PDA

View Full Version : I don't usually post things like this



GSAuctionPlace
12-09-2006, 02:28 PM
Log below. Fair warning, it's very long. I cleaned up as best I could. It switches after the thought portion over to Cawen's point of view to help keep it as short as possible. Usually I'd cut this type of discussion short with someone like this, but I was fascinated with what could possibly be going on in his head. I think he may have even been trying to attack me when he was casting camo.

You hear your own subdued thoughts echoing in your head:
"Any interest in a mobility mage rechargeable? The first is an ivory and blue dreamstone pin for 3 million and the second is a burnished modwir holy symbol of Phoen encircled by runed bands of high steel for 3 million."

You hear the subdued thoughts of Faernos echo in your mind:
"sellin a silver-sewn pale spidersilk skirt mb:5k cb:5k symminian sold"

You hear the subdued thoughts of Nightvision echo in your mind:
"wait what is the second?"

You hear the subdued thoughts of Nightvision echo in your mind:
"what about Phoen?"

You hear the subdued thoughts of Nightvision echo in your mind:
"can you see that all the Phoen item?"

You hear your own subdued thoughts echoing in your head:
"Nightvision, I'm not quite sure what you're asking."

You hear the subdued thoughts of Nightvision echo in your mind:
"well tap the item and tell me what you see.. okay "

You hear your own subdued thoughts echoing in your head:
"The same thing I thought in my previous thought Nightvision."

You hear the subdued thoughts of Nightvision echo in your mind:
"please just do it one more time"

You hear the subdued thoughts of Nightvision echo in your mind:
"your selling right , im asking ,, please"

You hear the subdued thoughts of Nightvision echo in your mind:
"see ,, thats the problem ,, if an item is sold for something and cant be repeated , then is it a real item?"

You hear the subdued thoughts of Nightvision echo in your mind:
"repeat the Phoen item please and what does it wear like?"

You hear your own subdued thoughts echoing in your head:
"Nightvision, I'm really not sure what you're talking about. I'll repeat the original thought. That's what it looks like."

You hear your own subdued thoughts echoing in your head:
"Any interest in a mobility mage rechargeable? The first is an ivory and blue dreamstone pin for 3 million and the second is a burnished modwir holy symbol of Phoen encircled by runed bands of high steel for 3 million."

You hear the subdued thoughts of Faernos touch your mind:
"he wants to know everything about it"

You hear the subdued thoughts of Nightvision echo in your mind:
"okay do this for me ,, please .. dust item .. and tell me what it says"

You hear your own subdued thoughts echoing in your head:
"I'm confused, I'm not sure what else you want to hear. Here, I'm dusting a burnished modwir holy symbol of Phoen encircled by runed bands of high steel. That's the description. If you want to know more come by my Wayside table and I'll wave around for you."

You hear your own subdued thoughts echoing in your head:
"Yes, I've thought it three times now Nightvision."

You hear the subdued thoughts of Phonelius echo in your mind:
"For Lorminstra's sake, its "a burnished modwir holy symbol of Phoen encircled by runed bands of high steel ""

You hear the subdued thoughts of Nightvision echo in your mind:
"think really , that the fisrt time i saw that , sorry .. "

You hear your own subdued thoughts echoing in your head:
"That's perfectly fine. If you want to see it and don't believe what I'm thinking to you, then come by my Wayside table. That goes for anyone."

You hear the subdued thoughts of Nightvision echo in your mind:
"just remeber there is more then one night in this land .."

You hear the subdued thoughts of Nightvision echo in your mind:
"where is it worn. please?"

You hear the subdued thoughts of Nightvision echo in your mind:
"is it pin worn"

You hear your own subdued thoughts echoing in your head:
"I wasn't thinking directly to you Nightvision, I thought it publicly three times. Not a problem. Lets drop it. If you want more information come to my Wayside table and I can discuss it with you face to face."

You see Nightvision waving at your table, clearly hoping that you will invite him to sit with you. If you would like, you

may INVITE Nightvision to allow him to join you.

You wave at Nightvision and invite him to come sit with you.
>Great Lord Nightvision arrives at your table.

