with poisoned tea?
Issi: and call it Dragon Tea?
GawainDragon7: giggle
GawainDragon7: i aint dirnnking posion
Issi: ._. I'm being serious here. Tea is popular.
Issi: NO it just paralyzes you
Issi: and the winner from each tea
Issi: who doesn't drink the paralyzing poison
GawainDragon7: no seriously
Issi: gets put before someone else in the queu
GawainDragon7: <roll yes?>
Issi: for a Dragon
GawainDragon7: roll eeyes
Issi: when they get made
Issi: Well, I'm just trying to give ideas here.
Issi: I think it's a cool idea.
GawainDragon7: think of a btter one
Issi: People love that OT event where they get their limbs blown off.
GawainDragon7: whats ot?
Issi: The Obsidian Tower
Issi: They're all Dhe'nar
Issi: and really Evil.
Issi: Have you heard of them?
GawainDragon7: i almsot joined that with wwyverns
Issi: Was he Dhe'nar?
GawainDragon7: i dont remeeber
Issi: Ah.
GawainDragon7: 'amybe
Issi: Well it's good you didn't.
GawainDragon7: why?
Issi: Evarin likes to kill new recruits and keep any of the women for himself.
Issi: He's such a bastard.
Issi: He has a lot of slaves and stuff.
Issi: BUT
GawainDragon7: thats a cool idea
Issi: this is all besides the point.. what?
GawainDragon7: just kidding
Issi: What's a cool idea?!
GawainDragon7: snicker
GawainDragon7: seriously kidding
Issi: Ah okay good.
Issi: My character worships Ivas.
Issi: So I pretty much hang out at Silvergate waiting for customers.
Issi: I don't have a lot of good ideas :-(
Issi: Maybe we could auction off dates!
GawainDragon7: yes!
GawainDragon7: 'i only have one member... if youll join?
Issi: Well if we can get Tsin to join we'll have like 20 members?
Issi: Then we can auction off those people, and maybe some of his stuff?
GawainDragon7: whos Tsin?
Issi: YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF TSIN?
Issi: OMG. This is so weird.
Issi: Okay.. um
Issi: I dunno how to really explain it.
Issi: He's really well-known in Gemstone.
GawainDragon7: god or character
Issi: But he plays a TON of characters
Issi: Well he's not a GM but all of the GMs are his friends.
GawainDragon7: kewl
Issi: At GM auctions
Issi: they make sure he gets stuff
Issi: and they let him know when merchants will be online
Issi: so if we can get him to join the Society
Issi: I'm sure we can have a good leg-up on all this.
Issi: He can put in word for us and the dragons.
Issi: And I'm sure he'd like a Dragon, too.
Issi: He hangs out in Old Ta'Faendryl.
Issi: But yeah lemme talk to my friend who's tight with him
GawainDragon7: well get on it
Issi: and see if he's interested?
GawainDragon7: send him my post
Issi: I will.
Issi: I gotta go to work but I'll be back later..
GawainDragon7: want it agin?
GawainDragon7: ok have fun
Issi: and um, please PLEASE think over my suggestions about Pegasus.
GawainDragon7: email me
Issi: They really are cute.

[Artha]

This guy should be encouraged, if for no other reason than he's unintentionally hilarious.

[CrystalTears]

:lol: OMG I can't stand it. :lol:

[thornhappy]

This shit kills me.

[thornhappy]

Shit, he's found us.

[CrystalTears]

You forgot the part about buying you a Brother or a Sister! :rofl:

[zhelas]

Shit, he's found us.

I didn't do it!

[zhelas]

It did breath some life in this forum which has been quiet for the last week.

[CrystalTears]

I'm sorry I had to reread this again. Dragon Tea. :lol:

Yes, more please. Work is dull today. I need entertainment.

[Makkah]

Before I join, two question:

Will you pay the transfer fee for the 40 level Brother?
What city do I get my payment in?

IM me at Wil Wil 05 and we can talk more about joining. I am really interested in your movement. Please contact soon.

[ELO]

I am also interested. Please IM me at Urinal Poops ASAP.

[Tisket]

lmao

[zhelas]

From the officials


I WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE! To everyone for talking about buying lv 40 characters for my members. I had no idea this was so frowned open and I seemed to offend people and even some Game Masters. I am interested in the sanctity of Role Playing. I just thought it would be a cool bonus for Younger Members So I could have a stronger society. I really am Sorry Please don't hate me I really didn't know. I hope nowone is too offended. I also think paying members is just a nicer feature than asking for money from them. And I don't think that its a pyramid scheme since im not asking them for money up front or at all. Again I don't want people to hate me but I would like to get 1000 Members to help the possibility of getting my Dragons And Wyverns Stables so I think Offering silvers will help people want to join. Thanks Again. Im Sorry Im So Radical. Dragonns the Wizard.

[Tisket]

This dude can't be for real...

[CrystalTears]

1000 members?! You have 14,000,000,000 silver available to pay all these people?

[Shari]

SO NOT GOOD TO READ THIS SHIT AT WORK WHEN YOU WORK OUT OF PAPER-THIN CUBICLES!

FYI, You're going to hell, Nikki.

[zhelas]

SO NOT GOOD TO READ THIS SHIT AT WORK WHEN YOU WORK OUT OF PAPER-THIN CUBICLES!

