Criminal video of the year.

[Sean of the Thread]

College Humor link so may be NSFW because of panty ads or websense.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1725037

[Tisket]

Jesus. Fucking lucky asshole. By all rights, any one of those falls should have resulted in at least one broken bone.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Hilarious. I wish all criminals had such well documented idiocy. The shopping cart was pretty funny. They should neuter him so he can't reproduce.

[Ignot]

What a funny video. I work i usually read newsoftheweird.com for soem funny shit like this but It is so much better to see a video showing how dumb criminals can be.

[Parkbandit]

Damn, I was hoping the owner would walk in and blow his fool head off. Literally.

[Some Rogue]

Haha, I've seen this video a hundred times. It still makes me laugh. It reminds me of some of the morons I have come in to my stores.

Like the guy who dropped his bag of coke at the register then when he realized it was missing, came back to the clerk and asked for it back.

[Hulkein]

Jesus. Fucking lucky asshole. By all rights, any one of those falls should have resulted in at least one broken bone.

If it did, he was probably too drunk or stoned to realize it.

[Stanley Burrell]

Was this aired on the same round of Dumbest Criminals with the guy who tries evading the cops by pulling his getaway ride into a maximum security federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison?

Because that, hombre, was some delightfully amusing feces.