lol @ sorcerers

[ELO]

Just got back to Illistim 5 minutes ago.

Roundtime: 2 sec.
You attempt to blend with the surroundings and feel confident that no one has noticed your doing so.

You peer over at a floating dais and see...

[Ta'Illistim, Hanging Gardens]
You notice the Jenovadeath disk, a sleek grey fox, a black hawk (flying), a vernal white rat, a speckled bull frog (sitting), the Sugarsweet disk, the Ardenes disk, a small rose, a glaesine arch, a richly finished wooden bench with some stuff on it and a large faenor-chased barrel.
Also here: Jenovadeath (kneeling), Anshef, Juder, Dithio (kneeling), Mondran, Great Lady Sugarsweet (kneeling), Great Lady Clarissant
Obvious paths: out

You remove a razor-sharp imflass greatsword from in your back sheath.

You focus deep within yourself, searching for untapped sources of strength.
You feel incredibly stronger.

You remove a blue crystal from in your ale-stained satchel.

You rub the blue crystal in your hand.
An invisible force guides you.
The blue crystal suddenly disintegrates!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

You are now in an offensive stance.

You attempt to move silently over to a floating dais.
[Ta'Illistim, Hanging Gardens]
You notice the Jenovadeath disk, a black hawk (flying), a vernal white rat, a speckled bull frog (sitting), the Sugarsweet disk, the Ardenes disk, a small rose, a glaesine arch, a richly finished wooden bench with some stuff on it and a large faenor-chased barrel.
Also here: Jenovadeath (kneeling), Anshef, Nodyre, Juder, Dithio (kneeling), Mondran, Great Lady Sugarsweet (kneeling), Great Lady Clarissant
Obvious paths: out
Roundtime: 1 sec.

You are filled with berserk rage! Attack! Attack! Attack!

You leap from hiding to attack!
You swing a razor-sharp imflass greatsword at Jenovadeath!
AS: +592 vs DS: +389 with AvD: +44 + d100 roll: +31 = +278
... and hit for 124 points of damage!
Wild upward slash removes Jenovadeath's face from his skull!
Interesting way to die.

* Jenovadeath drops dead at your feet!

The glowing specks of energy surrounding Jenovadeath suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
Jenovadeath seems a bit less imposing.
The tingling sensation and sense of security leaves Jenovadeath.
Jenovadeath loses some awareness.
Jenovadeath becomes solid again.
Jenovadeath begins to breathe less deeply.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Jenovadeath.
The deep blue glow leaves Jenovadeath.
The bright luminescence fades from around Jenovadeath.
A shadow seems to detach itself from Jenovadeath's body, swiftly dissipating into the air.
The light blue glow leaves Jenovadeath.
The powerful look leaves Jenovadeath.
Jenovadeath glances around, looking a bit less confident.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Jenovadeath.
Jenovadeath seems to lose some dexterity.
The very powerful look leaves Jenovadeath.
The white light leaves Jenovadeath.
The air calms down around Jenovadeath.
Jenovadeath returns to normal color.
The misty halo fades from Jenovadeath.
The dim aura fades from around Jenovadeath.
The guiding force leaves you.

A melodic voice from the crowd echoes, "Murder! Murder! Someone call for the Guard Captain!"

Roundtime: 8 sec.

Speaking to Jenovadeath, you say, "GET OFF ME."

[Gan]

Looks like an invitation for a swift and brutal response.

I wonder how long it will be before we see a whine post by ELO after JD has smoked him a half a dozen times...

:lol:

[ELO]

http://www.forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=20800

Smoked me like that, you mean?

[Olanan]

...why didn't you get Sugarsweet too?

:down:

[ELO]

...why didn't you get Sugarsweet too?

:down:

Warn interaction. :(

[HarmNone]

Why doesn't someone just invent a virtual tape measure? That way, all e-peens could be laid up against the thing, measured, announced, and recorded for posterity. Sure would save a lot of arguments like this one. :boring:

[AnticorRifling]

What if you just got out of a cold pool? How would you account for epeen shrinkage?

[Some Rogue]

What if you just got out of a cold pool? How would you account for epeen shrinkage?


And if you were Anticor, how would you tell the difference?

[Skeeter]

Speaking to Jenovadeath, you say, "GET OFF ME."

That's the best you could come up with? Way to fire off the witty retort.

[HarmNone]

What if you just got out of a cold pool? How would you account for epeen shrinkage?

Personally, every e-peen I've ever seen looked shrunken to me. Maybe, if I got some magnifying glasses and a tweezer I'd be able to view them as their owners, apparently, see them. :)

[FinisWolf]

Better watch out ...

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:9PfQvRc6977HzM:http://www.drc-gb.org/newsroom/images/personwithmagnifyingglass.jpg


HarmNone is on the prowl.

:duck:

Finis

[Hulkein]

You couldn't measure my e-peen with six rulers.

[FinisWolf]

This is retarded ...

I did the copy and paste I usually do for the Picture game thread, and it shows the image when I create the message, then once the message is saved its a bloddy hyperlink.

So I think, ok, I will use the insert image button, but again same result.

What the hell is the deal?

Finis

[Wezas]

You couldn't measure my e-peen with six rulers.

Hulkein measures his e-peen in centimeters, to make it sound bigger.

[Fallen]

My e-peen is Very Heavily Crit Padded.

[Atlanteax]

My e-peen is Very Heavily Crit Padded.

Padded?

So you are on the receiving end?

[ELO]

I think this is being taken too seriously.

I'm poking fun at JD for poking fun at me. It's all in good fun.

[Renian]

My e-peen is Very Heavily Crit Padded.


So you are on the receiving end?

He likes it in the cock.

[Sean of the Thread]

Messing with sorcs usually ends up with the person crying, backtalking and begging the gms to interact. Way to go douche.. picked a fight with a sorc.

SORC PWNS J0000000. mUAHHAAHA.


P.s. JD is as the french say.. PUSSY. (<3)

[Asha]

ho ho ho what Xyelin said.
Sorcs win.

[Latrinsorm]

Wild upward slash removes Jenovadeath's face from his skull!

As Jaysehn would say, a marked improvement.

[Lucas]

ho ho ho what Xyelin said.
Sorcs win.

No, there is a way for a square to win against a sorc. You just need the right CMANs and some fast fingers.

[StrayRogue]

You don't need CMANs. A good hard swing will generally pwn a sorcerer as Grandsome has proved.

[Liberi Fatali]

Naseer raises a hand while murmuring a soft orison...
>
Naseer gestures at Sadrae.
Naseer suddenly looks very drained.

A bolt of soft white light streaks down from the sky bathing Sadrae in it.
>
A brilliant glow forms around Sadrae, lingers for a moment, and finally fades. Sadrae awakens looking somewhat confused and seriously drained.
>
Suddenly the plates at the top of Naseer's rolaren mesh sack snap shut with a loud *CLICK*!
>l
[Gyldemar Road, Sentinels]
The roadway rises slightly above the swamp. From the appearances, someone has purposely built a small hillock here atop which two massive granite sentinels stand, silent and unmoving. No method of circumventing the sentinels presents itself. If one wishes to continue along the road in an easterly direction, one must pass between the sentinels. Westward the road slides into the swamp and fights to stay above the sucking mud. You also see the Rheisia disk and a large faenor-chased basket.
Also here: a stunned Sadrae who is lying down, a stunned Naseer, Rheisia
Obvious paths: west
>108 naseer
You gesture while calling upon the lesser spirits to aid you with the Stun Relief spell...
Your spell is ready.
>
You gesture at Naseer.
The glazed look leaves Naseer.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
You feel at full magical power again.
>108 sadrae
You gesture while calling upon the lesser spirits to aid you with the Stun Relief spell...
Your spell is ready.
>
You gesture at Sadrae.
The glazed look leaves Sadrae.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>l
[Gyldemar Road, Sentinels]
The roadway rises slightly above the swamp. From the appearances, someone has purposely built a small hillock here atop which two massive granite sentinels stand, silent and unmoving. No method of circumventing the sentinels presents itself. If one wishes to continue along the road in an easterly direction, one must pass between the sentinels. Westward the road slides into the swamp and fights to stay above the sucking mud. You also see the Rheisia disk and a large faenor-chased basket.
Also here: Sadrae who is lying down, Naseer, Rheisia
Obvious paths: west
>tell figure to find grandso
Grandsome is much too far for your figure to find him.
>
Rheisia says, "So I'll be finishing my hunt now."
>
Sadrae stands up.
>
Rheisia casually observes her surroundings.
>'Okay.
You say, "Okay."
>
Rheisia approaches the shimmering magical barrier. As she makes contact with the barrier, crackling energies stream out of the sentinels to coalesce in a blinding flash around her form!

