She wants me

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=146253129&MyToken=fbc8907c-01d7-477a-89eb-c48fc14685aa

She "friended me" out of the blue on myspace. Clearly she wants my johnson. No chance it's a scam or anything...

[ElanthianSiren]

I wonder how much boobs like that cost.

[Satira]

I'm not even looking. I learned my lesson from the last time.

[Skeeter]

they are large and they are spectacular.

[Sean of the Thread]

From the looks of her friend list ... sorry bill.. you're not her type.

[Ignot]

I thought she was attractive until I started reading what she wrote. Why on earth did i decide to read it!

[AestheticDeath]

She wrote something?

[DeV]

I thought she was attractive until I started reading what she wrote. Why on earth did i decide to read it!"My name is Brandy like the drink lol."

She should just be quiet and let her boobs do all the talking.

[Chelle]

The way its worded it makes me wonder if it's really a guy who made a fake myspace entry. I don't know something about it seems a bit off. Anyway those are some great hooters! heh

[Ignot]

Anyway those are some great hooters! heh

i dont know why i found that so funny.

[Flurbins]

AIM = feastygal996? That's... gross.

[RichardCranium]

She's a 6.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

ok, I'm a pretty picky person, and maybe I'm just getting older but I think she's very pretty. Just based on her profile (retarded) she loses "points" that way, more so than looks.

Looks are great and definately initiate the first attraction, but it's personality and intelligence that wins through in the long run for me.

[Back]

ok, I'm a pretty picky person, and maybe I'm just getting older but I think she's very pretty. Just based on her profile (retarded) she loses "points" that way, more so than looks.

Looks are great and definately initiate the first attraction, but it's personality and intelligence that wins through in the long run for me.

Right. So have you tried contacting her yet? Whats up?

[Artha]

If an attractive female friend requests you out of the blue, it's almost definitely a bot or some such thing.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Right. So have you tried contacting her yet? Whats up?

Fuck no, I deleted her.

[Back]

If an attractive female friend requests you out of the blue, it's almost definitely a bot or some such thing.

That or Russian babes looking for citizenship.

[Back]

Fuck no, I deleted her.

Damn. One keystroke and the possibilities just disappear...

[Sean of the Thread]

Not everyone is an internet slut Blacklash.

[Back]

Not everyone is an internet slut Blacklash.

Duh.

[Ignot]

Not everyone is an internet slut Blacklash.

Huh?

[Back]

Not everyone is an internet slut Blacklash.


Huh?

I think what he means is that he has never gotten laid by talking to someone on the internet and it must be Al Gore’s fault for stealing his megahurtz.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Dude(s), this is about a big tittied chick with an obvious scam trying to friend me on MySpace... keep the h8eraide to other threads.

[Back]

Dude(s), this is about a big tittied chick with an obvious scam trying to friend me on MySpace... keep the h8eraide to other threads.

My only complaint is why did you not try to contact her.

[Sean of the Thread]

My only complaint is why did you not try to contact her.

He's not desperate and meets women in REAL LIFE.

[Back]

He's not desperate and meets women in REAL LIFE.

Dude, I’ve never picked up a chick in a wheelchair. The internet is just another way to get laid. An expansion of horizons.

[Alfster]

Dude, I’ve never picked up a chick in a wheelchair. The internet is just another way to get laid. An expansion of horizons.

For losers

[Back]

For losers

Obviously.

[RichardCranium]

ok, I'm a pretty picky person, and maybe I'm just getting older but I think she's very pretty. Just based on her profile (retarded) she loses "points" that way, more so than looks.

Looks are great and definately initiate the first attraction, but it's personality and intelligence that wins through in the long run for me.

Right, to each his own. I definately don't hold my standards to be the same as anyone else's.

I mean, I've never had a 10...


...but I've had 5 2's.

[Xaerve]

Right, to each his own. I definately don't hold my standards to be the same as anyone else's.

I mean, I've never had a 10...


...but I've had 5 2's.

This is a great example of when quality > quantity...

[Skeeter]

but how do you KNOW it's a scam. maybe she heard you play a text based fantasy role-playing game and couldn't help but throw herself at you.

[Chelle]

Hey some girls like that! They want to try something new and kinky these days. Why not a RPG geek for a new Challenge? It's like hrmmm I wonder if I can tear him away from his precious game. I'll try bouncing up and down naked in front of him to see if he ignores me while hes trying to get picked by an alterer.

[ElanthianSiren]

What Chelle said; Geeks have it -- 100% always.

Overweight geeks, do not have it, however. I needed to clarify that.
-M

[Skeeter]

I think that was directed at you Xyelin

[ElanthianSiren]

Was not. Republicans are dead out. I don't need WW-every five minutes in my house, thanks.

-M

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I'm technically (my voter card says) a republican :(

[Ignot]

Hey some girls like that! They want to try something new and kinky these days. Why not a RPG geek for a new Challenge? It's like hrmmm I wonder if I can tear him away from his precious game. I'll try bouncing up and down naked in front of him to see if he ignores me while hes trying to get picked by an alterer.

Which ones are those and what are their phone numbers?

[Artha]

Hey some girls like that!
Not ones that look like the girl in the OP.