FWI, You're going to hell, Nikki.

:lol2:

[Khariz]

Thanks for the laugh, this was great!

[Shari]

I really, really, REALLY think this is someone fucking with all of us.


Either way, its still hysterical.

[The Ponzzz]

Best society ever

[AestheticDeath]

I cant beleive he shot down the Dragon Tea...

[Sean of the Thread]

join aim chat gs1337 for all the good details.

[Augie]

:rofl: Holy crap I am crackin up. Thank God I was home when I read this or my co-workers would have thought I was nuts.

[SpunGirl]

Hashahasldhahahahapsioupwqeoiupwreuoiewlkjlmcx,m.x cz.m,sd (I bang on the keyboard when I am highly amused).

Nikki, you are such a bitch in such a good way. That is the funniest shit evar.

-K

[SpunGirl]

Good dragons are silver, gold and bronze? RLY?????? I'VE NEVER HEARD OF THAT EXCEPT MAYBE IN SOME DRAGONLANCE BOOKS U R SO ORIGINAL OMG!!!!!!!!!!1111one11!111!eleven

-K

[FinallyDomesticated]

On the chance he was serious, I felt sorry for him. I thought I'd suggest he rethink his idea before people were really mean to him over it. He told me he was a millionaire who plans to buy Simu this year. He also told me I shouldn't worry and look at it negatively because people didn't believe in "Beetowven" either when he had a dream.

I sincerely hope he's just messing around. Really. Kinda like how you hope there aren't really people like those on Jerry Springer.

[Snapp]

:rofl: I needed that.

[Satira]

Oh my heavens.

[mgoddess]

LMFAO!

Dude, I'd totally join just for the Dragon Tea!

[Sean of the Thread]

Guys I'm already the general so back the fuck off.

[SpunGirl]

He has to be like 13.

-K

[The Ponzzz]

You obviously haven't been to a hobby/table top gaming shop ever. You find these people there.

[Sean of the Thread]

He has to be like 13.

-K

He claims to be 25 year old and have 27 million dollars.. but.. his parents have 100m. OH btw he is buying Gemstone and gonna make it adult content.

[The Ponzzz]

HAH, when did this happen!?

Man he's the king of assclowns!

[FinallyDomesticated]

You obviously haven't been to a hobby/table top gaming shop ever. You find these people there.

I haven't, but it sounds like it could be entertaining to gawk at.

[Sean of the Thread]

:Cough: I've never table topped war games :cough:

[RichardCranium]

He spells slightly better than Hevinsbane, but it could be the same person.

[Sean of the Thread]

My first thought was Vitruvian.. but .. not a chance.

[SpunGirl]

He claims to be 25 year old and have 27 million dollars.. but.. his parents have 100m. OH btw he is buying Gemstone and gonna make it adult content.

WAIT. Does he also have a stripper/model girlfriend and a SUPER COOL RX7 WITH SWEET ASS RIMS?

-K

[The Ponzzz]

Digital!

[Ignot]

LOL. This is hilarious. I need more posts of this.

[Ignot]

i for one love the idea and would like to persue things furthur. First i will need 14 million silvers please.

[DCSL]

That was AWESOME. Made my crappy morning!

[Augie]

Quick! Someone else go IM him and see what other information we can get! I know that all of us are in a race to join so let's all do it! :snicker:

[CrystalTears]

He offered to send me real money if I joined cause I would be the 9th person that he needs to get it going.

His family has millions and wants to buy Simu so that he can convert the game into an adult game and add dragons, tits and ass.

[Xaerve]

tits and ass.

Which of the two were you going to provide? ;) <3

[Gan]

He offered to send me real money if I joined cause I would be the 9th person that he needs to get it going.

His family has millions and wants to buy Simu so that he can convert the game into an adult game and add dragons, tits and ass.


:rofl:

[Augie]

He offered to send me real money if I joined cause I would be the 9th person that he needs to get it going.

His family has millions and wants to buy Simu so that he can convert the game into an adult game and add dragons, tits and ass.

Wow, nothin like dragons, tits, and ass to make the game improve.

[vontez]

everyone who is mocking this idea - is this really all that far fetched? After all, drakes DID exist at some point in the game, why is it so implausible that dragons/drakes come back in some incarnation for us to use in some fashion? This is exactly like people making fun of Edison for trying to create an artificial light source, or a talking device to talk long distances. Someone who has a vision, an idea should be encouraged, not ridiculed.

[Sean of the Thread]

Didn't he offer to give you money AND a new dining room table?

NOW that's a deal.

[The Ponzzz]

everyone who is mocking this idea - is this really all that far fetched? After all, drakes DID exist at some point in the game, why is it so implausible that dragons/drakes come back in some incarnation for us to use in some fashion? This is exactly like people making fun of Edison for trying to create an artificial light source, or a talking device to talk long distances. Someone who has a vision, an idea should be encouraged, not ridiculed.

Drakes are more powerful than the Arkati. The only reason Arkati hold influence over most of ELanthia is due to them for the most part being gone gone gone.

Anyways, it's not a vision, it's just someone too fucked to wanna play by the rules of the game. And if you mean vision like when people do sooo much meth they start seeing Jesus and do good in the world, then you are right on key.