When your eyes have readjusted, Rheisia has vanished!
>
Grandsome just arrived.
>410
You trace a simple rune while intoning the mystical phrase for Elemental Wave...
Your spell is ready.
>
You are visible again.
You gesture.
A wave of dark ethereal ripples moves outward from you.
Grandsome is forced out of hiding as he is knocked to the ground by the dark ethereal waves.
Sadrae is buffeted by the dark ethereal waves, and is knocked to the ground.
Naseer is buffeted by the dark ethereal waves, and is knocked to the ground.
Rozak is forced out of hiding as he is knocked to the ground by the dark ethereal waves.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
Neimanz just arrived.
>715 grandsome
You trace an intricate sign that contorts in the air while forcefully invoking Curse...
Your spell is ready.
>
You gesture at Grandsome.
CS: +496 - TD: +289 + CvA: -18 + d100: +11 == +200
Warding failed!
A thread of swirling gray magic issues forth from your hand toward Grandsome. It coils itself around him, whirling malevolently before disappearing within his body.
Grandsome shivers weakly and looks very uncomfortable!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
Grandsome frowns.
>
Neimanz just went west.
>pull grand
Grandsome looks content where he is.
>410
You trace a simple rune while intoning the mystical phrase for Elemental Wave...
Your spell is ready.
>
You gesture.
A wave of dark ethereal ripples moves outward from you.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
Grandsome scratches himself uncontrollably!

Grandsome drops his greatsword!
>
Grandsome says, "I thought you were better than this."
>get great
You pick up a razor-sharp imflass greatsword.
>stance o
You move into an offensive stance, ready for battle.
>at grand
You swing a razor-sharp imflass greatsword at Grandsome!
AS: +99 vs DS: +220 with AvD: +47 + d100 roll: +90 = +16
A clean miss.
Roundtime: 9 sec.
>
Diynasta just arrived.
>
A subversive spring spirit floats in, following Diynasta.
>
Diynasta approaches the shimmering magical barrier. As she makes contact with the barrier, crackling energies stream out of the sentinels to coalesce in a blinding flash around her form!

When your eyes have readjusted, Diynasta has vanished!
>l
[Gyldemar Road, Sentinels]
The roadway rises slightly above the swamp. From the appearances, someone has purposely built a small hillock here atop which two massive granite sentinels stand, silent and unmoving. No method of circumventing the sentinels presents itself. If one wishes to continue along the road in an easterly direction, one must pass between the sentinels. Westward the road slides into the swamp and fights to stay above the sucking mud. You also see a subversive spring spirit that is flying around, the Diynasta disk and a large faenor-chased basket.
Also here: Grandsome who is lying down, Sadrae who is lying down, Naseer who is lying down, Rozak who is lying down
Obvious paths: west
>
A subversive spring spirit hurriedly flits out of sight.
>
Sadrae sighs.
>
Rozak furrows his brow.
>
Sadrae says, "Jeno."
>706 grand
Rozak stands up.
>
...wait 1 seconds.
...wait 1 seconds.
>706 grand
You trace an intricate sign that contorts in the air while forcefully invoking Mind Jolt...
Your spell is ready.
>
Cast at what?
>
Grandsome comes out of hiding.
[Roll result: 25 (open d100: 92)]
Grandsome swings his imflass battle axe at your imflass greatsword and connects!
Grandsome fails to knock the greatsword away!
>stow right
Grandsome frowns.
>
You put a razor-sharp imflass greatsword in your brown leather greatcloak.
>706 grand
You already have a spell readied! You must RELEASE it if you wish to prepare another!
>
You gesture at Grandsome.
CS: +496 - TD: +289 + CvA: -18 + d100: +73 == +262
Warding failed!
His eyes flash with a searing jolt of light!
He is badly stunned!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>whisper grand A MOMENT LIKE THIS.
You quietly whisper to Grandsome, "A MOMENT LIKE THIS."
>
Grandsome moans in agony with a terrible urge to scratch!
>whisper grand SOME PEOPLE WAIT A LIFETIME.
You quietly whisper to Grandsome, "SOME PEOPLE WAIT A LIFETIME."
>
Sadrae whispers, "You know I love you to death right?"
>
Grandsome makes a faint wheezing sound.
>
Sadrae stands up.
>l
[Gyldemar Road, Sentinels]
The roadway rises slightly above the swamp. From the appearances, someone has purposely built a small hillock here atop which two massive granite sentinels stand, silent and unmoving. No method of circumventing the sentinels presents itself. If one wishes to continue along the road in an easterly direction, one must pass between the sentinels. Westward the road slides into the swamp and fights to stay above the sucking mud. You also see a large faenor-chased basket.
Also here: a stunned Grandsome, Sadrae, Naseer who is lying down, Rozak
Obvious paths: west
>130 grandsome
You gesture while calling upon the lesser spirits to aid you with the Spirit Guide spell...
Your spell is ready.
>
You gesture at Grandsome.
Your surroundings blur for a moment . . .

