Funny GM line

[crazymage]

Lame to start a thread, but it's still funny.


Ikaan says, "I'm not a real GM, but I did sleep in a Holiday Inn Express last night."

[Izalude]

"What's Ardenai?"

I've had 2 GM's ask me that question, as well as an elven merchant.

[The Ponzzz]

Me: WHO IS THE FATHER?!
Naos: Jessa
Me: I knew she had a penis
Naos: i find it amusing that you haven't mentioned my vagina yet

Ikaan: hey, if I don't get a panty shot YOU ain't gettin' no panty shot
Ikaan: and no Mario, if you send me one of yours, I'm putting you on AUTO-DEAD tm

[thornhappy]

Wait, when did this turn into the 'Look at me, I'm friends with GMs' thread?

[Asha]

Heh, yep.

[mgoddess]

"What's Ardenai?"

I've had 2 GM's ask me that question, as well as an elven merchant.

*groan*

Why the fuck don't GM's RTMFD?! Stuff like this pisses me off...the Ardenai have been around long enough that anybody who touches an elf or the elven lore documents should know about them. GM's should be required to read the lore documents if they're gonna be working at all with the players.

[Sean of the Thread]

Or you should be happy that you have people working for nothing with knowledge of code and game mechanics.

[Celephais]

Or you should be happy that you have people working for nothing with knowledge of code and game mechanics.

Or we could be disapointed that we're paying for a service that isn't hiring qualified employees. (but I don't want to turn this into that thread again)

[Fallen]

Speaking in Elven, you ask, "Stats?"

Elnath asks, "Stats?"

Speaking in Elven, you ask, "Just go to the mangler?"

Speaking in Elven, you say, "I have 0."

Speaking in Elven, you say, "In every stat."

Elnath says, "Oh lord."

[Jolena]

Wait, when did this turn into the 'Look at me, I'm friends with GMs' thread?

Actually, that's a pretty unfair assumption to make. He posted a funny comment made by GM's on two separate occassions, and that was the purpose of the thread, wasn't it?

[The Ponzzz]

I dunno, seeing it was a funny GM lines thread, you kinda havta TALK with them to get funny things!

[Ignot]

I don't know but the Ponzzz avatar wins this thread.

[Sean of the Thread]

Tijay's was better

[Methais]

No it wasn't.

[Asha]

Black is better. Aledgedly.

[Methais]

No it isn't.