[CrystalTears]

everyone who is mocking this idea - is this really all that far fetched? After all, drakes DID exist at some point in the game, why is it so implausible that dragons/drakes come back in some incarnation for us to use in some fashion? This is exactly like people making fun of Edison for trying to create an artificial light source, or a talking device to talk long distances. Someone who has a vision, an idea should be encouraged, not ridiculed.
Er.. because the "gods" don't plan on implementing dragons into the game to the point of finding their eggs and flying on them.

One thing is asking if they would, another is saying they will because he's buying the company and making it happen.

I should have kept going for my dining table. Damnit.

[Sean of the Thread]

I'd go for OAK or Mahogany CT... those are my personal favorites.

[Stanley Burrell]

everyone who is mocking this idea - is this really all that far fetched? After all, drakes DID exist at some point in the game, why is it so implausible that dragons/drakes come back in some incarnation for us to use in some fashion? This is exactly like people making fun of Edison for trying to create an artificial light source, or a talking device to talk long distances. Someone who has a vision, an idea should be encouraged, not ridiculed.

Because it has been gone over time and again that dragons in Elanthia, as far as all things GemStone beta/II/III/IV/V/etc. are concerned happen to be completely non-to-the-existent, my good fizzle.

Also, the spokesman for affirmative action and anti-defamation against dragons happens to be a little bit:


GawainDragon7: Im not into roman stuff really has no place in gemstone

And stuff.

Easter bunnies *first*, at least (followed by leprechauns and satyrs) and then dragons. Hokey.

[Sean of the Thread]

He thought Pegasus were roman for some reason.

[FinallyDomesticated]

everyone who is mocking this idea - is this really all that far fetched? After all, drakes DID exist at some point in the game, why is it so implausible that dragons/drakes come back in some incarnation for us to use in some fashion? This is exactly like people making fun of Edison for trying to create an artificial light source, or a talking device to talk long distances. Someone who has a vision, an idea should be encouraged, not ridiculed.

I agreed with this sentiment for a moment. I thought perhaps he was just misguided with good intentions. The idea is not HORRIBLE but it is also not feasible in GS. I do give him props for at least going through the effort to come up with something. Anyone.. anyone.. anyone who is at all familiar with GS would know that it just ain't a gonna happen. Some other game - perhaps it would work.

But we all know that once we post our thoughts/ideas in a forum that we are opening ourselves up to everything from intelligent conversation, compliments, insults, to the possibility of somebody's mom's sexuality coming into question. The guy posted this not-gonna-work-in-GS stuff, made his claim that's buying Simu because he's a millionaire, etc. What exactly did he expect to happen?

[SpunGirl]

Anyone - not just this guy, but ANYONE- who wants to make a PRO needs to do just an eensy bit of research first. This guy obviously has done jack squat. I laugh.

-K

[TheSocietyOfTheDragon]

The Society Of The Dragon Will be Dedicated to preserving Roleplaying In The Lands by having our members practice it every day in all their actions and teach it to others who are less skilled than ourselves. We are looking for expert Roleplayers to join TSOTD and help us develop a greater standard Of Character Interaction in All The Lands. It will be required that all members learn the best way to play their characters and we expect the highest standard of Roleplaying in their actions and the character developement of others in their teachings. It will be required that all members teach Roleplaying when they are called apon. We will also be dedicated to helping those who are less fortunate and to fulfilling thier needs as long as they are serious about their actions and eventually their dedication to helping others in the future when they have been helped. We are looking for Expert Players to join TSOTD who are skilled and knowledgeable in all the ways of the races, professions and skills in all the lands. It will be required that all members spend time helping others who are serious about the lands when they are called apon. We are also interested in collecting Items related to Dragons And Wyverns As well as other good investment items for our young and our members of all ages. We are hoping when we have enough numbers that the Gods Will Give Us Dragon And Wyvern Stables For Good Dragons and Wyverns To Ride On And with Their Fire Breath Help Us Hunt The Evil Dragons And Wyverns who will once again roam the lands. When we have enough status we will build a Castle for ourselves Near Wehnimer's Landing For Social Events And Our Sense Of Pride In a home. We are also intersted in Worshipping a Dragon and Wyvern Goddess If We can create one when We have our status. Please Help Us. The Society Of The Dragon Offers Many opportunities including The Ability to Make up to 77,000,000 Silvers Helping Others Develop In Both The Ways I have mentioned As Well As recruiting New Members. In The Last Five Days We have Recruited 10 Definite Members And We Have 20 More Who Are thinking About it. All Ages, Races and Professions Are Welcome To Join And I am offering positions of Power For The Original Members, First Come First Serve. I am most especially interested in those who are knowledgeable in Dragons And Wyverns And Religion And History For Teaching Our Young and all our members About Their important Role In The Lands. Please Join Us. Email: TheSocietyOfTheDragon@hotmail.com AIM:TSOTD7

[CrystalTears]

Please stop. For the love of God, please stop.

[Atlanteax]

Wall of Text denies it of any chance to be a funny & enjoyable read.

[zhelas]

Can you hire an editor before you post... please!

[Augie]

:spam: is bad m'kay?

[crazymage]

I personally think it's a great idea, and wish him best of luck.

[Sean]

Lemme guess your selling him his silvers...

[crazymage]

Dont know about that, but anything that helps better Elanthia i'm all for.

[The Ponzzz]

Wait guys, it's clearly not the same guy, this person has a different name and email/aim!

