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Gan
09-09-2006, 12:26 PM
Unlucky thieves. Sometimes it just doesnt pay to be a criminal. :lol:

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NEW YORK (AP) -- Margaret Johnson might have looked like an easy target.
But when a mugger tried to grab a chain off her neck Friday, the wheelchair-bound 56-year-old pulled out her licensed .357 pistol and shot him, police said.

Johnson said she was in Manhattan's Harlem neighborhood on her way to a shooting range when the man, identified by police as 45-year-old Deron Johnson, came up from behind and went for the chain.

"There's not much to it," she said in a brief interview. "Somebody tried to mug me, and I shot him."

Deron Johnson was taken to Harlem Hospital with a single bullet wound in the elbow, police said. He faces a robbery charge, said Lt. John Grimpel, a police spokesman.

Margaret Johnson, who lives in Harlem, has a permit for the weapon and does not face charges, Grimpel said. She also was taken to the hospital with minor injuries and later released.

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PORTLAND, Oregon (AP) -- A nurse returning from work discovered an intruder armed with a hammer in her home and strangled him with her bare hands, police said.

Susan Kuhnhausen, 51, ran to a neighbor's house after the confrontation Wednesday night. Police found the body of Edward Dalton Haffey 59, a convicted felon with a long police record.

Police said there was no obvious sign of forced entry at the house when Kuhnhausen, an emergency room nurse at Providence Portland Medical Center, got home from work shortly after 6 p.m.

Under Oregon law people can use reasonable deadly force when defending themselves against an intruder or burglar in their homes. Kuhnhausen was treated and released for minor injuries at Providence.

Haffey, about 5-foot-9 and 180 pounds, had convictions including conspiracy to commit aggravated murder, robbery, drug charges and possession of burglary tools. Neighbors said Kuhnhausen's size -- 5-foot-7 and 260 pounds -- may have given her an advantage.

"Everyone that I've talked to says 'Hurray for Susan,' said neighbor Annie Warnock, who called 911.

"You didn't need to calm her. She's an emergency room nurse. She's used to dealing with crisis."

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Stanley Burrell
09-09-2006, 12:50 PM
I would really like to know how a Harlem resident has a legal permit to carry. Something gives me the idea she isn't an undercover posing as a wheelchair parapalegic.

...And never underestimate old ladies in wheelchairs or old men named Jeb. That'll be the last mistake yo ass will make.

I don't what to tell you about that Oregon nurse. I know HarmNone and Miss X will choke a bitch ass if they have to :yes:

Miss X
09-09-2006, 12:58 PM
Nurse power!!! ;)

Stanley Burrell
09-09-2006, 12:58 PM
:cower:

Snapp
09-09-2006, 01:52 PM
and strangled him with her bare hands

:ohshit: That's one tough cookie.

ElanthianSiren
09-09-2006, 02:12 PM
Reminds me of the story of these guys who jumped an old blind man in Philadelphia awhile back. Unbeknownst to them, he was a martial arts master and killed them both.


-M

Daniel
09-09-2006, 03:46 PM
Yea, you gotta be pretty stupid to fuck with Daredevil.

Skirmisher
09-09-2006, 05:05 PM
He has that cane of death and stuff.

And while its i guess "kinda" sad the guy died, in some ways its better. Imagine his life in prison when everyone finds out he was captured after being choked out by a fifty-one year old female nurse he was trying to rob.

Ignot
09-09-2006, 08:03 PM
Is that old lady really fast on the draw? If your gonna steal from old people you need to be prepared to kill them. Stupid thug.

Gan
09-09-2006, 08:51 PM
Darwin Award...

Gan
09-16-2006, 09:51 AM
FOLLOW UP ON THE NURSE STORY:

PORTLAND, Oregon (AP) -- When Susan Kuhnhausen returned home from work one day earlier this month, she encountered an intruder wielding a claw hammer. After a struggle, the 51-year-old nurse fended off her attacker by strangling him with her bare hands.

Neighbors praised the woman for her bravery, and investigators said they believed the dead man -- Edward Dalton Haffey -- was burglarizing Kuhnhausen's home.

But after an investigation, police now say the intruder Kuhnhausen strangled was apparently a hit man hired by her estranged husband -- Michael James Kuhnhausen Sr. -- to kill her.

The 58-year-old husband was taken into custody Thursday and charged with conspiracy to commit murder and attempted murder. He was ordered held on $500,000 bail.

Haffey had worked as a custodian under Kuhnhausen at an adult video store, according an affidavit filed by the Multnomah County District Attorney's office.

Kuhnhausen and his wife were in the process of getting a divorce, and she told officers "her husband was distraught about the divorce and wanting to reconcile but that she was insisting on the divorce," the affidavit states.

A background check showed Haffey had served lengthy prison terms for conspiracy to commit aggravated murder and convictions for robbery and burglary.

Inside a backpack Haffey left at the scene was a day planner with "Call Mike, Get letter," scribbled on the week of September 4, the affidavit said. Michael Kuhnhausen's cell phone number was jotted on the inside of a folder, it said.

An emergency room nurse who lives in a southeast Portland neighborhood, Susan Kuhnhausen arrived home on the evening of September 6 to find Haffey coming at her with a claw hammer.

She was struck in the head and wrested the weapon away, but the struggle continued and Haffey bit the nurse, according to police. A large woman, she was eventually able to get the slight Haffey into a chokehold and police later found him dead in a hallway. An autopsy revealed the cause of death as strangulation.

Police say she acted in self-defense.

There was no sign of forced entry into the home, but according to the affidavit, Susan Kuhnhausen offered an explanation for the lack of evidence of a break-in: Her estranged husband had the security codes for the home's alarm system, and would have been able to disarm it.

Michael Kuhnhausen denies any involvement, the affidavit states.
Susan Kuhnhausen was out of town attending a nursing conference and did not immediately return a phone call seeking comment.

She left this message on her voicemail: "I'm not able to answer all the calls that I've received in the past few days. I'm being comforted by your concern and your support. I want you to know that our lives are all at risk for random acts, but more likely random acts of love will come your way than random acts of violence."

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RichardCranium
09-16-2006, 11:19 AM
That's fucking awesome. Mad props to the 51-year-old who chilled her would-be murderer-for-hire with her bare hands.

I love hyphens.

Parkbandit
09-16-2006, 11:39 AM
I've never killed another man, but I'm pretty sure if that happened to me and I shot/killed a mugger, I would sleep like a baby the same night.

One less scumbag on this planet is a good thing.

RichardCranium
09-16-2006, 11:41 AM
How fucking bad does her husband suck at life also.

Gan
09-16-2006, 11:49 AM
Should turn her loose on her husband...

I wouldnt lose sleep over it either PB.