[Ta'Illistim, Sylvar Pointe]
The breathtaking view from the edge of the precipice is nothing short of spectacular. Spread across the valley to the southeast, the twinkling lights of crafters' huts and the township of Sylvarraend dot the dark landscape, echoing the glimmer of constellations in the night sky. Just beyond the northern edge of the Wraithenmist, mist rolls off the Lake of Shadowed Sorrows, drifting up through the dark sky in ethereal wisps. You also see a small trail.
Obvious paths: none
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
Your head aches and you feel nauseated.
Roundtime: 4 sec.
>

[StrayRogue]

I hope you gave him back the weapon.

It is pretty cheap to itchy curse anyone. I imagine you'd be pretty pissed if you lost the gremlin slayer sword to a pvp "accident".

Its also against policy.

Plus, why does the log just end?

[AnticorRifling]

Yeah, if you're going to get someone's weapon get it by their stupidity not your over abundance of weak sauce.

[Liberi Fatali]

I hope you gave him back the weapon.

It is pretty cheap to itchy curse anyone. I imagine you'd be pretty pissed if you lost the gremlin slayer sword to a pvp "accident".

Plus, why does it just end?

Oh, of course I'll give it back. Grandsome and I are friends. It's against policy if you keep the weapon. It ended right there because I pasted this exactly after it happened. Here's a bit more:

>l
[Ta'Illistim, Shimmarglin Court]
The Shimmarglin Court, surrounded by shops, provides a home for the city's famed floating garden. Throngs of townspeople and travellers move through the court, shopping at the various merchants and socializing in small groups. Torches placed at regular intervals illuminate the walkways threading through the area. You also see an edgy oxbow spirit that is flying around, a basket of rotting fruit, a city official, a floating dais and an ironwork signpost.
Also here: Hevinsbane, Lady Sarahoff, Grandsome who is set in stocks
Obvious paths: northeast, southwest, northwest
>
Lord Kembal just arrived.
>
Hevinsbane picks up a piece of rotting fruit and tosses it right at Grandsome! It explodes as it hits Grandsome in the face!
>
Lord Kembal just went northeast.
>
Grandsome answers his question and the city official nods in approval.
>get greatsword
You remove a razor-sharp imflass greatsword from in your brown leather greatcloak.
>
Soulpieced just arrived.
>
Soulpieced just went southwest.
>say ::Grandsome Here, have this.
Speaking to Grandsome, you say, "Here, have this."
>
Grandsome answers his question and the city official nods in approval.
>
Demiloa just arrived.
>
Demiloa just went northeast.
>
Speaking to you, Hevinsbane asks, "Ok now can i get my blade?"
>exchange greatsword with grandsome for 1000 silver
You offer your imflass greatsword to Grandsome for 1000 silvers. He has 30 seconds to accept the offer. Type CANCEL to prematurely cancel the offer.
>
Speaking to you, Grandsome says, "Oh thank you, because I can really use something like that now."
>
Grandsome struggles for a bit in the stocks.
>cancel
Offer cancelled.
>'How about free of charge?
You ask, "How about free of charge?"
>give grandsome
You offer your imflass greatsword to Grandsome, who has 30 seconds to accept the offer. Type CANCEL to prematurely cancel the offer.
>
Grandsome struggles for a bit in the stocks.
>
Grandsome starts to flail around in the stocks, but to no avail.
>'Oh. Such a pity. Suuuuuch a pity.
You say, "Oh. Such a pity. Suuuuuch a pity."
>
A city official takes out a small notepad and studies it closely. After a few moments, he tucks it back away.
>
Grendeg just arrived.
>
Grendeg just went over to a floating dais.
>grin hevins
You grin at Hevinsbane.
>stow right
You put a razor-sharp imflass greatsword in your brown leather greatcloak.
>
Valig's group just arrived.
>
Valig's group just went northeast.
>
Sarahoff says, "Not a bad looking blade."
>
Speaking to Hevinsbane, Grandsome says, "The closest you'll ever get to my blade is when it's imbeded in your head."
>
Hevinsbane whispers, "Your so evil but i can rp this and get him on my good side."
>
A city official squints suspiciously at a passerby and clutches his coin purse tightly.
>
* Thalish just bit the dust!
>
Speaking to you, Hevinsbane says, "17mill my final offer."