[zhelas]

Wait guys, it's clearly not the same guy, this person has a different name and email/aim!

Must be using the same writer.

[HarmNone]

Multiple threads about this subject have been merged.

[Amber]

If you truly want to better roleplay and to teach the history and lore of Elanthia, you should know that what you're asking for (pet dragons and a dragon god) is in direct contradiction to the history of Elanthia. A quick history lesson...
In the beginning were the dragons, aided by their servants, who we now know as the Arkati. The Arkati were less numerous and less powerful than the dragons they served. With the Ur-Daemon war, the dragons were virtually destroyed. Elanthia was saved, but the few surviving dragons were driven mad by fear and/or driven into hiding. Freed from the dragon's rule, the Arkati came into power, working to shape the land or not, at each Arkati's whim.

So, you see, you can't really have an Arkati become god of the dragons, as dragons are more powerful than the Arkati. Also, it's very unrealistic to assume that the most powerful beings on the planet would ever choose to become pets. Why not just enjoy the dragon that does show up in the lands without trying to change the very nature of dragons and arkati to serve your purpose?

[Artha]

Don't listen to all these haters, keep doing your thing and push to make this happen.

[Atlanteax]

If you truly want to better roleplay and to teach the history and lore of Elanthia, you should know that what you're asking for (pet dragons and a dragon god) is in direct contradiction to the history of Elanthia. A quick history lesson...
In the beginning were the dragons, aided by their servants, who we now know as the Arkati. The Arkati were less numerous and less powerful than the dragons they served. With the Ur-Daemon war, the dragons were virtually destroyed. Elanthia was saved, but the few surviving dragons were driven mad by fear and/or driven into hiding. Freed from the dragon's rule, the Arkati came into power, working to shape the land or not, at each Arkati's whim.

So, you see, you can't really have an Arkati become god of the dragons, as dragons are more powerful than the Arkati. Also, it's very unrealistic to assume that the most powerful beings on the planet would ever choose to become pets. Why not just enjoy the dragon that does show up in the lands without trying to change the very nature of dragons and arkati to serve your purpose?

Drakes, not dragons.

[Sean]

So, you see, you can't really have an Arkati become god of the dragons, as dragons are more powerful than the Arkati. Also, it's very unrealistic to assume that the most powerful beings on the planet would ever choose to become pets. Why not just enjoy the dragon that does show up in the lands without trying to change the very nature of dragons and arkati to serve your purpose?

I'm stronger/more powerful then a lot of my coworkers but if the weaker coworkers all teamed up they could take me down. As long as there are more Arkati than Drakes I don't see why they couldn't rule over the Drakes. But thats just based on your short analysis I don't really read documentation so there might be some other reason why it's not possible.

Anyway stop treading on his dreams!

[The Ponzzz]

I say we all go give out dicks in a box and call it a Thursday!

[Amber]

Drakes, not dragons.

Drake = dragon, unless we want to assume Elanthia was once ruled by male ducks, mayflys, small cannons used in the 17th and 18th centuries, or the first englishman to circumnavigate the globe and his relatives.

[Skeeter]

I vote for Sir Francis.

[Sean]

Mmm coffee cakes rule the world.

[Nilandia]

Drake = dragon
Not necessarily. I know that at least one point in time, a division between drakes and wyverns was delineated by the GMs (wyverns being vastly less powerful, but still strong enough to make a mortal pee his pants). A dragon might also have a different classification.

Gretchen

[Artha]

Drake = dragon, unless we want to assume Elanthia was once ruled by male ducks, mayflys, small cannons used in the 17th and 18th centuries, or the first englishman to circumnavigate the globe and his relatives.

Drakes are to dragons as elves are to humans.

[Khariz]

Isn't teaching other people how to roleplay...um...OOC?

I mean unless of course they are just supposed to learn by example, which I'm 100% sure Dragonns does not mean.

:shrug:

[Khariz]

The Society Of The Dragon Will be Dedicated to preserving Roleplaying In The Lands by having our members practice it every day in all their actions and teach it to others who are less skilled than ourselves. We are looking for expert Roleplayers to join TSOTD and help us develop a greater standard Of Character Interaction in All The Lands. It will be required that all members learn the best way to play their characters and we expect the highest standard of Roleplaying in their actions and the character developement of others in their teachings. It will be required that all members teach Roleplaying when they are called apon. We will also be dedicated to helping those who are less fortunate and to fulfilling thier needs as long as they are serious about their actions and eventually their dedication to helping others in the future when they have been helped. We are looking for Expert Players to join TSOTD who are skilled and knowledgeable in all the ways of the races, professions and skills in all the lands. It will be required that all members spend time helping others who are serious about the lands when they are called apon. We are also interested in collecting Items related to Dragons And Wyverns As well as other good investment items for our young and our members of all ages. We are hoping when we have enough numbers that the Gods Will Give Us Dragon And Wyvern Stables For Good Dragons and Wyverns To Ride On And with Their Fire Breath Help Us Hunt The Evil Dragons And Wyverns who will once again roam the lands. When we have enough status we will build a Castle for ourselves Near Wehnimer's Landing For Social Events And Our Sense Of Pride In a home. We are also intersted in Worshipping a Dragon and Wyvern Goddess If We can create one when We have our status. Please Help Us. The Society Of The Dragon Offers Many opportunities including The Ability to Make up to 77,000,000 Silvers Helping Others Develop In Both The Ways I have mentioned As Well As recruiting New Members. In The Last Five Days We have Recruited 10 Definite Members And We Have 20 More Who Are thinking About it. All Ages, Races and Professions Are Welcome To Join And I am offering positions of Power For The Original Members, First Come First Serve. I am most especially interested in those who are knowledgeable in Dragons And Wyverns And Religion And History For Teaching Our Young and all our members About Their important Role In The Lands. Please Join Us. Email: TheSocietyOfTheDragon@hotmail.com AIM:TSOTD7

I'll give you syntax, grammar, and formatting lessons for 20 mil.