Lyraek waves at Nightvision and invites him to come sit at this table.
>
Great Lord Nightvision arrives at your table.
>
Lyraek nods to Nightvision in greeting.
>
Lyraek points at you.

You point at a burnished modwir holy symbol of Phoen encircled by runed bands of high steel.
>
Nightvision carefully places his rainforest incense on the ground.

You put on a burnished modwir holy symbol of Phoen encircled by runed bands of high steel.
>
Nightvision lights the rainforest incense, which flickers and begins to burn.
>
Nightvision says, "Show me please."

You take off a burnished modwir holy symbol of Phoen encircled by runed bands of high steel.

You show Nightvision your windak holy symbol.
>
Nightvision says, "Wear is it worn."
>
Lyraek says, "As a pin."

You put on a burnished modwir holy symbol of Phoen encircled by runed bands of high steel.

You take off a burnished modwir holy symbol of Phoen encircled by runed bands of high steel.
>
Nightvision says, "Thank you , please understand ,, im loaded with crap."
>
Nightvision says, "I need to know."
>
Lyraek says, "I have no problem explaining things Nightvision."
>
Nightvision says, "Thank you."
>
Lyraek's cloak ripples around him, the golden fabric catching the light.
>
Lyraek says, "I had repeated myself three times though. I wasn't sure what else to tell you."
>
Nightvision nods to Lyraek.
>
Nightvision says, "Really , i missed them all , im sorry ."
>
Nightvision says, "Really ."
>
Nightvision says, "I swear."
>
Lyraek says, "Not a worry at all Nightvision, I don't have a problem with that."
>
Lyraek says, "Was just trying to get you what you asked. That's why I asked that you come to my table."
>
Nightvision says, "I have things going hear as well as you do ."
>
Nightvision says, "I sorry ."
>
Nightvision says, "Okay so please tap it ."

>tap symbol
You tap a burnished modwir holy symbol of Phoen encircled by runed bands of high steel, which is in your right hand.
>
Nightvision says, "Ill explain to you ."
>wear symb
You put on a burnished modwir holy symbol of Phoen encircled by runed bands of high steel.
>remove symb
You take off a burnished modwir holy symbol of Phoen encircled by runed bands of high steel.
>
Nightvision says, "Phoen is my God , i have too make sure ."
>
Nightvision asks, "Do you understand?"
>
Nightvision says, "I have too make sure , would you not."
>
Lyraek says, "Hrm, honestly, not really. It's right there in his hand, not sure what else we can do to make sure."
>
Lyraek says, "I think I'm as sure as Sylvan can be that it looks just like that."
>
Nightvision says, "Okay then 1.25mill deal is done."
>
Lyraek says, "The price is 3 million Nightvision, as mentioned in my thoughts."
>
Nightvision says, "No ,, you hate Phoen ,, 1. 5 mill."
>
Lyraek chuckles.
>
Lyraek says, "3 million is the price Nightvision. I don't hate anything, but I do love my silver."
>
Nightvision says, "Then tell me why it worth that /."
>
Nightvision asks, "What did i just wake up here?"
>
Lyraek says, "Because it is mage rechargeable and contains a spell that's fairly hard spell to imbed, mobility."
>
Nightvision says, "Oh im sorry is a mage retaRD item."
>
Nightvision says, "Your right."
>
Lyraek hums a happy tune, foot tapping to the beat.
>
Nightvision says, "I just like the Phoen fact."
>
Lyraek nods.
>
Nightvision says, "Sorry about the rest."
>
Lyraek asks, "Not a problem. Would you like to buy the symbol?"
>
Nightvision says, "I have 2 what you got ."
>
Nightvision taps a blue Phoen symbol that he is wearing.
>
Nightvision taps a golden symbol of Phoen that he is wearing.
>
Nightvision removes a golden symbol of Phoen from his neck.
>
Nightvision says, "Thios has power."
>
Nightvision hangs a golden symbol of Phoen around his neck.
>
Lyraek says, "Lovely."
>
Nightvision says, "But being a ranger ,, the power flowes ,, so its kinda silly."
>
Nightvision says, "We live in the same circle."
>
Lyraek says, "I'm a bard actually."
>
Lyraek put a slender locker manifest in his golden cloak.
>
Nightvision says, "So , lets makle a deal."
>
Nightvision chuckles.
>
Nightvision asks, "How good are you at singing?"
>
Lyraek shrugs.
>
Lyraek says, "I'm fair."
>
Nightvision asks, "How many trains?"
>
Nightvision says, "Your killing me."
>
Lyraek raises an eyebrow in Nightvision's direction.
>
Lyraek asks, "I am?"
>
Nightvision says, "How many trasins are you."
>
Lyraek's cloak ripples around him, the golden fabric catching the light.
>
Nightvision says, "Yes you are if you dont know how good you are."
>
Lyraek asks, "I said I'm fair at loresinging. Do you have something you want me to sing to?"
>
Nightvision says, "I have alot ,, but ,, you want 3 mill for a Phone iotem."
>
Nightvision says, "So ,, no ."
>glance
You glance down to see a burnished modwir holy symbol of Phoen encircled by runed bands of high steel in your right hand and nothing in your left hand.
>
Lyraek says, "Not sure I follow you Nightvision. I have quite a few items for sale, the Phoen item is 3 million. If you need me to help you with something, then I can try to."
>
Nightvision says, "I have built this forever.. ."
>
Lyraek says, "If not, then no problem. I'd be helping you, not helping myself by singing to your item."
>
Nightvision says, "You are nice ,,and i thank you ,, ."
>
Nightvision says, "I want you item ."
>
Nightvision says, "But its a mage retard ,, i just want the item."
>
Lyraek nods.
>
Nightvision says, "Phoen is my god , the god of SoN ."
>
Lyraek says, "Understandable. Unfortunately, it is a mage rechargeable and that does factor into it's value."
>
Nightvision says, "We bring light to things that are dull."
>
Nightvision says, "Light."
>
Nightvision says, "Light moves in many ways."
>
Lyraek says, "I see."
>
Nightvision says, "Thank you."
>
Lyraek's cloak ripples around him, the golden fabric catching the light.
>
Nightvision says, "So can i buy that for 1.5."
>
Lyraek says, "As I've mentioned, the price is 3 million silvers."
>
Nightvision says, "Listen , i got stuff for that ,, how long will it take too get that ]"
>
Lyraek asks, "How long will it take to get what?"
>
Nightvision asks, "To get what you asking price is?"
>
Lyraek asks, "How long will it take for you to raise 3 million silvers?"
>
Lyraek says, "I really have no idea how long that would take you. That's really not a question I can answer, you're the only one that can answer that."
>
Nightvision says, "Listen its is not the raising of 3 mill , i dony care about the mage recharge , i got thet spell , hello........... i want the Phoen item."
>
Nightvision says, "So figure that out."
>
Lyraek's cloak ripples around him, the golden fabric catching the light.
>
Lyraek says, "Then this isn't the item for you. It is what it is, a mage rechargeable. Regardless of whether you can use that spell or not, it is a mobility rechargeable. The value isn't reduced because you can't use it."
>
Nightvision dusts off a tattooed pair of white wings.
>
Nightvision dusts off some ancient battle-scarred angel wings infused with rhimar and dusted with Mandis crystal shards.
>
Nightvision dusts off an ancient Mandis Crystal-inset halo offset with gleaming sharp blue thorns.
>
Nightvision inhales deeply upon his pipe, puckering his lips and sending out one ring of smoke before him briefly.
>
Nightvision says, "You may be right ,, i just thought we can come to something we might be happy with ."
>
Nightvision says, "I didnt know you wanted to try to sell it for like 4 mounths."
>
Lyraek says, "Unfortunately, I wouldn't be happy with 1.5 million silvers."
>
Nightvision asks, "Why ,, answer this how did you even get it and what for?"
>
Nightvision asks, "100k ?"
>
Lyraek chuckles.
>
Lyraek says, "I collect items Nightvision, it came with a bundle of other goods. As I mentioned I have various things for sale."
>
Nightvision asks, "Then explane too me please?"
>
Nightvision says, "Listen im interested in Phoen ,, i have no interest in the others."
>
Lyraek dances off in one direction or another, looking bemusedly at his feet.
>
Lyraek asks, "Have I advertised any other items to you? I'm trying to answer the questions you're asking me, correct?"
>
Nightvision asks, "Okay fine ,, can we please start here?"
>
Nightvision says, "You tell me what you have ? ."
>
Lyraek says, "I have the symbol Cawen is holding."
>point symb
You point at a burnished modwir holy symbol of Phoen encircled by runed bands of high steel.
>
Nightvision asks, "And what else?"
>
Lyraek says, "Believe that's my only Phoen item."
>
Lyraek says, "That's all I'd like to discuss right now. I think we'd be here for a hundred years if we tried to discuss others."
>
Nightvision says, "Really."
>
Nightvision makes a nearly imperceptible motion while whispering a soft phrase...
>
Lyraek asks, "Would you like to buy it for 3 million silvers?"
>
Nightvision gestures.
Nightvision looks charged with power.
>
Nightvision makes a nearly imperceptible motion while whispering a soft phrase...
>
Nightvision gestures.
Nightvision is surrounded by a writhing barrier of sharp thorns.
>
Nightvision makes a nearly imperceptible motion while whispering a soft phrase...
>
Nightvision gestures.
Gold-traced pale green ribbons of energy swirl about and coalesce upon Nightvision.

