US Department of Laughs?

[Xaerve]

The US government has a new website, http://www.ready.gov/. It's another attempt at scare mongering in the style of the old "duck and cover" advice after WWII.

The fun thing is that these pictures are so ambiguous they could mean anything! Here are a few interpretations. http://www.nirvani.net/misc/emergency/?1

Really funny.

[zhelas]

http://us.news3.yimg.com/ca.yimg.com/p/061214/reuters/mtfh03914nootri66129880.jpg
I swear his cock was this big!

http://www.drudgereport.com/npw.jpg
I hope mine is big enough for the S&M convention.

[Stanley Burrell]

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http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/7618/2090oped3ui1.jpg

[thornhappy]

I was laughing so hard I couldn't answer the phone. Heh.

[Parkbandit]

The same people who say the website is nothing but scare mongering are the same people who, in the case of such a catastrophy, will bitch they were never informed what to do.

It's called the Backlash effect.

[ElanthianSiren]

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LOL :heart: Stan.

-M

[Sean of the Thread]

The same people who say the website is nothing but scare mongering are the same people who, in the case of such a catastrophy, will bitch they were never informed what to do.

It's called the Backlash effect.

QFT. The only exception to the informed catastrophe reasoning is when they listen to someone as ignorant as Ray Nagin. "WAIT FOR THE LUXURY BUSES TO EVACUATE!!!! We ain't gettin in no school bus!"

[Xaerve]

The same people who say the website is nothing but scare mongering are the same people who, in the case of such a catastrophy, will bitch they were never informed what to do.

It's called the Backlash effect.

Haha, :)

[Back]

Oh shit those interpretation had me rolling.

[Loagan]

A couple of my favorites.

>>Hurricanes, animal corpses and the biohazard symbol have a lot in common. Think about it.

>>If a door is closed, karate chop it open.

>>If your building collapses, give yourself a blowjob while waiting to be rescued.

>>If you've become a radiation mutant with a deformed hand, remember to close the window. No one wants to see that shit.:rofl: