Arrested!

[Jenisi]

Ok, find out how you will be arrested, the Google way.

Go to google, type "(your FIRST name) was arrested for" and see what you got sent to the slammer for. Remember to use the quotation marks! Stick your result below...

Angela - According to a police report obtained by the CBS TV affiliate in Tampa and the Charlotte Observer, Angela Ellen Keathley and Renee Thomas were arrested following an incident at Banana Joe's, in Tampa's Channelside district, at 2:10 a.m. ET.

The cheerleaders were kicked off the team Monday for violating a signed code of conduct, Panthers spokesman Charlie Dayton said. The two violated a rule that bans conduct that's embarrassing to the team or organization.

In the police report, witnesses claimed Thomas and Keathley were having sex with each other in a stall when other patrons grew angry that the two were taking so long in the bathroom.

.... guess they found more interesting things to do then watch the game ...

[Sean of the Thread]

That was hilarious.. the Angela girl was a complete fugly dog too. (I still would have watched)

[Asha]

''British revisionist historian David Irving is being held in Austria under laws against denying the Holocaust. ''
Not bad.

[Skirmisher]

Denise Coke Arrested on Cocaine Charges

UPDATED - Thursday May 05, 2005 5:23pm from our sister station WJLA-TV
ROSEVILLE, Mich. (AP) - A woman identified by authorities as Denise Coke was arrested after a drug-sniffing dog discovered 33 pounds of cocaine in her vehicle.Roseville police acting on a tip gave Michigan State Police the description of a vehicle allegedly containing drugs. Coke, 25, of Detroit was arrested after being pulled over for speeding Tuesday night on Interstate 696.

Roseville Police Chief Richard Heinz said the cocaine had a street value of $7 million to $8 million, but the drugs' destination was not immediately known.
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Sweet.

[Alfster]

heh, the people who get busted with drugs are usually the dumb ones.

If you have 33 pounds of cocaine on you, don't speed

[StrayRogue]

Do I get more points for it actually possibly being the real me?

British National Party - BNP Chairman Nick Griffin arrested.

[ElanthianSiren]

holy crap

http://www.angelfire.com/apes/renzorant/raccoons.html

They were a bunch of hardcore tree-huggy hippies, as demonstrated in the episode where Melissa was arrested for planting a pipe bomb in Halliburton headquarters.

they're on to me (actually it's a cartoon show about raccoons)! Under that is some friggin thing about a soap opera (where I'm arrested for attempted murder).

-M

[Jorddyn]

Your search did not match any documents

I suck.

Jorddyn

[Some Rogue]

Hehe, I got a match on a guy with the same first and last name. Arrested for a triple homicide. He's since been executed.

[Sean of the Thread]

In 1931, Sean was arrested for digging a hole to Hell, which released numerous evil demons into public. He spent six long days in jail, wishing himself dead

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

"The call was taped by the DEA, and Nicole was arrested for conspiracy to distribute LSD."

[Tolwynn]

"Chris was arrested for disorderly conduct and released on $250 bail. Trump won't be happy!"

[Ilvane]

Since Angela has already been done..

Angie was arrested for possessing a hammer, with intention to use it against a Hawk jet.

Hmmm, really now? LOL

[Nieninque]

In 1894 Emma was arrested for telling a crowd "Ask for work; if they do not give you work ask for bread; if they do not give you bread then take bread."

[Latrinsorm]

My first hit was ELotH:TES, so I'm pretty sure I win.

The first real one is "Eric was arrested for taking pictures of the desecration.".

[Doughboy]

My first hit was ELotH:TES, so I'm pretty sure I win.

The first real one is "Eric was arrested for taking pictures of the desecration.".

I noticed that when I googled it earlier...


A precocious and talented child star, Eric Cummings got his big break in show business at age 13, when James Langomedes chose him out of dozens of auditioning young actors to play the part of Lander. Langomedes thought it was important for the role of Lander to be played by an actual child (it is unclear why he thought this, as he cast adult actors in all other roles).

Eric's star rose quickly during the three-season Wizbits run, landing him awards, endorsement contracts, and adoring fans from all over the world. He even parlayed his fame into a musical carrer, with his first album Eric topping the charts for over six weeks.

