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Trinitis
11-05-2003, 01:06 PM
this is on the GS boards right now..


a lockable assassin's weapon case · on 11/4/2003 6:12:37 PM 404


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Selling an assassin's weapon case crafted of the darkest vaalin and etched with shadowy runes of chaos and death.

shoulder worn, holds 50lbs (with no item limit) and weighs less than 2lbs.

l case
You glance at your an assassin's weapon case crafted of the darkest vaalin and etched with shadowy runes of chaos and death. Perched on top the weapon case is constructed from what appears to be a mix and match of broken bones is a miniature skeleton. The bones are drilled through and threaded with brass wire with an oversized ivory skull. Clasped within the bony arms is a tiny eahnor skeleton key.
>wear case
As you wear the weapon case, the eyes of the skull glow bright red. Skeletal arms unfreeze and latch onto you tightly, momentarily squeezing the breath out of you, as if the weapon case is wearing you, rather than the other way around.
>close case
As you close your case, a skeletal hand swings down from the skeleton perched on top holding a eahnor key and carefully locks the weapon case and returns to its side.
>open case
The skeletal eyes flash ominously as you tug at the skull to open your weapon case as tiny skeletal arms hold it closed.
>whisper case ********
>
As you whisper the password to the ivory white skull, one of its arms unfreezes and swings out carrying a eahnor key. It carefully inserts it into the lock and with a *click* it opens!
>open case
>
Your carefully move the skeleton hands out of the way and open your weapon case.

Has some other actions, and if you whisper the wrong password, you're drained one spirit.

Looking for offers in the 5mil range, I will not be auctioning it so I'll sell it at a flat price. So give me an offer that I can not refuse. Email me at my play.net address.

"You can run, but you'll just die tired."


not only is it a bad altar..but the guy is selling it directly after getting the bones put on..thats just lame.

-Adredrin :mad:

Suppa Hobbit Mage
11-05-2003, 01:25 PM
Yeah, and he wants 5m for it too, what a POS.

AnticorRifling
11-05-2003, 01:27 PM
Why would an assassin display his profession on all his gear?

People are retarded.

Trinitis
11-05-2003, 02:38 PM
Originally posted by AnticorRifling
Why would an assassin display his profession on all his gear?

People are retarded.

But I'm an uber cool assassin! You should fear and run from me..cause I have an UBER assassin weapons holder..so that makes me an UBER assassin! :barf:

-Adredrin

GuildRat
11-05-2003, 02:40 PM
How can YOU be the Uber assassin! I am! ::scowl::

SpunGirl
11-05-2003, 02:43 PM
This takes the cake for the worst alteration I've seen this week, and it's only Wednesday. Worse than the sharp diamond fangs etched with tiny silver lilies.

-K

Trinitis
11-05-2003, 02:48 PM
But Sis, your a follower of the Dark Queen! You should LOVE things with black runes of death and distruction, cause your Eeeeeevail!!

-Adredrin :P

SpunGirl
11-05-2003, 03:02 PM
1. Teeth should not have runes of any sort on them, even if they are fake fangs.
2. Lilies are even worse. As someone commented last night, "If you can see the lilies, you're too damn close."
3. True evil dresses well. Not like shit.

-K

GS4Gurl
11-05-2003, 03:49 PM
It's funnier when thiefs wear gear announcing their a theif. All that does is remind you to run to the bank and close your containers. lol

Rowi
11-05-2003, 04:02 PM
Hey! Mighty Lord Adredrin teach me! teach me, I wanna be a uber killer, also!

GuildRat
11-05-2003, 04:12 PM
::mutter:: fine, I'm going to sulk and be Uber empath now.

Trinitis
11-05-2003, 06:10 PM
Originally posted by Rowi
Hey! Mighty Lord Adredrin teach me! teach me, I wanna be a uber killer, also!

Ok, see, first step is to weesle your way into an heavly RP'ed "family" in the game. Now, once in it, pick a member (sisters are best..) and drive her TOTTALLY INSAINE. Then, sit back, and be a cool, level headed brother who is always in control..and watch her freak out everytime you say "Sis, your way to emotional".

Once you've completed this, return for more teachings.

-Adredrin, on the dark arts of kicking ass.

[Edited on 11-5-2003 by LordAdredrin]

SpunGirl
11-05-2003, 06:12 PM
Screw you, man. Your day will come. ::points at Adredrin::

-K

Trinitis
11-05-2003, 06:14 PM
You see how powerful I am? Look closer at her picture there..its not her posing, its her trying to hold back tears of frustration as I drive her completely and utterly insaine with my lack of emotions, lack of Goddess understanding, and lack of clothing.

-Adredrin, the uber best.

SpunGirl
11-05-2003, 06:17 PM
I repeat, screw you. You have outfits.

-K

Trinitis
11-05-2003, 06:18 PM
By the way...sis, does this ivory cloak go ok with my white silk shirt?

::snickers::

-Adredrin :lol:

SpunGirl
11-05-2003, 06:19 PM
Fuck no it does not, you know better than that.

-K

StrayRogue
11-05-2003, 07:00 PM
Anyone want a quick and cheap laugh/gag. Look at Tsin or Zimzum.

Caramia
11-05-2003, 07:25 PM
Originally posted by SpunGirl
3. True evil dresses well. Not like shit.

Amen. And not like a slut, either. A lot of the DA women look like common whores.

Betheny
11-05-2003, 08:57 PM
Alter, not altar. Altar is where you sacrifice your virgins. Alter is what you do to an item.

DarknessWithin
11-05-2003, 09:41 PM
Originally posted by LordAdredrin
You see how powerful I am? Look closer at her picture there..its not her posing, its her trying to hold back tears of frustration as I drive her completely and utterly insaine with my lack of emotions, lack of Goddess understanding, and lack of clothing.

-Adredrin, the uber best.

See...You may be right about this Adredrin...you may drive our sis up & down the walls a few times...but you forgot the key tool to doing so. The annoying lil brother!! :cool: Hell man, a tag team of brothers like us and we could get her running to Zelia's arms! Three words bro: Shimmering Glaesine Orb :tumble:

::ducks & hides behind Adredrin::

Jay
11-05-2003, 10:22 PM
Originally posted by SpunGirl
This takes the cake for the worst alteration I've seen this week, and it's only Wednesday. Worse than the sharp diamond fangs etched with tiny silver lilies.

-K

So do the fangs I had made make the cut?

"a pair of discolored mismatching fangs with a piece of corn stuck between them"

~Jay

Betheny
11-05-2003, 10:29 PM
that's one big ass piece of corn. wonder what YOU"VE been doing.

SpunGirl
11-06-2003, 03:20 PM
ROFL

Those fangs are hilarious, something I'd expect to see some freak wearing. No, sorry, your fangs do not make the cut!

The people who had the lily-etched fangs thought they were just gorgeous, I'm sure.

-K

Dighn Darkbeam
11-06-2003, 03:49 PM
The problem with that is the corn would eventually rot away.

EmpressBtch
11-06-2003, 03:55 PM
Turnip....should've gone with turnip. Or even a piece of giantman flesh....Does Warclaidhm have a tattoo? Maybe a hunk of that....