If you don't buy my stuff they're gonna break my thumbs!

[LordBacl]

***UPDATED***

Please U2U me or send an email at BLEWISMALTZ@gmail.com if you want to buy anything.

If you don't want to buy anything, then please feel free to make a long angry post about how high my prices are, and please point out to those interested that the items they may want are all garbage, and several of them were once bought off the shelf at some merchant for 1/10 the cost.

Enjoy!

a chipped glowbark runestaff: 15mil flat.
+22, further enchantable, alterable, and made of rare precious glowbark.

a hardened leather gnome-sized breastplate. Weighs about 15, rigid leather that covers the torso only. 4x. Scripted for gnomes. Further enchantable. Alterable. 2mil flat.

a studded-copper leather gnome-sized jack. Weighs about 25, rigid leather armor that covers the torso, arms, legs, neck, and head. 4x. Scripted for gnomes. Further enchantable. Alterable. 2mil flat.

a midnight black suede fedora: 1mil flat.
Jump jive and wail in this shamefully swinging FEDORA. Weighs less than 2, and alterable.

a flowing azure silk robe clasped with a stylized waterfall: 1mil flat.
Weighs less than 2, holds VLA, closes and is alterable.

a bramble-swept ivory velvet longcoat: 1mil flat.
Weighs less than 2, holds VLA, closes and is alterable.

a chainmail tinker gnome toolkit: 1mil flat.
Weighs less than 2, holds medium, waist worn and closes.

a leather tinker gnome toolkit: 1mil flat.
Weighs less than 2, holds medium, waist worn and closes.

a sea-worn ring adorned with the crest of House Ashrim: 250k
Ancient ring from the destroyed elven house.

a marine blue leather satchel, a bright crimson leather satchel, and an emerald green leather satchel. These satchels are shoulder worn, hold a large amount, close, are alterable, and weigh less than 2 lbs. 250k each.

a fuzzy yellow bumblebee charm: 250k
One of a kind critter found. Might have hidden properties that I was too stupid to discover.
SHOW: Fuzz covers the abdomen of this yellow and black bumblebee charm. The solid black eyes and translucent, veined wings have a natural, glossy sheen, and each of the six small legs are segmented into two distinct pieces. Tiny antennae hook downward from the head of the charm, as though they are in use
You determine that you could wear the charm anywhere on your body.

a small rainbow glaes crown: 250k
Amulet holder.

a dark-spired small black castle (siegery piece). 250k

a blackened Faendryl target shield: 150k
4x, further enchantable.

an etched veniom bar. Piercing jewelry. 100k flat.

a wave-shaped moonstone stud. Piercing jewelry. 100k flat.

a carved jade human-crafted band. No idea. Made by humans? 50k flat.

a ruby-eyed demon's head brooch. No idea other than imbedable. 50k flat.

Garbage:
a crystal rose-topped wand: 25,000
a pair of fake orc ears: 25,000
a withered elf-owl talon wand: 25,000

[Goretawn]

This is a long angry post about how high your prices are, and to point out to those interested that the items they may want are all garbage, and several of them were once bought off the shelf at some merchant for 1/10 the cost.

Just didn't want you to be disappointed. :)

[TheEschaton]

a sea-worn ring adorned with the crest of House Ashrim: 500,000
Ancient ring from the destroyed elven house.

Any history on this item? Did you alter it? Someone else alter it? Or it come from somewhere?

-TheE-

[LordBacl]

Any history on this item? Did you alter it? Someone else alter it? Or it come from somewhere?

-TheE-

Heh. That right there is my very first alter from about five years ago.

Back then, I was told I couldn't get an "Ashrim" alter, because Ashrim was no more (this was before they had released information on what exactly the elven House crests looked like).

I got into a big arguement with the merchant, saying that even though they were destroyed I should still be able to get their crest put upon an item.

He consulted with other GMs and said he'd do it if I put the word "fake" in there somewhere. He said everyone was concerned I'd go around claiming to have an Ashrim artifact or worse...that I'd claim to be an Ashrim elf! ::gasp::

I said, "Instead of saying fake Ashrim ring, how about ANCIENT Ashrim ring?" He disagreed. After what seemed like another damn hour of arguement we reached a concensous with the current form. He let me know though that he hated that he was doing this, as did the other GMs he had been consulting. What a nice guy! Did I mention this was my very first alter?

Would not be selling this, except that....heavens to betsy! They went and made a god-damned Ashrim quest on the Wavedancer! And at the end of that quest they give you a super cool ring with enhancive properties! And when I asked a merchant to alter that ring into "an ancient Ashrim ring" he actually did it!

Would not be selling this so cheap, except everyone hates it and thinks it is ugly.

Anyway, that's the history of the item. Enjoy!

