Things That Have Pissed Me Off Today

[SpunGirl]

Today is not a good day.

1. Dinner Reservations. I made dinner reservations FOUR WEEKS AGO for this little Mexican Restaurant in the casino by our house. We have ten people coming to dinner for NYE and wanted to go out for awhile then come home and hang out at the new house for midnight. FOUR FUCKING WEEKS AGO! Anyway, the hobag hostess was like SOMEONE WILL CALL YOU BETWEEN THE 26TH-29TH TO CONFIRM. As of last night at 6:30pm I had no phone call, so I called them. I got a voice mail and left a message. 8:30pm, no message return. I called and after talking to a particularly stupid hostess, she assured me the manager would call me "right back." At 10:15 I still had no callback, so I called AGAIN and actually managed to talk to the manager this time. He hemmed and hawed and said there may be a private party but he "wasn't sure," and when I reminded him that I made these reservations three weeks ago, his response was, "Well, I don't know what's going on and I have no control over the situation."

Excuse me? I thought managers were, by definition, supposed to know things and have control over the situation.

Anyway, he swore up and down that he would call me back today between 3pm-4pm. It's 3:57 right now and I haven't heard a word. Fucking assbag pieces of filth.

2. Selfish Bitches. My friend is in love with this girl. This girl has a boyfriend, but is hemming and hawing about leaving the boyfriend, then says she won't, then says she might, then acts all cutesy to him at random times, which raises his hopes. He should grow some 'nads and tell her to piss off, but SHE should stop being a bitch. It's the "I don't want him but you can't have him either" syndrome, and it's totally breaking his heart.

3. Ick. I don't feel well. I am nauseated and a bit disoriented. WTF.

-K

[Back]

I have a zit all ready to pop for a NYE party. I feel your pain.

[Satira]

1. I can't come to your NYE party.

:(

LIFE SUCKS

[SpunGirl]

UPDATE I called the restaurant back and was like I WANT TO TALK TO MICHAEL THE MANAGER. The girl was like WHO IS THIS. I told her, and she comes back on and says,

"I have to speak for Michael right now because he has laryngitis, but he says he'll take your reservation for ten people at whatever time you'd like."

I THINK HE WAS AFRAID I WAS GOING TO YELL.

-K

[Tisket]

Just hope he doesn't get "creative" with your food now...

[Caramia]

Ew.

I might as well come to Vegas for the night, things are looking a bit grim here at the moment.

[Ignot]

He should grow some 'nads and tell her to piss off, but SHE should stop being a bitch.


If he is willing to put up with her bullshit then who cares. He is the one screwing her and im sure he is happy with that. I'm quite sure his heart isnt being broken.

[TheEschaton]

1. All the girls I meet in Buffalo who seem nice have hooked up with one of my friends, and you don't (or at least shouldn't) take your friend's sloppy seconds.

2. All my friends talk this shit about looking for serious, stable relationships, how all they want is someone to love, etc, etc, and then proceed to get drunk and act like total man-whores. I don't mind man-whores, just don't say you're trying to settle down and be in relationships if you're really gonna hook up with some random chick you met 10 minutes ago, and leave me stranded at the fucking bar at 3:45 in the morning.

3. My best friend's hot little sister (who is now 23) was drunk tonight and was all on my shit and I had to turn it down because my best friend was giving me the "Dude, I'll fucking kill YOU if my sister touches you again" look.

-TheE-

[Miss X]

1. Everything I tried on/bought for NYE yesterday looked/looks awful.

2. I was considering faking illness to get out of the hassle of NYE.

3. I woke up actually feeling ill. It's like karma.

4. Some dick hit my new car and did £600 worth of damage and didn't even stop to leave insurance details, so I'm having to claim it on mine!

[Apathy]

3. My best friend's hot little sister (who is now 23) was drunk tonight and was all on my shit and I had to turn it down because my best friend was giving me the "Dude, I'll fucking kill YOU if my sister touches you again" look.

-TheE-

Some opportunities in life you just can't pass up. Besides, it's his fault for bringing her around all the time.

[Sean of the Thread]

Some opportunities in life you just can't pass up. Besides, it's his fault for bringing her around all the time.

You sooo shoulda date raped her.

[Daniel]

cosign Apathy.

Any legal female who is allowed to drink around friends is allowed to get nailed by said friends.

[Gan]

3. My best friend's hot little sister (who is now 23) was drunk tonight and was all on my shit and I had to turn it down because my best friend was giving me the "Dude, I'll fucking kill YOU if my sister touches you again" look.

-TheE-


Some opportunities in life you just can't pass up. Besides, it's his fault for bringing her around all the time.

Unless he's banging his best friend who is just jealous that his said little sister might be a better lay.

[Daniel]

Even more of a reason

[Caramia]

People who are actively in a relationship shouldn't be messing with someone else's head, Spun... be it the small one or the big one. It's not fair to keep two other people swinging from a string, just because the third might be the unhappy one. They should either end it with one or the other, or your friend should realize just how disrespected he is, and what a game she's playing. There's no excuse for being manipulative and deceitful with people you supposedly care about.

If it were an open relationship, that would be different, but I'm betting it's not, at least, not for every one of the parties involved. Otherwise, there would likely be no rant for Spun to bring here.

NYE is looking better for me though... the champagne is chilling and I'm looking forward to popping some corks tonight ::whistle::

[Sean of the Thread]

You cork soaker.

[Ignot]

The guy just wants to get laid. I doubt he wants a relationship but lets say he does, i dont think he is willing to pass up the booty so he is willing to stick it out . Instead of telling him relationship advise you shouldjust tell him to shut the fuck up.

[Caramia]

The guy just wants to get laid. I doubt he wants a relationship but lets say he does, i dont think he is willing to pass up the booty so he is willing to stick it out . Instead of telling him relationship advise you shouldjust tell him to shut the fuck up.

You don't seriously believe that willing booty is so hard to find that he has to deal with some confused chick, when there are probably a dozen others willing to do the deed? Seriously, if her booty was so premium, then what's the boyfriend's issue? I'm just saying...

[Miss X]

Our booty is as premium as it gets, im telling you sista.

[Ignot]

Im speaking from a guy's perspective. Free booty + no hassle = sticking around.

[Amaron]

Our booty is as premium as it gets, im telling you sista.

Smooch Woman.

Happy New Year

J

[SpunGirl]

If you have premium booty, do you get a free alteration every six months?

-K

[Miss X]

You get free lipo!!!

[Caramia]

Im speaking from a guy's perspective. Free booty + no hassle = sticking around.

Heh... I wouldn't call it no hassle. From what I hear, it's rapidly becoming hassle and a half... and just not worth it.