Unfortunatly, after the Wizbits series ended, the world suddenly wanted little to do with the older, slightly akward Eric Cummings, and he dropped off the national radar. Bankrupt, friendless, and addicted to furniture polish, Eric was arrested for the armed robbery of a South Carolina Krispy Kreme franchise, and is currently serving a three-year sentence in a medium-security prison.

[Hips]

Jessa Lynn Hunn was arrested on a drunken-driving charge a month after her 21st birthday in July 2002. She pleaded guilty to a reduced charge of alcohol-related reckless driving in Salt Lake Justice Court in September — but six months later, Hunn's conviction is still nowhere to be found in the state's criminal identification system.

The weird part is that my middle name is Lynn. :wtf2:

[TheEschaton]

When painter M. F. Hussain, hurt Hindu feelings by caricaturing Hindu goddesses and Bharatmata in the nude, many of our present ‘secularists’ preferred silence. But when some derogatory controversial cartoons of Prophet Mohammad were published in far away Denmark and there was furore. A senior journalist, Shri Alok Tomar, was arrested for hurting the feelings of the minority community by reproducing the cartoons in his magazines.

-TheE-

[Miss X]

Mimi breaks last week's ep down: King of Babylon, Justin wins, steals Brian's trick,Vic gets arrested for indecent exposure.

[Skeeter]

Jessa Lynn Hunn was arrested on a drunken-driving charge a month after her 21st birthday in July 2002. She pleaded guilty to a reduced charge of alcohol-related reckless driving in Salt Lake Justice Court in September — but six months later, Hunn's conviction is still nowhere to be found in the state's criminal identification system.

The weird part is that my middle name is Lynn. :wtf2:

Luckily we all know you are only 16

[Augie]

Christina was arrested for murder and everything else she had done, judged years ago and escaped from jail just because her lawyers alleged isanity. Yep. Insanity. She's definitely insane and so they locked her into a mental hospital.

:lolwave:

[Skeeter]

Kyle is arrested for Ray's murder. A thunderstorm knocks out the town’s power and the Tooth Fairy goes on a killing spree. Can Kyle save Cat and Michael before the Tooth Fairy kills them too?

[DCSL]

Your search - "Dextra was arrested" - did not match any documents.

Man. I suck at breaking the law and getting caught.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

If only your first name was Courtney, then your name would get like a million hits off of "arrested for" on google, haha!

*flees*

[Beguiler]

"Nancy was arrested for a DWI after consuming massive amounts of Listerine because there was no alcohol in the house.."


Eeeeew! I hope it was at least the citrus stuff!

[Hips]

Luckily we all know you are only 16


I HATE YOU! AND WEZAS!

[Satira]

Your search - "Coley was arrested for" - did not match any documents.

Damn.

[Artha]

Daniel was arrested for performing an abortion.

I win.

[Celephais]

Your search - "Coley was arrested for" - did not match any documents.

Damn.

Use the wildcard:
In Lancaster, California, on July 21, Kenneth Coley and Devin Williams began a robbery attempt. According to CBS 2 (Los Angeles), while Williams waited by a getaway car "in the parking lot of a nearby apartment complex," Coley was at a local house kicking in the front door. That's the point at which their plan failed--badly.

Coley entered the house to rob it and came face to face with a pistol-carrying occupant. Coley scrambled out of the house, yelling for Williams. Coley's yelling alerted a deputy in the area. Coley then needed to flee the deputy. Meanwhile, Williams drove off without him.

To make his escape, Coley carjacked two McDonald's employees by pretending that he had a gun. A witness saw the carjacking and followed Coley so that he could alert the police to Coley's location. Coley was arrested and positively identified by the homeowner, the two McDonald's employees, and the witness to the carjacking. The police also located Williams and arrested him.

[AestheticDeath]

Results 1 - 10 of about 8,120,000 for Brian was arrested for. (0.15 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 1,090 for "Brian was arrested for". (0.45 seconds)

Yay Hooray! » Arrested for googling.
"In March, 1998, Brian was arrested for heroin possession, and entered into an extensive recovery program. He has been sober since April Fool s Day, 1998, ...
http://www.yayhooray.com/thread/76109/Arrested-for-googling

[Ignot]

Keith was arrested for misappropriating campaign funds to buy a go-kart.


nice....

