Dialectizer!

[Celephais]

http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/

I think I ran into this a long time ago, but I saw a link to it on another site and just copied the text from the crowley story and put it to jive... I burst into laughter when i came to this line:

Crowley's penis wuz small, but he had still caused significant tears t'de toddler's rectum. WORD!

[Back]

Edgar Allen Poe’s Raven “dialiectized” on “redneck.”


Once upon a midnight dreary, while ah ponnered, weak an' wary, On over menny a quaint an' curious voloom of fo'gotten lo'e, While ah nodded, nearly nappin', suddenly thar came a tappin', As of some one juntly rappin', rappin' at mah chamber dore. "'Tis some visito'," ah muttered, "tappin' at mah chamber dore- Only this, an' nothin' mo'e."

Heh, not too shabby.

[Celephais]

Edgar Allen Poe’s Raven “dialiectized” on “redneck.”



Heh, not too shabby.

Not exactly dialectized, but this was on bash.org... better than what the hacker dialect would have turned it into:

once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.