Nightvision exhibits a much more regal air, power coursing through his movements.
>
Nightvision says, "Give me a break."
>
Nightvision says, "You have nothiong."
>
Nightvision says, "I just want the Phoen item."
>
Lyraek raises an eyebrow in Nightvision's direction.
>
Nightvision says, "I got the rest."
>
Nightvision crawls underneath the table and hides.
>
Nightvision comes out of hiding.
Nightvision makes a nearly imperceptible motion while whispering a soft phrase...
>
Nightvision gestures.
Nightvision blends into invisibility among the surroundings.
>
Lyraek asks, "Exactly, no point in going through the other items I have for sale. Again, would you like to buy the symbol for 3 million silvers?"
>
You hear someone chuckling.
>
Nightvision crawls out from beneath the table.
>
Nightvision smiles.
>
Nightvision stands up.
>
Nightvision says, "Understand yet."
>
Nightvision crawls underneath the table and hides.
>
You hear a *snap* nearby.
>
Nightvision crawls out from beneath the table.
>
Nightvision stands up.
>
Nightvision's regal air swiftly drifts away.
>
Nightvision says, "What will; it take."
>
Nightvision makes a nearly imperceptible motion while whispering a soft phrase...
>
Nightvision gestures.
Nightvision is surrounded by a writhing barrier of sharp thorns.
>
Nightvision makes a nearly imperceptible motion while whispering a soft phrase...
>
Nightvision gestures.
Nightvision suddenly looks much more dextrous.
>
Nightvision makes a nearly imperceptible motion while whispering a soft phrase...
>
Nightvision gestures.
Nightvision begins to move with cat-like grace.
>
Sparkles chase down Lyraek's cloak in a graceful dance of light.
>
Nightvision makes a nearly imperceptible motion while whispering a soft phrase...
>
Nightvision gestures.
Nightvision is surrounded by an aura of natural confidence.
>
Lyraek asks, "What will it take for what?"
>
Nightvision gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
>
Nightvision gestures.
Nightvision suddenly looks more powerful.
>
Nightvision says, "For the item."
>
Nightvision says, "1 mill]"
>
Lyraek gibbers incoherently.
>
Lyraek says, "3 million silvers."
>
Nightvision says, "How did you figure that out."
>
Nightvision says, "You tell me ill listen."
>
Nightvision relaxes somewhat.
>
Nightvision says, "I know the system."
>
Nightvision says, "Please tell me."
>
Lyraek says, "I looked around at similar items and came up with the price. I've also been selling goods for about ten years and merchant on a regular basis. How did you figure your price out? Maybe you could explain the system to me."
>
Nightvision says, "Buulll crap ten years."
>
Nightvision says, "I have sold crap for ten years]"
>
Lyraek says, "Oh? My apologies, you'd know best I'd guess."
>
Nightvision says, "Do you knmow me."
>
Lyraek says, "No."
>
Nightvision says, "Then bnull ."
>
Nightvision says, "I have been around for 15 years."
>
Nightvision says, "Not trainin g but selling aLOT."
>
Nightvision says, "So ."
>
Nightvision removes some ancient battle-scarred armor covered with tiny invar spikes and trimmed in braided veniom from in his silvery hatchet kit.
>
Nightvision works his way into some ancient battle-scarred armor covered with tiny invar spikes and trimmed in braided veniom.
>
Lyraek says, "That's great to hear Nightvision. As I said, me and my family have been selling goods for around ten years."
>
Nightvision slings a blue battle-scarred buckler with tiny shooting stars whorled around silvery Tehir tribe runes off from over his shoulder.
>
Nightvision says, "Ill buy your stuff for 1.5mill."
>
Nightvision says, "I have its magic ,, and i just want the Phoen item."
>
Lyraek's cloak ripples around him, the golden fabric catching the light.
>
Nightvision says, "What ? ."
>
Nightvision asks, "What do you wish??"
>
Lyraek says, "Unfortunately, I can't remove the magic and place it in another item. It's there and it is what it is. Thus, the value is it what it is."
>
Nightvision asks, "Any chance you can step up to the page and start to understande?"
>
Nightvision dusts off a blue battle-scarred buckler with tiny shooting stars whorled around silvery Tehir tribe runes.
>
Nightvision taps a blue battle-scarred buckler with tiny shooting stars whorled around silvery Tehir tribe runes, which is in his left hand.
>
Nightvision says, "See this."
>
Nightvision says, "I had to have it made ."
>
The green and gold energy fades from around Nightvision.
>
Nightvision says, "Cus i lost my other to a invasion."
>
Lyraek says, "Lovely."
>
Lyraek just opened a pure white satchel.