[SpunGirl]

In two days the offer for productive membership has gone from 14,000,000 to 77,000,000. Damn! I might have to start thinking seriously about this.

-K

[ELO]

Sorry for bumping this, but this guy is too stupid for me not to share.

TSOTD7: Greetins Are you busy?
BlueLiner03: Depends.
TSOTD7: Would you be interested in helping the society of the Dragon?
TSOTD7: this is GawainDragon7
BlueLiner03: Sure, when do I get paid?
TSOTD7: in about one month
TSOTD7: depending on what you do... 70k per recruit
TSOTD7: millions for leadership
TSOTD7: what do you think?
BlueLiner03: I heard you're buying Simutronics?
TSOTD7: Well as soon As I get to my girlfriends my paretns are already looking into it. I need to contact David Whatley..
TSOTD7: I want to implement body parts, sex moves the ability to steal silvers and items from dead bodies and all on an adult server that costs extra money for those privleges
BlueLiner03: You can already steal silvers and items from dead people, but okay.
TSOTD7: Geemstone VII
BlueLiner03: Wow, GEmstone 7?
TSOTD7: you can steal items??
TSOTD7: i didnt know that
TSOTD7: I mean if your not a rogue
BlueLiner03: what happened to 5 and 6?
TSOTD7: boring
TSOTD7: 7 my favorit enuimber
TSOTD7: so can you help us get started
BlueLiner03: It depends.
TSOTD7: Im eventually going to make my own text gaem based on dungeons and dragons
BlueLiner03: I have a very good friend who's the Assistant Project Manager of Gemstone.
BlueLiner03: She's scared because she thinks you might fire her.
TSOTD7: Also Im goin to imediately implement TSOTD and stables and have dragons to ride for members, im not going to fire anyone im going to ad dpeople
BlueLiner03: Oh, good, because she wants a raise.
BlueLiner03: Can you give her a raise?
TSOTD7: im goin to give everyone a 50% raise
BlueLiner03: Wow, that's very generous.
TSOTD7: im going to be a billionare by the end oif the year
TSOTD7: someone is giving my parents money
BlueLiner03: So... by "I'm" you mean, "my parents".
TSOTD7: they have five or sic biollionaref friends fromthteir buisiness
TSOTD7: itsd my money eventually
BlueLiner03: Yeah, too bad you have to wait for them to die.
TSOTD7: no jsut about ten years theyll give me most of it
BlueLiner03: Unless there is an accident, you could get it now.
BlueLiner03: I might be able to help you out there.
BlueLiner03: If you know what I mean.
TSOTD7: i lvoe my parents dude
BlueLiner03: Yeah, but man, all that money.
BlueLiner03: Just think what you can do with it all.
TSOTD7: i can get them to do it in five all i want ois to by gem and enjoy my27 million
BlueLiner03: Dude, live in the now.
TSOTD7: gem better not be expesive
TSOTD7: oh
BlueLiner03: 5 years, all that money might be gone.
TSOTD7: im gonnasell silvber and items ontplay.net too
BlueLiner03: You better snag it while it's still there.
BlueLiner03: Take what's rightfully yours.
TSOTD7: i mnight david to come live atr the spelling mansion with me its 56000 square eftt im gonna live thier with my 3 girlfrineds
BlueLiner03: Wow, are you Mormon or something?
TSOTD7: no ijust cant deal with one woman foir life
TSOTD7: and i want more kids
TSOTD7: oh
TSOTD7: and im gonna mkae gs 7 1000 levels
BlueLiner03: Dude, you should move to Utah.
TSOTD7: no i like holmby hills
BlueLiner03: They practice polymonogamy all over the place.
TSOTD7: i ccant maryr them legally sucks doesnt it
TSOTD7: have any ideas for gs 7?
TSOTD7: whos bubba uno?
BlueLiner03: Tsin.
TSOTD7: he yelled at me... you saiid youd be on with bubbauno later on in the chatrorom so it hought it was you and he yelled
BlueLiner03: He yelled at you? Did you call him or something?
TSOTD7: at the aaron spelling mansion thers 123 rooms and an entire floor dedicated to closets for mgirls ca is thebesdt shopping in the worlkd britney spoears bought a333$ dollar bra at le bra lingerie in hollywood isnt that=awseom?
TSOTD7: no on the imer
BlueLiner03: I have no idea what you just said.
TSOTD7: le bra lingerie you canlook it up ther wwebsite is awsome
BlueLiner03: Oh, cool, I'll check that out.
BlueLiner03: So, Tsin yelled at you through his IM?
BlueLiner03: Is that even possible?
TSOTD7: ya i thought it was you and he was like im not joining go away

(I told him I was Bubba Uno, and insisted he IM me)

BlueLiner03: Wow, harsh.
BlueLiner03: Listen man, I gotta go, but if you want me to help you out with your "parent problem" <wink wink>, give me a call.
BlueLiner03: My phone number is <insert Tabor's cell phone number here>
TSOTD7: dont freak me out
BlueLiner03: No, seriously.
BlueLiner03: That money is rightfully yours dude.
TSOTD7: NOT FUNNY
"
TSOTD7 signed off at 9:36:38 AM.

