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Speaker
10-01-2006, 07:57 PM
I've decided to consider parting ways with my squirrel for either coin or trade. I'll be taking offers for the next few weeks to gauge interest. Offers must be valued at over 100 million silvers.

a grey squirrel : It looks like your typical squirrel, which some less than lovingly refer to as "tree rats". Unlike others of its nut-throwing kindred from the trees, this one seems to rather enjoy being on the ground and around people.

He comes in a pouch:

soft leather pouch : You see a soft leather pouch that was designed to carry a small squirrel.

When he's in the pouch it looks like this:

soft leather pouch which currently has a small squirrel peering back at you from under the flap

You can put the squirrel on the ground and he'll occasionaly go looking for food or curl up by your feet for a nap. He won't let strangers pick him up.

-Speaker
AIM: gs3drake
email: speaker@play.net

Liberi Fatali
10-01-2006, 08:21 PM
Offers must be valued at over 100 million silvers.


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stallion4
10-01-2006, 08:30 PM
100 million coins? That seem a bit high to anyone else?

Things2Come
10-01-2006, 08:32 PM
What does it do?

crazymage
10-01-2006, 08:35 PM
It's not high it's sold for 150m on more than one occasion.

Speaker
10-01-2006, 09:15 PM
Squirrel has been sold!

-Speaker

bubbauno
10-01-2006, 09:16 PM
Death By Squirrel

Tsin's squirrel bites him savagely.

You say, "Bad squirrel!"

Tsin's squrriel crawls out of its pouch and leaps at his neck savagely. He sinks his teeth into his throat and rips it out. Death comes quickly.

A passing bard yells, "Rabid squirrel kills Tsin. In an interview the squirrel claimed to be the preeminant hunter in the lands. More on this as it develops.

AestheticDeath
10-01-2006, 09:18 PM
? more info on the already sold squirrel?
and was Tsins death part of the squirrels actions, or was that a GM?

ELO
10-01-2006, 09:18 PM
Pity Tsin bought it.

bubbauno
10-01-2006, 09:20 PM
I'm the one who sold it to him

This one was great too..

Tsin's squirrel rumbles around in his pouch, then he sets his fuzzy bottom on the edge of the pouch and a pair of squishy squirrel nuggets drop onto Tsin's boots.

bubbauno
10-01-2006, 09:49 PM
Here is some more of the nifty scripts too.. Glad I finally got him back, he's too much fun!

Auto scripts:

The squirrel shifts its weight in your hand trying to make itself more comfortable.

The squirrel in Tsin's hand shifts its weight trying to make itself more comfortable.

Tsin's squirrel rummages around in its pouch.

Your squirrel rummages around in its pouch.

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Regular scripts:

>get squirrel
You gingerly remove the squirrel from its pouch.

>tap squirrel
You reach out and gingerly tap the squirrel's bushy tail causing it to twitch back and forth.

>kiss squirrel
You give the squirrel a soft kiss on its nose.
Its whiskers tickle causing you to giggle out loud!

>rub squirrel
You reach out and rub the squirrel lightly under its chin.
The squirrel nuzzles the palm of your hand with its nose.

>drop squirrel
You set the squirrel on the ground.

>tickle squirrel
You reach out and scratch the squirrel behind its ear, and it tilts its head so you get just the right spot.

>roll squirrel
You reach down and roll the squirrel over on its back.

>tickle squirrel
You reach out and tickle the squirrel's soft stomach.
The squirrel kicks in delight!

>get squirrel
You gingerly pick up the squirrel.

>poke squirrel
You poke your finger at the squirrel and quickly jerk it back when it chitters angrily at you.

>put squirrel my pouch
You carefully place the squirrel in a soft leather pouch.

Sean of the Thread
10-01-2006, 10:13 PM
Rofl @ squirrel nuggets.