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Latrinsorm
09-23-2006, 09:45 PM
Following Gimoril, you head over to the Bleeding Heart Table.
[Bleeding Heart Table]
A wooden planter forms a square in the center of the table. Tiny, purple bleeding hearts bend over the rim of the planter box as though too shy to raise their heads.
Also here: Gimoril
Obvious exits: out
J>sing Hurry up;You big loser.
You sing shriekingly:

"Hurry up
You big loser."

J>
(Gimoril humps your leg.)
J>warn gimor harassment
You inform Gimoril that you consider his current actions to be harassment.
J>
Gimoril put a Wehnimer's promissory note in his brocade satchel.
J>
(Gimoril humps your leg harder.)
J>act wtfs
(Zaaf wtfs)
J>
(Gimoril HUMP HUMP HUMP)
J>
(Gimoril PANT PANT PANT)

You say, "Hurry up."
Gimoril says, "Okaaay..."
You say, "I need to get laundry."
J>
Gimoril pulls some strapping stone-grey trousers off of his legs.
J>
(Gimoril wiggles his ass for you.)
J>o
[Wayside Inn, Dining Room]
This ramshackle hostel bears the signs of rough use by hard-bitten travellers and headstrong adventurers. Several blade-scarred tables and low stools are lined up against the walls, while the central area is dominated by a large firepit around which is a low platform covered with a few ratty bearskins. The clatter of clay tankards and the smell of humble victuals provide some small comfort to the steady stream of wayfarers who pause here to meet and greet one another. You also see some inviting tables and a steep stair.
Obvious exits: south, out
>go gimor table
You wave to the people seated at the Bleeding Heart Table, hoping they will invite you to sit with them.
>
Gimoril waves at you and invites you to come sit at his table.
>
go gimor table
You head over to the Bleeding Heart Table.
[Bleeding Heart Table]
A wooden planter forms a square in the center of the table. Tiny, purple bleeding hearts bend over the rim of the planter box as though too shy to raise their heads.
Also here: Gimoril
Obvious exits: out
>ignore gimor
o
You turn away from Gimoril, ignoring him.
>[Wayside Inn, Dining Room]
This ramshackle hostel bears the signs of rough use by hard-bitten travellers and headstrong adventurers. Several blade-scarred tables and low stools are lined up against the walls, while the central area is dominated by a large firepit around which is a low platform covered with a few ratty bearskins. The clatter of clay tankards and the smell of humble victuals provide some small comfort to the steady stream of wayfarers who pause here to meet and greet one another. You also see some inviting tables and a steep stair.
Obvious exits: south, out
>go gimor tabl
You wave to the people seated at the Bleeding Heart Table, hoping they will invite you to sit with them.
>
Gimoril waves at you and invites you to come sit at his table.
>
go gimor tabl
You head over to the Bleeding Heart Table.
[Bleeding Heart Table]
A wooden planter forms a square in the center of the table. Tiny, purple bleeding hearts bend over the rim of the planter box as though too shy to raise their heads.
Also here: Gimoril
Obvious exits: out
>gig
You giggle.
>
[Gimoril undressing]
Gimoril slings a tailored brocade satchel clasped with a silver-set emerald off from over his shoulder.
Gimoril offers you a tailored brocade satchel clasped with a silver-set emerald. Type ACCEPT to accept the offer or DECLINE to decline it. The offer will expire in 30 seconds.
Gimoril says, "I'll have a human character lookin for you."
Gimoril coughs.
Gimoril says, "Rerolling."
>accept
You accept Gimoril's offer and are now holding a tailored brocade satchel clasped with a silver-set emerald.
>
Gimoril says, "Word."
Gimoril nods to you.
You ask, "What if you end up in Vaalor?"
Gimoril asks, "I'll reroll again?"
You say, "I'm going to do my laundry."
Gimoril says, "DI DI DI DI DUR."
Gimoril says, "..."
Gimoril asks, "Well, how long?"
R>chat I have a really good connection usually.
You say, "Like 10 minutes, cry more n00b."
(Gimoril kicks your vagina.)
You say, "Ow, my vagina."

Ignot
09-23-2006, 09:57 PM
This is quite disturbing

Jolena
09-23-2006, 10:00 PM
Honestly, its not even funny.

FinisWolf
09-23-2006, 10:00 PM
This is a thread why?

Finis

Jolena
09-23-2006, 10:01 PM
Because, though Latrinsorm feels that there is no excuse for not RPing in a RP game, he thinks this is just loverly and a funny thing to do.





Honestly, I don't know why, I was just guessing. But I sincerely hope he's never holier than thou about RP again after this little tidbit.

Latrinsorm
09-23-2006, 10:31 PM
Following Gimoril, you head over to the Bleeding Heart Table.

Man, lighten up. :D

Renian
09-23-2006, 10:32 PM
Tables are considered to be public areas and not areas for OOC. See: Policy 2.

HarmNone
09-23-2006, 10:36 PM
Whether it was done at a table, or not, it just isn't particularly funny as far as I'm concerned. It reads like two pre-teens trying to "out-nasty" each other.

