PDA

View Full Version : Naked man arrested for concealed weapon.



Ilvane
11-04-2006, 08:31 AM
http://www.boston.com/news/odd/articles/2006/11/04/naked_man_caught_with_weapon_police_say/?p1=MEWell_Pos3

Naked man arrested for concealed weapon
November 4, 2006

EL CERRITO, Calif. --A man was arrested on suspicion of carrying a concealed weapon after police found him outdoors -- naked -- and he told them he had a tool in his rectum, authorities said.

The man was lying on a tree stump, masturbating beside a nature path, near a Bay Area Rapid Transit station Thursday, police said.

John Sheehan, 33, of Pittsburg, was initially arrested on suspicion of indecent exposure. But when asked whether he was carrying anything police should know about, Sheehan mentioned the tool, said El Cerrito Detective Cpl. Don Horgan.

"You can't get much more concealed than that," Horgan said.

Officers drew their weapons and firefighters were called to the scene. Sheehan removed a 6-inch metal awl wrapped in black electrical tape without incident.

Sheehan, who was paroled from state prison last week, was then booked into jail on suspicion of parole violations, indecent exposure and one felony count of possessing a concealed weapon.

"When you're talking about an awl or an ice pick and you're dealing with somebody who's fresh out of prison, it's a weapon. That's a stabbing instrument," Horgan said.

It was not immediately clear what Sheehan was on parole for. A person answering the phone at the jail Friday night did not know whether Sheehan had a lawyer.

Gan
11-04-2006, 08:36 AM
Any relation to Cindy?

Sean of the Thread
11-04-2006, 08:40 AM
Cindy carries blunt objects up her ass...

Parkbandit
11-04-2006, 08:52 AM
Castrate him before his retard seed gets dispersed.

WTF

Shari
11-04-2006, 10:38 AM
What the mother FUCK.


Why oh why was this man let out?

Back
11-04-2006, 10:49 AM
Sounds like one of Sean2’s (Xyelin) exploits.

Artha
11-04-2006, 12:06 PM
Not enough wheelchair.

Tolwynn
11-04-2006, 12:15 PM
He should have taken Tabor's advice and just used a public bathroom instead.

The Ponzzz
11-04-2006, 01:02 PM
Being naked is one thing, but having a shank in yer anus is another thing when your not in jail...

Ilvane
11-04-2006, 01:36 PM
And the cop said he was nervous about him using it..LOL..

"Take the awl out of your ass, drop it..and back away slowly."

Ew.

RichardCranium
11-04-2006, 05:36 PM
Who's Cindy?

ElanthianSiren
11-04-2006, 07:58 PM
They're talking about cindy sheehan, the anti war protesting chick that camped out in crawford for whatever length of time.

Maybe a shank in the ass was habit in prison? Any volunteers to go investigate?

-M

Sean of the Thread
11-04-2006, 08:04 PM
No he had it right. Who's Cindy? Whoever it was her 15 minutes must be up.