[Bobmuhthol]

LMAO.

What the FUCK just happened?!?!

[Shari]

OMG.

can't....breathe...


I :heart: you guys.

[ELO]

What the FUCK just happened?!?!


I dunno. (I think he's slightly ADD)

[TheEschaton]

That kid's retarded, not ADD.

-TheE-

[Snapp]

:lol2: Okay, that made me laugh.

[The Ponzzz]

Wow, that's fucking great! I live in room 122 now thanks to him at the Spelling mansion!

[HarmNone]

Does Seany Digital have a brother? :thinking?

[vontez]

umm, i'm sorry, this thread needs to be bumped. Whatever happened to this? I wanted to join up...

[The Ponzzz]

It was prolly just fake. Nothing that good can be real. :(

[CrystalTears]

It was prolly just fake. Nothing that good can be real. :(
:rofl:

[Tolwynn]

Maybe they've tapped him to develop savants, hence the delays on both fronts.

[jpatter123]

This is the best thing ever he wants to buy gemstone to steal D&D content which he'd be sued for.
:wedgie:

This might be the best thread ever.

[Raffles]

sorry to bump an old thread but this stuff is pure fairy dust, I've burst a blood vessel in my head laughing so much, I remember him playing Wwyverns and Wwyverness? a few years back and whilst totally bonkers he is hilarious. I want to ride on dragons and live in Spelling Mansion!

[Methais]

This is one of those threads that should be bumped at least a couple times a year. I forgot all about this guy. I wonder if it's really Robert Hamburger.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

This was worth re-reading again.

GawainDragon7: Just ask in the game or post.. And pay someone for their time.,. What kind of character do you want to play?
GawainDragon7: 'i still am
Issi: Ohh
GawainDragon7: no worries
Issi: I want to play a character that's a badass
Issi: like a V'Tullian Shadow Knight.


Good times, good times.

[g++]

BlueLiner03: Wow, GEmstone 7?
TSOTD7: you can steal items??
TSOTD7: i didnt know that
TSOTD7: I mean if your not a rogue
BlueLiner03: what happened to 5 and 6?
TSOTD7: boring
TSOTD7: 7 my favorit enuimber

Win

[Allereli]

Are you guys sure this guy wasn't the Dfarren horde?

[RainyDay2080]

Bumping a bump I know. But I missed that the first time around. The original IM log was hilarious. Dragon teas and selling Tsin's characters FTW.

RD

[Ryenn]

>get stat
You remove a soapstone rearing pegasus statue from in your mithril chest.

[Makkah]

So awesome. Where's the "I'm going to buy Gemstone" thread?

[Drunken Durfin]

tsotd7 is offline

damnit.

[Methais]

This is one of the best threads on the PC necro list.

[Makkah]

Yea... totally had to prep 318, cast

Now where's that other thread?

[Geshron]

Yea... totally had to prep 318, cast

Now where's that other thread?

Someone find this thread I need the lul'z

[Martaigne]

This one?

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=22742&highlight=fairy+herbs

Or this one?

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=22860&highlight=smorking

[Makkah]

Neither. I really thought there was a thread he made talking about how his family had mad money, and he was trying to convince them to invest in buying Simutronics.

[diethx]

Heh, somehow I never read this before today. I wish i'd read it at home rather than at school, though.

[CrystalTears]

Neither. I really thought there was a thread he made talking about how his family had mad money, and he was trying to convince them to invest in buying Simutronics.
I'm pretty sure that discussion was had. I just have a feeling it got purged or moved or something because I can't find it.

[4a6c1]

I just read this whole thing and the vomit of gurgling meanness therein gave me wasabi flavored warm fuzzies like a porcupines cooter. IheartPC4evar.




His family has millions and wants to buy Simu so that he can convert the game into an adult game and add dragons, tits and ass.

And this. This one creeped up on me. I keep looking at it again and giggling. But every time I laugh harder.

Also. I Love When People Type Like This. It Makes Everything So Much More Important When You Capitalize Every Word. Look, See? My Paragraph Is So Important.

[CrystalTears]

Yeah now I think it was just some of us who were caught in a chat room with him or something and him going on and on about buying Simu. I can't remember the specifics of where it was discussed anymore. All I remember is laughing at this guy's ideas.

[WRoss]

.

[Belnia]

This thread still delivers.

[Methais]

.

..

[kookiegod]

..

...

[WRoss]

Heh, I posted on the wrong thread. But yeah, it still delivers.

[4a6c1]

(red) The Society Of The Dragon 10-10-2009 11:53 PM Fuck you.