[TheEschaton]

HOLD UP. There's was an ASHRIM quest on the last Wavedancer?

That would of been an interesting thing to go on. Damn Peace Corps.

-TheE-

[LordBacl]

HOLD UP. There's was an ASHRIM quest on the last Wavedancer?

That would of been an interesting thing to go on. Damn Peace Corps.

-TheE-

Yeah, and what's more everyone HATED it except those of us that RP Ashrim in some form. I went with my buddy who RPs a full blooded Ashrim descendent, whereas I'm a half-blood with no real proof of any Ashrim heritage and just a chest full of dusty old items that serve as clues. We had a blast! The quest teleports you (accidently) back in time to one of the Ashrim populated isles. The Ashrim there percieve you and the others as reenforcements to fight off the Faendryl. You destroy the Faendryl, but one gets through and summons demons which eventually get bigger and bigger and kill you. It is a no-win quest, seeing as you can't save the Ashrim.

I got an RPA (my first ever!) and I got my quest ring altered into by dream description, and what's more when a bard sings to it my enhancive ring (and only my ring) says "Only an Ashrim can use it." Heh. Nice personal touch by the GMs for the character who never had any proof he had Ashrim blood.

Everyone else hated the quest though, mostly because they couldn't win. People were real jackasses during it too, killing the Ashrim soldiers instead of the Faendryl and talking constantly (out loud) about how boring this was and how they want to go back and shop and about how many alters they'd gotten so far.

Anyway, I liked it.

[TheEschaton]

Fucking A. I play a full blooded Ashrim bard devoted to Jastev (for obvious reasons).

And my main is a priest of Charl.

-TheE-

[Jolena]

This is a long angry post about how high your prices are, and to point out to those interested that the items they may want are all garbage, and several of them were once bought off the shelf at some merchant for 1/10 the cost.

Just didn't want you to be disappointed. :)

While yes, his items are rather over-priced compared to normal market value, I'd just like to point out that being a merchant is often spurred by a desire to make profit. The way to do that, and ALL merchants do this for the most part with their inventory, is to buy items at events (usually pay events) and from good deals found from other players, then resell it at a higher cost. Why you would feel the need to point out that he did just that, makes no real sense to me.

[Sean of the Thread]

I didn't say anything about his glowbark runestaff being grossly overpriced so don't chastise me woman!

[Jolena]

:kiss:

[LordBacl]

I didn't say anything about his glowbark runestaff being grossly overpriced so don't chastise me woman!

Hehehehe. Here's all I have to say on that, and you can believe me or not (but tis true): The price for my glowbark runestaf is EXACTLY what I paid for it.

I thought it was a great deal at the time. Then I realized it grossly didn't fit my one and only character. So I am honestly just trying to sell it back for exactly what I paid. Not one silver of profit involved.

And swear to the Gods, there's only like half a dozen or so glowbark runestaves in the lands.

[Slark]

Why you would feel the need to point out that he did just that, makes no real sense to me.

The reason might have come from the original post...



If you don't want to buy anything, then please feel free to make a long angry post about how high my prices are, and please point out to those interested that the items they may want are all garbage, and several of them were once bought off the shelf at some merchant for 1/10 the cost.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

>take rune
You remove an ancient glowbark runestaff from in your dinner jacket.
>gaze rune
As you gaze into the gold blazestar cap of your runestaff, tiny, brilliant specks of light trace a symbol for "Hurl Boulder" before fading away.

Wonder what mine is worth.

[HouseofElves]

We went over this in another folder. There were three released with Wavedancer, four or five with EG, two with the Promise ((I think)), and then whatever people have gotten in boxfounds. They are rare but they aren't that rare.

But they are worth what people will pay for them.

[LordBacl]

We went over this in another folder. There were three released with Wavedancer, four or five with EG, two with the Promise ((I think)), and then whatever people have gotten in boxfounds. They are rare but they aren't that rare.

But they are worth what people will pay for them.

3 + 4 + 2 = 8 + a couple from boxfinds means there's less than 12 in the lands.

I think that's pretty damn rare.

And considering what a cool material glowbark is, if you've read the documents, I think a glowbark runestaff is quite a trophy to be had. It just doesn't fit my character at all.

[Goretawn]

While yes, his items are rather over-priced compared to normal market value, I'd just like to point out that being a merchant is often spurred by a desire to make profit. The way to do that, and ALL merchants do this for the most part with their inventory, is to buy items at events (usually pay events) and from good deals found from other players, then resell it at a higher cost. Why you would feel the need to point out that he did just that, makes no real sense to me.

I thought it was rather obvious sarcasm. Once again, it was lost. (Note to self: Self, again, you need to put in the word "SARCASM" when making sarcastic remarks. Not everyone will understand if you don't.)