>
Nightvision says, "No really its not."
>
Nightvision says, "I lost a 10x for an invAsion for nothing."
>
Lyraek says, "Quite unfortunate Nightvision. Brave of you to defend the town and sacrifice yourself like that."
>
Nightvision says, "I will learn from that one for sure."
>
Lyraek says, "I can tell you are quite wise."
>
Lyraek nods.
>
Nightvision says, "I thank you ."
>
Lyraek hums a happy tune, foot tapping to the beat.
>
Nightvision asks, "And how can we bend this?"
>
Nightvision appears less powerful.
>
Nightvision says, "Should we be mad at each other / ."
>
Lyraek says, "The price is 3 million silvers. Unfortunately, I will not drop to 1.5 million silvers."
>
Nightvision asks, "Or should be just be happy?"
>
Lyraek says, "I'm happy as a clam Nightvision."
>
Lyraek says, "I can't speak for you."
>
Nightvision says, "How about this ,, ilkl help you."
>
Nightvision says, "Ill help you sell you item."
>
Nightvision says, "For starters im not paying that."
>
Nightvision says, "But."
>
Nightvision says, "Ill sell it you that plus more."
>
Nightvision says, "You intwerested."
>
Lyraek says, "That'd be great. If you sell it for more, you can keep the extra silvers."
>
Nightvision says, "Listen ,, the silver is not the point."
>
Nightvision says, "You wish 3 mill."
>
Nightvision says, "Tell me everything about it."
>
Lyraek says, "I'm not sure what else you'd like to know Nightvision."
>
Nightvision says, "Do you want 3 mill for your item ? ."
>
Lyraek says, "That's what I've said each time you've asked, yes? 3 million is the price."
>
Lyraek's cloak ripples around him, the golden fabric catching the light.
>
Nightvision says, "Are you jokinhme."
>
Lyraek asks, "I never joke about a sale. What else would you like to know?"
>
Nightvision says, "Listen your item has not sold , if i ask you for the ionfo ,, answer it ,, what is your proplem ? ."
>
Lyraek says, "What other information would you like Nightvision? I have no problem. Your are sorely lacking in manners and etiquette. Ask me a question and I will answer you."
>
Nightvision says, "You now what forget it."
>
Nightvision says, "Really."
>
Nightvision asks, "Tell me the item and what you think is the seklling point?"
>
Lyraek says, "Cawen is holding the item. It's an altered, pin worn, mage rechargeable that contains the spell mobility. That's it, that's what it is, it hasn't changed since the first thought I sent out."
>
Nightvision says, "Why are you pissed at me? im trying to help you? ."
>
Nightvision asks, "What do i gain from this?"
>
Lyraek asks, "I'm not angry with you Nightvision. I'm also unsure how you're trying to help me. Helping me with what exactly?"
>
Nightvision asks, "Nothing?"
>
Lyraek asks, "I'm not sure. What am I gaining?"
>
Lyraek's cloak billows and snaps in a smart, infectious beat.
>
Nightvision says, "Well then you not 100 trains."
>
Nightvision says, "So now ."
>
Lyraek says, "Most certainly not. I haven't trained in close to 8 years."
>
Nightvision says, "Can i ask you one thing /."
>
Lyraek nods.
>
Nightvision asks, "If you wanted help .. what would ask for?"
>
Lyraek says, "If I wanted help, what would I ask for? I think I'd ask for some aspirin."
>
Lyraek says, "Other than that, I don't think I really need any help."
>
Nightvision asks, "So you know the path from here?"
>
Nightvision slings a blue battle-scarred buckler with tiny shooting stars whorled around silvery Tehir tribe runes over his shoulder.
>
Lyraek asks, "The path to?"
>
Nightvision says, "Im so trying."
>
Nightvision says, "Why will you knot listen."
>
Nightvision crawls underneath the table and hides.
>
Nightvision comes out of hiding.
Nightvision makes a nearly imperceptible motion while whispering a soft phrase...
>
Nightvision gestures.
Nothing happens.
>
Nightvision makes a nearly imperceptible motion while whispering a soft phrase...
>
Nightvision gestures.
Nightvision looks charged with power.
>
Nightvision makes a nearly imperceptible motion while whispering a soft phrase...
>
Nightvision gestures.
Nightvision blends into invisibility among the surroundings.
>
Nightvision comes out of hiding.
>
Lyraek asks, "Nightvision, what in tarnation are you trying to tell me? The path to what? What are you trying to tell me?"
>
Lyraek dances off in one direction or another, looking bemusedly at his feet.
>
Nightvision asks, "I have really told you way more then anyone should ever should .. you are in gemstone right? wake up?"
>
Nightvision crawls underneath the table and hides.
>
The Nightvision disk goes off in search of its master.