[The Goddess Pele]

Melissa Midwest In Legal Trouble
For those of you who didn't already hear - Melissa Midwest is in trouble again with the local Lincoln, Nebraska police. Melissa got a ticket and is scheduled to appear in court this week after she posted pictures of herself partially naked at a Lincoln bar last week.

Last Saturday, Melissa hosted and judged a wet t-shirt contest at Cheerleaders. Well, things got a little wild and Melissa joined in.

Even though Melissa was wearing body paint to cover her nipples, and a police officer at the scene told her she was doing nothing wrong. But on Wednesday they must have changed they're minds. A police officer showed up at her front door and ticketed her.

[Back]

Chad was arrested for being in a drug house

I didn’t inhale.

But even more disturbing....


Sirs,

It is alarming to hear that inmate Chad xxxx, D.O.B. x-x-xx has been diagnosed with what appears to be a fast growing meningioma (or at least a tumor of the arachnoid) that threatens his life. The onset of this tumor and its apparent speed of doubling time is what is most disturbing. Chad also has Lyme Disease. Depending on the degree of malignancy, surgery, chemotherapy or radiotherapy is mandated as quickly as possible to slow down, cure or put into remission a nasty tumor.

Spider brain! In Octo-vision!

http://www.amonline.net.au/spiders/images/toolkit/jumpingvision.gif

[HarmNone]

There has been no mention of what Kim was arrested for. She also does NOT back up the story told by the victim. For what ever reason Kim is keeping herself out of the news.

[Jazuela]

Here's the one and only listing:


Francisco Maldonado, 48, who lives in a house on the 400 block of South Roberta, was arrested for suspicion of homicide. Police said he heard glass breaking outside of his home and fired a 12-gauge shotgun at the men.

Moral of the story: If you want a daughter who never gets arrested, name her Roberta.

[Daniel]

I get screwed because basicly Daniel Baldwin is a douche bag.

[Stanley Burrell]

The following year, Benjamin was arrested for a rape charge along with some other friends. That night Benjamin was suppose to pick me up, but he never did, and I'm glad that he didn't.

[Stanley Burrell]

C'mon, bro! This is gonna be awesome!

[Stanley Burrell]

:wtf:

Too many people's last names = my first name.

The next best thing to non-fiction:

Unfortunately, Benjamin was arrested for his participation in helping a slave escape.

Fight the power, you bitch-ass nukkas.

[Janarth]

Garin was arrested and charged with conspiracy to distribute

and possess with intent to distribute methamphetamine, in violation

of 21 U.S.C. SS 846, distribution of methamphetamine, in violation

of 21 U.S.C. SS 841(a)(1), and aiding and abetting possession with

intent to distribute methamphetamine, in violation of 21 U.S.C. SS

841(a)(2) and 18 U.S.C. SS 2.

[Eoghain]

Following a Special Branch raid on Ashgrove House, HQ of the IRA Radio Station, on New Year's Eve 1940, Seamus was arrested and later sentenced to a term in Arbour Hill. Conditions in Arbour Hill were desperate. The Free State authorities were engaged in a full-scale campaign intended to break the spirit of the republican prisoners through systematic brutality and depravation, all cloaked under the draconian censorship laws of the time.

[crazymage]

Bruce was arrested for obscenity at the Jazz Workshop in San Francisco; he had used the words cocksucker and riffed that "'to' is a preposition, 'come' is a verb" and that the sexual climax of "come" is so common that it bears no weight, and that if someone hearing it becomes upset, they "probably can't come." Although the jury acquitted him, other communities began monitoring his appearances, resulting in frequent arrests under charges of obscenity. The increased scrutiny also led to an arrest in Philadelphia for drug possession in the same year, and again in Los Angeles, California, two years later.

[crazymage]

I deny everything.

[thornhappy]

First hit:

Before too long Rachel was arrested for human cruelty..

Heh.

[Eoghain]

I deny everything.

that's totally a bum rap.