[Artha]

Hevinsbane whispers, "Your so evil but i can rp this and get him on my good side."

Well come on, he just sounds trustworthy.

[Sean of the Thread]

I know I've said it before but that is one fucking ugly sword.

[Liberi Fatali]

Here's how it ended:

Grandsome: "I, Grandsome Deadmarsh, of sane nature and free will, offer a lifetime of servitude to Jenovadeath, King!"
Grandsome: "Hail Jenovadeath!"
Nodyre: "why would you do that? You are able to slay him"
Grandsome: "Not without my greatsword."
Nodyre: "well, I wouldn't expect ya to do it with a barefist"
Jenovadeath: "Ahem. Task at hand, please?"
Grandsome: "Gods, he wants me to tell everyone what I did."
Grandsome: "Do I have to? Nodyre was there!"
Nodyre: "I was a witness!"
Jenovadeath: "Proceed, before I lose patience."
Grandsome: "okay okay.."
Grandsome: "I saw that Jenovadeath was prone, and without weapons."
Jenovadeath: "What battle stance was I in?"
Grandsome: "... offensive?"
Jenovadeath: "Was I aware that you were in the shadows?"
Grandsome: "no, you were not."
Jenovadeath: "Correct. Continue."
Hevinsbane: "wow big words"
Grandsome: "this was the only way I could ever best Jenovadeath, beacuse I am weak, and he is strong"
Grandsome: "and... um... I probably can never do it again"
Jenovadeath: "What happened after you cold-cocked me unexpectedly? I want elaborate details."
Grandsome: "and Jenovadeath has... really nice hair."
Grandsome: "after that happened, I went to get something to eat"
Grandsome: "then I got a little thirsty"
Grandsome: "and then he totally surprised me and I never saw it coming because he is great."
Grandsome: "I had no idea that he was waiting for me on the other side of the barrier"
Grandsome: "and then I lost my weapon, but my memory is a bit foggy"
Grandsome: "i think I dropped it, maybe because I was so surprised and never saw his attack coming"
Jenovadeath: "Sing my praises once more, and I'll return it. I want particular details of my fine facial features."
Grandsome: "Jenovadeath has ... a nose! And eyes that are good!"
Grandsome: "and you can get lost in his eyes..."
Jenovadeath: "How lost can you get in them? Inquiring minds want to know."
Grandsome: "If looks were meansured in minutes, he'd last an hour!"
Grandsome: "You can get so lost, you don't even know how lost you can get."
Jenovadeath: "That is thoroughly charming, sir. I appreciate it. If I swung the way in which you do, I would harbour your children."
Grandsome: "I would be honored to have you bear my children"
Jenovadeath: "Very well, very well. You're done for the evening. Thank the audience for listening."
Grandsome: "Thank you to the audience. And thank you to Jenovadeath, for gracing these lands with his presence"
Jenovadeath: "Brilliant. Thanks very much."

Then I gave the weapon back and exited. ...Low and behold...

Grandsome: "Jenovadeath molests the dwarven children the Adventurer's Guild hires him to rescue."
Grandsome: "I've seen it with my own eyes!"
Grandsome: "He's not to be trusted! Especially if you're a child!"
Grandsome: "Run! Run for your lives! Get help!"

[AestheticDeath]

Quite funny.

[Makkah]

That's the best you could come up with? Way to fire off the witty retort.

I'm genuinely curious:

How was that a retort?

[Drew]

Hevinsbane: "wow big words"


Funniest part of that log.

[Asha]

Hevinsbane pisses me off wih his ''LOL :) Hiya ::waves::'' antics on the thought net.

[AnticorRifling]

Hevinsbane was as smart as a powdered doughnut when I played, doesn't suprise me that he's still retarded.

[Some Rogue]

Haha, Grandsome still cracks me up.



He never was a very good thief though. :whistle:

[Eoghain]

Then I gave the weapon back and exited. ...Low and behold...

Grandsome: "Jenovadeath molests the dwarven children the Adventurer's Guild hires him to rescue."
Grandsome: "I've seen it with my own eyes!"
Grandsome: "He's not to be trusted! Especially if you're a child!"
Grandsome: "Run! Run for your lives! Get help!"


That is effin highlarious.