Celephais
12-09-2006, 02:33 PM
Wow... I only read half of that, but Nightvision's grasp on... anything... led me to believe you were just talking to one of those AI computer chat bots.

GSAuctionPlace
12-09-2006, 02:36 PM
I very much enjoyed this comment:

Nightvision says, "Oh im sorry is a mage retaRD item."

budartagnan
12-09-2006, 02:38 PM
Thanks for the laugh. I don't think drugs can begin to describe what this guy was on. Retardation (major) and drugs, maybe.

...

Tisket
12-09-2006, 02:41 PM
I had a lot of interaction with this dude a couple years ago. He hasn't changed at all. Steer clear.

And lmao @ double comma usage. Used to annoy the crap out of me and still does.

AestheticDeath
12-09-2006, 03:00 PM
And I thought he was an idiot from just hearing the stuff on the amunet.. Thats just crazy..

Gan
12-09-2006, 03:04 PM
Nightvision sounds sooo much like Xcalibur here on the PC. In thought, english, and action.

B2
12-09-2006, 03:06 PM
>Lyraek says, "If I wanted help, what would I ask for? I think I'd ask for some aspirin."

That made me giggle like woah.

Asha
12-09-2006, 03:12 PM
That was some patience on your part.
What a waste of time though.

Lucos
12-09-2006, 03:12 PM
Man, he reminds me so much of Warclaidhm. Makes me wonder if it is him...

