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Doyle Hargraves
10-19-2006, 01:52 PM
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/10/18/austrian_roofer/

Austrian nails testicle to roof
Favourite thing now tied up with string
By Lester Haines → More by this author
Published Wednesday 18th October 2006 10:39 GMT
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An Austrian roofer who slipped on the job ended up nailing himself to the roof - through his wedding tackle.

According to Ananova, 59-year-old August Voegl of Jennersdorf "shot the four-inch nail into his left testicle with the compressed air nail gun" and was thereafter "unable to extract it or pull himself away from the roof".

It was left to emergency medics to separate Voegl from the building and, after being whisked to hospital by air ambulance, he's reportedly "recovering well" following surgery. ®
Skeeter
10-19-2006, 02:00 PM
Austria??

WTF mates?

put another shrimp on the barbie...
Doyle Hargraves
10-19-2006, 02:01 PM
Austria, not Australia.

Australia = Steve Irwin's home.
Austria = Where Dr. Jones Sr. was being held captive by Nazis.
Hulkein
10-19-2006, 02:05 PM
I take it you've never seen Dumb and Dumber, Doyle.
Doyle Hargraves
10-19-2006, 02:09 PM
Long time ago. Too long to remember any references.
Celephais
10-19-2006, 05:20 PM
The french are such assholes.
Celephais
10-19-2006, 05:34 PM
HAHAH, did you guys see the ads on that page? Context sensitive ads are hilarious.

"Discount Stainless Nails"
"Roofing Nails"
the best being:
"Leak-Proof Roofing"
AestheticDeath
10-19-2006, 06:41 PM
Ads are pretty funny, but I am assuming those Google ads have some sort of filter that recognizes what words are on the page, and puts up corresponding ads.
Snapp
10-19-2006, 06:43 PM
This thread makes me cringe.
Celephais
10-19-2006, 09:43 PM
Ads are pretty funny, but I am assuming those Google ads have some sort of filter that recognizes what words are on the page, and puts up corresponding ads.

Context sensitive ads... I've had some funny ads by my emails... asking me if I'm lonely or depression pills (which was really weird because it was an email from someone I hadn't talked to in forever asking me how I've been etc). Or things obviously detecting me as a nerd.
AestheticDeath
10-19-2006, 09:51 PM
Doh! kinda skipped that part