Your Opinion Matters. See? You Can Tell My Heart Is Impacted By Your Uber Emo-ness Because Every Word Is Capitalized. I Grieve For Your Quandary. Actually, No. I'm Fucking Lying. Deathstar Target Acquired. QQ

[4a6c1]

His family has millions and wants to buy Simu so that he can convert the game into an adult game and add dragons, tits and ass.


Still funny.

[WRoss]

.

Also. I Love When People Type Like This. It Makes Everything So Much More Important When You Capitalize Every Word. Look, See? My Paragraph Is So Important.

Lord Paco Loves To Type Like This


The Lands Exploded In Population For A Monday Last Night. All The Way Till The Wee Hours Of The Morning.

[Tisket]

Lord Paco Loves To Type Like This

Whoosh.

Who do you think she was talking about, moron?

[WRoss]

Lets check your reading comprehension abilities. As applied to this situation here, where Lord Paco has never posted, she could not have meant him. If you look at the original post:




"The Purpose of the Society of The Dragon is To Find Dragons and Wyverns And Breed Them By Finding their Eggs And Duplicating Them With Magic, So They will once again roam the Lands. Also We will pray to the Arkati to create a Goddess of The Dragons for us to worship. As Well As to Petition The Town Of Wehnimers Landing Build a Great Castle For All The Members of Our Society. We will Hunt Together And Make a System of helping eachother for Healing and Resurrecting as Well As The Sharing Of Weapons and Armor for Our Young. We will also be responsible for Restoring Honor to the Lands again and improving the quality of peoples interactions with eachother. We will be the Greatest Society In all The Land.



The user quoted from the official forums is the target of said capitalization.

Now lets explore why you failed this test.
A) Massive amounts of sand in your vagina
B) The inability to post without trying to assault someone
C) You are pissed because there are actually men on this forum who don't find your pasty olive-oil looking self attractive
D) A, B, and C

HINT: The correct answer is D

[Tisket]

There are men on this forum who don't find me attractive. I've never denied or much cared one way or another. What I don't understand however is why this continues to be such a source of surprise to you that you feel it necessary to point it out constantly. It's very juvenile.

Anyway, counting yourself as a man is a bit of a stretch. "Boy" would be far more accurate.

[Tisket]

Oh and "sandy vag" comments are soooo 2005.

[ElvenFury]

Oh and "sandy vag" comments are soooo 2005.

Agreed. Sloughing uterus comments are the in thing now.

[Tisket]

Agreed. Sloughing uterus comments are the in thing now.

shutthefuckupyourface&yourmomsface!

Sloughing is such an ugly word. lol

[WRoss]

So lets see why I might never get along with you. I make a thread about having H1N1. I post up a few jokes about people, all of who take it in stride, but you flame out and start attacking me. You then state that you wish that my mother and I would die. After this, you continue to attack me on any thread I post in. Obviously, if it got you so bent out of shape to repeatedly attack me and threaten me and my family, it means something to you.

[4a6c1]

I Think Both Of You Are Missing The Point Completely. The Point Is Very Obviously That The Society Of The Dragon Will Conquor The World Starting With Elanthia And We Have Much To Fear. Doom. DOOM. Also, Artley Quit Hating On Tiskeypoo Because She Has Nice Titties. And Tiskeypoo Quit Acknowledging Interwebz Peoples Opinions About You. Now Both Of You Put Some Vader Helmuts On And Kiss/Makeup. Spank You Very Much. Good Day Sir! I Cant Stop Typing. Now I Understands Everything. This Is Fun. I Could Do This All Day Long. To Be Continued...

[Celephais]

Lets check your reading comprehension abilities. As applied to this situation here, where Lord Paco has never posted, she could not have meant him. If you look at the original post
You quoted JhinasSpirit post made well after Paco joined these forums ...

[Tisket]

So lets see why I might never get along with you. I make a thread about having H1N1. I post up a few jokes about people, all of who take it in stride, but you flame out and start attacking me. You then state that you wish that my mother and I would die. After this, you continue to attack me on any thread I post in. Obviously, if it got you so bent out of shape to repeatedly attack me and threaten me and my family, it means something to you.

It was a mean-spirited stab at me, not a "joke". But continue to play the victim card here by all means.

Oh and too bad about you and your mom surviving.

Get it...urmom.

edit: I've addressed you directly outside that thread, um, once I think? Here as a matter of fact. But I understand you wanting to exaggerate that since it helps with your whole victimhood thing.

[4a6c1]

I Think Both Of You Are Missing The Point Completely. The Point Is Very Obviously That The Society Of The Dragon Will Conquor The World Starting With Elanthia And We Have Much To Fear. Doom. DOOM. Also, Artley Quit Hating On Tiskeypoo Because She Has Nice Titties. And Tiskeypoo Quit Acknowledging Interwebz Peoples Opinions About You. Now Both Of You Put Some Vader Helmuts On And Kiss/Makeup. Spank You Very Much. Good Day Sir! I Cant Stop Typing. Now I Understands Everything. This Is Fun. I Could Do This All Day Long. To Be Continued...

Also. Artley Cannot Be Blamed For His Own Mistakes. He Was Obviously Overwhelmed By The Awesomeness Of My Caps Lock.