[Slark]

I got it! I got it!

[LordBacl]

I thought it was rather obvious sarcasm. Once again, it was lost. (Note to self: Self, again, you need to put in the word "SARCASM" when making sarcastic remarks. Not everyone will understand if you don't.)

It wasn't lost on me. I thought it was funny, not serious.

[Celephais]

It wasn't lost on me. I thought it was funny, not serious.

Yeah Gore, I got it, half the fun of sarcastic posts is seeing who bites. (In another thread i think you think i responded seriously to your sarcastic post... and then bit w/ a "I was being sarcastic remark"... it made me smile :) )

[FinallyDomesticated]

We went over this in another folder. There were three released with Wavedancer, four or five with EG, two with the Promise ((I think)), and then whatever people have gotten in boxfounds. They are rare but they aren't that rare.

But they are worth what people will pay for them.

Don't forget Anfelt! There was a glowbark, fireleaf, lor and um.. my memory fails me.

[LordBacl]

***UPDATED***

Please U2U me or send an email at BLEWISMALTZ@gmail.com if you want to buy anything.

If you don't want to buy anything, then please feel free to make a long angry post about how high my prices are, and please point out to those interested that the items they may want are all garbage, and several of them were once bought off the shelf at some merchant for 1/10 the cost.

Enjoy!

a chipped glowbark runestaff: 15mil flat.
+22, further enchantable, alterable, and made of rare precious glowbark.

a hardened leather gnome-sized breastplate. Weighs about 15, rigid leather that covers the torso only. 4x. Scripted for gnomes. Further enchantable. Alterable. 2mil flat.

a studded-copper leather gnome-sized jack. Weighs about 25, rigid leather armor that covers the torso, arms, legs, neck, and head. 4x. Scripted for gnomes. Further enchantable. Alterable. 2mil flat.

a midnight black suede fedora: 1mil flat.
Jump jive and wail in this shamefully swinging FEDORA. Weighs less than 2, and alterable.

a flowing azure silk robe clasped with a stylized waterfall: 1mil flat.
Weighs less than 2, holds VLA, closes and is alterable.

a bramble-swept ivory velvet longcoat: 1mil flat.
Weighs less than 2, holds VLA, closes and is alterable.

a chainmail tinker gnome toolkit: 1mil flat.
Weighs less than 2, holds medium, waist worn and closes.

a leather tinker gnome toolkit: 1mil flat.
Weighs less than 2, holds medium, waist worn and closes.

a sea-worn ring adorned with the crest of House Ashrim: 250k
Ancient ring from the destroyed elven house.

a marine blue leather satchel, a bright crimson leather satchel, and an emerald green leather satchel. These satchels are shoulder worn, hold a large amount, close, are alterable, and weigh less than 2 lbs. 250k each.

a fuzzy yellow bumblebee charm: 250k
One of a kind critter found. Might have hidden properties that I was too stupid to discover.
SHOW: Fuzz covers the abdomen of this yellow and black bumblebee charm. The solid black eyes and translucent, veined wings have a natural, glossy sheen, and each of the six small legs are segmented into two distinct pieces. Tiny antennae hook downward from the head of the charm, as though they are in use
You determine that you could wear the charm anywhere on your body.

a silver spidersilk satchel. Holds medium amount, weighs about 3, shoulder worn. 250k.
You see a glyph-like mark on the spidersilk satchel:
__,
(____
_____]
{____
___>
`

"Gathering" is written below the mark in small, light writing.

a tattered blue dwarven-crafted robe: 250k
Weighs 5, holds VLA, closes, alterable.

a small rainbow glaes crown: 250k
Amulet holder.

a sigil-incised azure blazestar crown: 250k
Amulet holder.

a dark-spired small black castle (siegery piece). 250k

a blackened Faendryl target shield: 150k
4x, further enchantable.

a fluffy white pillow Stolen from the wavedancer. Has actions for whomping people on the head, etc. Have a pillow fight. Alterable. 150k flat.

an etched veniom bar. Piercing jewelry. 100k flat.

a wave-shaped moonstone stud. Piercing jewelry. 100k flat.

an emerald-eyed silver lizard flask. Old item. LK flask, can be worn on belt. 100k flat.

a carved jade human-crafted band. No idea. Made by humans? 50k flat.

a ruby-eyed demon's head brooch. No idea other than imbedable. 50k flat.

Garbage:
a polished pure platinum band: 25,000
a simple platinum band: 25,000
a crystal rose-topped wand: 25,000
a pair of fake orc ears: 25,000
a withered elf-owl talon wand: 25,000

[Methais]

He said everyone was concerned I'd go around claiming to have an Ashrim artifact or worse...that I'd claim to be an Ashrim elf!

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