Back
09-23-2006, 10:39 PM
Odd behaviour. Especially the way Latrin accepts the homosexuality of it all. Are you trying to tell us something, Latrin?

Bobmuhthol
09-23-2006, 10:40 PM
<<Tables are considered to be public areas and not areas for OOC.>>

That must be why if you say fuck or "Ow, my vagina." outside of a table you'll get a warning but if you say it at a table you won't.

Back
09-23-2006, 10:41 PM
<<Tables are considered to be public areas and not areas for OOC.>>

That must be why if you say fuck or "Ow, my vagina." outside of a table you'll get a warning but if you say it at a table you won't.

Why the hell would you say “Ow, my vagina” anywhere?

RichardCranium
09-23-2006, 10:43 PM
What would you say if I kicked your vagina?

Bobmuhthol
09-23-2006, 10:44 PM
If someone kicks your vagina, you're going to say, "Ow, my vagina."

Sean of the Thread
09-23-2006, 10:44 PM
rofl @ "Ow, my vagina"

Back
09-23-2006, 10:46 PM
Ok, I am bowing out of this thread now. Have fun with your vaginas!

Latrinsorm
09-23-2006, 10:48 PM
Odd behaviour. Especially the way Latrin accepts the homosexuality of it all.Perhaps the fact that you consider that odd is telling us something. :smug:

Renian
09-23-2006, 11:40 PM
That must be why if you say fuck or "Ow, my vagina." outside of a table you'll get a warning but if you say it at a table you won't.



Players are expected to remain in character. Generally, if someone wants or needs to be OOC (such as explain game mechanics to another player), they may do so in ways that are not in public. Using a private room (one with a locked or latched door) or talking in whispers is recommended. Note that tables are considered in public.


I guess the reason would be that tables are less public than the general public, but not as private as private rooms?

Bobmuhthol
09-23-2006, 11:45 PM
<<Note that tables are considered in public.>>

Also note that the entire POLICY is widely outdated.

Renian
09-23-2006, 11:49 PM
Word. They really need to update the name policy.

Olanan
09-23-2006, 11:49 PM
mmm...vagina...

~Signed, Gimoril

RichardCranium
09-23-2006, 11:55 PM
mmm...pensi...

~Signed, Gimoril

Fixt.

GuildRat
09-24-2006, 12:26 AM
mmm...penis...

~Signed, Gimoril

no...now it's fixt

Mighty Nikkisaurus
09-24-2006, 01:40 AM
I actually had a character's mouth washed out at a table and it was a typo.. I forget the swear word but yeah. I was surprised.

I also know that people who have cybered at tables have been prone to having a GM walk in on them going, WTF ARE YOU DOING?!

It's not as common as say, if you were cussing or cybering in TSC, but still.

Anyway. All this talk about kicking vaginas makes me a sad panda.

Tisket
09-24-2006, 03:08 AM
lmao @ Latrin involved in vaginal abuse (even if it is between consenting adults)

edited to correct myself: lmao @ Latrin involved in ANY activity involving vaginas...

HarmNone
09-24-2006, 03:17 AM
Hee! I love your new avatar, Tisket! :D

Nilandia
09-24-2006, 03:27 AM
I was just going to say that, HN!

Gretchen

StrayRogue
09-24-2006, 04:47 AM
<<Tables are considered to be public areas and not areas for OOC.>>

That must be why if you say fuck or "Ow, my vagina." outside of a table you'll get a warning but if you say it at a table you won't.

I've got a warning for swearing at a table before.

Jolena
09-24-2006, 05:37 AM
Me too, actually.

FinisWolf
09-24-2006, 06:08 AM
Me three, me three!

Finis

Danical
09-24-2006, 02:16 PM
Holy shit.

That's a brilliant avatar.

Ignot
09-24-2006, 08:44 PM
Still no better then Zangief knocking over a baby. Was that his name? Zangief? been awhile....

Stanley Burrell
09-25-2006, 02:18 AM
Zangief, fool!

Full circle and medium punch for the spinning piledriver!

"U.S.S.R."

Stabbyrogue
10-19-2006, 04:21 PM
Tables were changed to be private areas, no further warnings will be issued. This doesn't mean the GM's don't get a flag, it only means that you won't get a warning.

Jolena
10-19-2006, 05:01 PM
Got a link to the PTB that issued that statement? (Assuming of course, you have this information from the PTB)

Stabbyrogue
10-19-2006, 05:55 PM
Nah, I read it somewhere, a few months ago. It was an official Simu document though, I'll see if I can dig it up. If someone else wants to though, I'd appreciate it.

Apathy
10-19-2006, 08:08 PM
Why the hell would you say “Ow, my vagina” anywhere?

Wait, there's no such thing as a vagina in Gemstone?

Shit.

Stabbyrogue
10-19-2006, 08:39 PM
Alright, I didn't look, decided it would be easier to just test. I repeated one word about 10 times at a table and no soap, said the same word one time outside the table with no one around..... definetely caught some attention.

StrayRogue
10-19-2006, 08:40 PM
Were you alone at the table?

Jolena
10-19-2006, 08:41 PM
Interesting.