GSAuctionPlace
12-09-2006, 03:16 PM
That was some patience on your part.
What a waste of time though.

Oh it wasn't out of patience that I keep talking to him. I was more amazed with each comment he made. I generally cut conversations that aren't going anywhere short, but this blew me away.

thornhappy
12-09-2006, 03:24 PM
Reminds me of every tweaker I've ever had the misfortune to come across, only in text.

If not for the OOC and mispellings, I would have thought he was doing a splendid job RPing an insane person.

Daniel
12-09-2006, 03:32 PM
Can I get a synopsis?

TheEschaton
12-09-2006, 03:39 PM
Lyraek, "I'm selling this mage rechargeable mobility Phoen symbol for 3m."

Nightvision, "OMFG PHOEN SYMBOL U SELL 4 1.5m!!!! I R R TARD!!!1111one"

That should basically do it.

thornhappy
12-09-2006, 03:49 PM
You forgot to use two commas.

Snapp
12-09-2006, 04:00 PM
Wow.. just wow. Hard to believe someone that stupid got to "Great Lord."

mgoddess
12-09-2006, 04:41 PM
What the bloody fuck was that dude's problem?!

"OMGWTF ,, PHOEN SYMBOL 4 3MIL!!11!!!!one I'LL GIVE U 1.5MIL 4 IT!!11!!11one I DON'T CARE THAT I CAN CAST MOBILITY ,, IT'S PHOEN!!11!!11one"

GSAuctionPlace
12-09-2006, 04:52 PM
>Lyraek says, "If I wanted help, what would I ask for? I think I'd ask for some aspirin."

That made me giggle like woah.

The one that had me cackling while I was typing it was:

Nightvision says, "I lost a 10x for an invAsion for nothing."
>
Lyraek says, "Quite unfortunate Nightvision. Brave of you to defend the town and sacrifice yourself like that."
>
Nightvision says, "I will learn from that one for sure."
>
Lyraek says, "I can tell you are quite wise."
>
Lyraek nods.
>
Nightvision says, "I thank you ."

Ignot
12-09-2006, 05:10 PM
His name is Nightvision....I knew he was dumb before I even started reading.

Tisket
12-09-2006, 05:12 PM
I really think it's two people that play this character. I'd have long, totally normal conversations (without double commas) with this guy one day and the next he'd be like Psycho Dude (with double commas). I wish I had some of my old logs. Some interesting conversations lost forever, le sigh.

Liberi Fatali
12-09-2006, 07:19 PM
Haa. I thoroughly enjoyed the log. It made me laugh in so many different spots! I particularly admired the Jadall like typing. Jadall used to piss the feck out of me when she perched her fat ass on the ledge bossing people around and talking like a retard: hi,,,,,,, my name is,,,,,,,, jadall,,,,,,,,,,, whats up,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

I can't tell you how many times I pushed her off the ledge.

Goretawn
12-11-2006, 10:49 AM
Reminds me of every tweaker I've ever had the misfortune to come across, only in text.

If not for the OOC and mispellings, I would have thought he was doing a splendid job RPing an insane person.

Agreed. If not for the OOC. The misspellings would add to the RP I think. And the use of capitalization in the middle to emphasize the improper stressing of a sound, if intentional, would be very good for an RP.

Unfortunately, I am not all that sure that is what he meant to do. Does give me a good idea though....

Aaysia
12-11-2006, 11:10 AM
post #18 highlighted the two things I laughed at most

No fucking way I would have had that much patience with this guy.

CrystalTears
12-11-2006, 11:33 AM
Wow. Just. Wow. :lol:

Sean of the Thread
12-11-2006, 11:43 AM
Rofl.. wtf. I think he was on shrooms.

zhelas
12-11-2006, 11:48 AM
Thanks I needed a good laugh for a Monday! :lol2:

Artha
12-11-2006, 12:58 PM
If this guy comes here to defend himself and starts regularly posting, you will be visited with a fate worse than death.

CrystalTears
12-11-2006, 01:01 PM
If this guy comes here to defend himself and starts regularly posting, you will be visited with a fate worse than death.
Oh damn.

No one tell him about this place! *begs*