Ugly 10x shield for cheap

[bubbauno]

a hand-hammered sterling-plated shield embossed with a fearsome balding dwarven mage towering above a huddled mass of lesser mages

Full +50. Weighs 6. Vultite breakage.

First offer of 17m gets it.

Contact me at bubbauno@aol.com or at bubbauno on AIM.

Thanks,
Tsin

[Sean of the Thread]

a hand-hammered sterling-plated shield embossed with a fearsome balding dwarven mage towering above a huddled mass of lesser mages

Full +50. Weighs 6.

First offer of 17m gets it.

Contact me at bubbauno@aol.com or at bubbauno on AIM.

Thanks,
Tsin

Can you show the assesment please.

[bubbauno]

You assess the shield for structural weaknesses and strengths.

Careful examination indicates the sterling-plated shield has a base strength of 54 and a base durability of 195. You also determine the current integrity of the sterling-plated shield to be at 100.0%.

You heft the shield a few times, but learn nothing more about it.

[bubbauno]

Sold

[Skirmisher]

That really is an ugly thing.

Should have thrown in an alter just for the sake of innocent bystanders.

[Xaerve]

damn

[Merzbow]

even uglier than you-know-who's sword, jesus

[Doyle Hargraves]

Someone has a sword named Jesus?

[Liberi Fatali]

Someone has a sword named Jesus?

Yes.

But even better:

>
Jenovadeath removes a light grey power glove from in his dark claret cape.
>
Zenogais asks, "What is that?"
>
Karlite says, "I don't know..."
>'The powerglove.
You say, "The power glove."
>
Jenovadeath easily slides his hand into his grey power glove, then tugs slightly to get his fingers seated. As Jenovadeath flexes his hand, the silvery sigils on the back of his glove shimmer slightly.
>
Zenogais says, "Geez."
>
Jenovadeath says, "I love the power glove..."
>
Jenovadeath thrusts his gloved hand into the air while chanting a magic phrase under his breath. A stream of ebon black essence shoots forcefully upwards from the silvery sigil on his glove.
>
Jenovadeath says, "It's so bad."


...It was a little android man, half the size that I am. Scissors on his head. SCISSORS ON HIS FUCKING HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111

Never trust a little android man. HE'LL CUT, CUT... CUT... CUT!!!1111111

[Doyle Hargraves]

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a162/DoyleHargraves/PowerGloveJenovadeath.jpg

[Tray]

*sprays his zataran's packaged red beans & rice all over his keyboard*

The Wizard...

[thornhappy]

I'm sure it found a nice home with a fearsome balding dwarven battle mage who was looking to complete his ensemble.