[Tisket]

I Think Both Of You Are Missing The Point Completely. The Point Is Very Obviously That The Society Of The Dragon Will Conquor The World Starting With Elanthia And We Have Much To Fear. Doom. DOOM. Also, Artley Quit Hating On Tiskeypoo Because She Has Nice Titties. And Tiskeypoo Quit Acknowledging Interwebz Peoples Opinions About You. Now Both Of You Put Some Vader Helmuts On And Kiss/Makeup. Spank You Very Much. Good Day Sir! I Cant Stop Typing. Now I Understands Everything. This Is Fun. I Could Do This All Day Long. To Be Continued...

Haha, someone sent me a pm that said his negative attention was kind of like the kid on the playground who punches the girl in the arm and runs away because he doesn't actually have the developed social skillz to show her how he really feels.

It made me laugh and kind of grossed me out at the same time. It's a reverse crush!!

[4a6c1]

If We Run With That Logic I'm Going To Have To Say You Paying Attention To Him Means You Like To Be Spanked.

[Tisket]

If We Run With That Logic I'm Going To Have To Say You Paying Attention To Him Means You Like To Be Spanked.

I repeat: shutthefuckupyourface&yourmomsface!

[Widgets]

I Think Both Of You Are Missing The Point Completely. The Point Is Very Obviously That The Society Of The Dragon Will Conquor The World Starting With Elanthia And We Have Much To Fear. Doom. DOOM. Also, Artley Quit Hating On Tiskeypoo Because She Has Nice Titties. And Tiskeypoo Quit Acknowledging Interwebz Peoples Opinions About You. Now Both Of You Put Some Vader Helmuts On And Kiss/Makeup. Spank You Very Much. Good Day Sir! I Cant Stop Typing. Now I Understands Everything. This Is Fun. I Could Do This All Day Long. To Be Continued...

Jihn, let's make babies.

[4a6c1]

I repeat: shutthefuckupyourface&yourmomsface!

Bwahahaha

:spaz:

[ElvenFury]

If We Run With That Logic I'm Going To Have To Say You Paying Attention To Him Means You Like To Be Spanked.


I repeat: shutthefuckupyourface&yourmomsface!

Goddammit, now I have to make an alt account to add another YES to the masturbation poll...

[Tisket]

You quoted JhinasSpirit post made well after Paco joined these forums ...

Yeah, most posters with any awareness of the PC would have understood she wasn't just referencing posters in this thread.

Or I need more coffee. One of those two things.

[Paradii]

I would like to congratulate the three of you for taking an awesome thread and gaying it up with petty shit. Make a new thread and you three can QQ in there. But Leave The Society Of The Dragon's Thread Alone! This is your only warning.

[AnticorRifling]

I want to join this only so I can say THIS IS FLAMING DRAGON like in Tropic Thunder.

[Tisket]

I would like to congratulate the three of you for taking an awesome thread and gaying it up with petty shit. Make a new thread and you three can QQ in there. But Leave The Society Of The Dragon's Thread Alone! This is your only warning.

I'll help you out. What you were trying to say was:

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n65/laughing_stoned/gay.gif

Jesus, I have to do all the work around here.

[waywardgs]

Holy crap. I need to unsee that.

[Latrinsorm]

It's Olive Oyl, btw. As another FYI, did you know that the only story that is present in all cultures throughout all of time is the myth of Popeye? Strange but true!

[Beldonn]

...theres a hindi popeye? *cant think of a funny name*

a cannibal popeye? *pop my eye?*

a european popeye? *pope-eye?*

a canadian popeye? *pop-eh?*

cant think of anything else. too bored.

[Methais]

I'll help you out. What you were trying to say was:

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n65/laughing_stoned/gay.gif

Jesus, I have to do all the work around here.

what the hell

[BigWorm]

what the hell

thanks for quoting it

[AestheticLife]

I'll help you out. What you were trying to say was:

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n65/laughing_stoned/gay.gif

Jesus, I have to do all the work around here.



...so I'll be thanked, aswell!

[Paradii]

Neg reps for all you jag offs quoting this shit

[Methais]

Neg reps for all you jag offs quoting this shit

http://caedis.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/oh_noes.jpg

[Cephalopod]

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n65/laughing_stoned/gay.gif


http://caedis.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/oh_noes.jpg

Flaming indeed.

[Beldonn]

Mwahahha I meant to green bubble you anticor. That was hilarious. I was messing with you. Too funny.

[Sam]

lulzbump

[Skeeter]

Loser face dumb!

[Drew]

This thread was under appreciated at the time. Was this the same guy who was going to make it Gemstone 7?

[Gelston]

I found this thread again and laughed, so I will bump it because fuck you.

[Viekn]

I found this thread again and laughed, so I will bump it because fuck you.

Craptastic, another 19 page thread that I now need to catch up on because the last two pages alone seem interesting. Too bad some of the pics were deleted. On the plus side though, any thread with Big Worm's avatar is always worth reading for that alone.

[JackWhisper]

Still funny as hell.

[Astray]

Holy fuck.

[Taernath]

You killed him. Our savior arrived to elevate Gemstone to a higher purpose, and you all mocked him and crucified him.

I hope you're happy.

[Astray]

He was going to make Gemstone and adult oriented game with all his millions.

[Taernath]

He was going to make Gemstone and adult oriented game with all his millions.

I just wanted to have sex while riding a dragon.

:cry:

[Tgo01]

He was going to add tits and ass to the game. He has my vote. I don't care how crazy he is.

[WRoss]

I think we should bring back this society.