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Kuyuk
07-30-2006, 09:01 PM
>whisper mere hi
You quietly whisper to Meretrix, "Hi."
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Jakkarra recites a series of mystical phrases while raising his hands...
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Jakkarra gestures at Rezzerected.
Glowing specks of dark brown energy begin to spin around Rezzerected.
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The gypsy fortuneteller gazes at you intently, she shakes her head at something you cannot see and makes an odd sign in the air.
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Lord Yzarian just arrived.
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Jakkarra recites a series of mystical phrases while raising his hands...
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Anvilstone just went north.
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Jakkarra gestures at Rezzerected.
Rezzerected looks considerably more imposing.
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Meretrix whispers, "Hello cutie."
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The dim aura fades from around Aislara.
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Jakkarra recites a series of mystical phrases while raising his hands...
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Rezzerected changes his tune, adding a new element to his song...
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Rusteek's group just arrived.
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Jakkarra gestures at Rezzerected.
Rezzerected looks considerably more imposing.
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Rezzerected skillfully begins to weave another verse into his harmony.
No effect.
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Rusteek's group just went north.
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Lord Yzarian just went north.
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Squigums chuckles.
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Jakkarra recites a series of mystical phrases while raising his hands...
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Squigums sits down.
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Rezzerected makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...
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Jakkarra gestures at Rezzerected.
Rezzerected looks considerably more imposing.
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Rezzerected gestures.
Nothing happens.
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Jakkarra recites a series of mystical phrases while raising his hands...
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Jakkarra gestures at Rezzerected.
Rezzerected looks considerably more imposing.
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Lady Serawyn just arrived.
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Lady Serawyn just went south.
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Jakkarra recites a series of mystical phrases while raising his hands...
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You feel at full magical power again.
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Jakkarra gestures at Rezzerected.
Rezzerected looks considerably more imposing.
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Hawklorer just arrived.
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Jakkarra recites a series of mystical phrases while raising his hands...
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Jakkarra gestures at Rezzerected.
Rezzerected looks considerably more imposing.
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Rezzerected continues playing his flute.
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The gypsy fortuneteller smiles at you and whispers, "I know many things unseen."
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Erelim slings a twilight grey vultite shield off from over her shoulder.
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Erelim slides a gold ring off her finger.
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Erelim slides an intricate gold and brass ring on her finger.
Suddenly Erelim vanishes!
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Earthdiver put a crystal amulet in his black cloak.
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Triventin fidgets with his gold and brass ring.
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Fiinifter rubs his crystal amulet.
Fiinifter gets an odd look on his face.
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Triventin stands up.
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Triventin removes a white ora falchion from in his white harness.
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Fiinifter rubs his crystal amulet.
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You see Geremiah gaze at the gypsy fortuneteller and then look away with a rush of color mounting to his cheeks.
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Triventin flinches as the flames surrounding his white ora falchion flare out suddenly!
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As Fiinifter pulls on his crystal amulet, his expression grows darker.
>whisper mere I hear you're interested in Squigums?
Meretrix whispers, "If you want my services we'll have to move out of this busy room."
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You see Geremiah gaze at the gypsy fortuneteller and then look away with a rush of color mounting to his cheeks.
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You quietly whisper to Meretrix, "I hear you're interested in Squigums?"
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The black cat stares at a gypsy fortuneteller intently.
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Earthdiver put a crystal amulet in his black cloak.
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Rezzerected continues playing his flute.
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Squigums stretches.
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Squigums flips the cover and re-adjusts it over the opening of his drawstring satchel, and fiddles with the clasp for a moment.
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Speaking in Dark Elven, Triventin says, "Elps brotherens offs me be to the mines."
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Meretrix whispers, "I'm intrested in whomever pays."
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Triventin just went north.
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Jakkarra traces a series of glowing runes while chanting an arcane phrase...
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Earthdiver put a green tourmaline in his black cloak.
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Vatoren just arrived.
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Jakkarra gestures at Rezzerected.
Nothing happens.
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Lord Geremiah just went south.
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Jakkarra reaches out and holds Rezzerected's hand.
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The raven flies off.
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Squigums just closed a twig-clasped leaf green cloak.
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Earthdiver put a blue crystal in his black cloak.
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Jakkarra traces a series of glowing runes while chanting an arcane phrase...
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Jakkarra gestures.
Jakkarra's group blurs before your eyes.
>weal
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You have 2778 coins with you.
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Rezzerected continues playing his flute.
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Jakkarra traces a series of glowing runes while chanting an arcane phrase...
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Jakkarra gestures.
Jakkarra's group blurs before your eyes.
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The gypsy fortuneteller goes south.
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You hear very soft footsteps.
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Fiinifter joins Jakkarra's group.
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Rezzerected makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...
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Gengis just arrived.
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Jakkarra traces a series of glowing runes while chanting an arcane phrase...
>whisper meretrix Here's some silver, show squigums a good time
Rezzerected gestures.
His body is surrounded by a dim dancing aura.
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Jakkarra gestures.
Jakkarra's group blurs before your eyes.
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You quietly whisper to Meretrix, "Here's some silver, show squigums a good time."
>give mere 1000
Vatoren joins Jakkarra's group.
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You give Meretrix 1000 coins.
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Jakkarra traces a series of glowing runes while chanting an arcane phrase...
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Jakkarra gestures.
Jakkarra's group blurs before your eyes.
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Hawklorer just left.
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Jakkarra traces a series of glowing runes while chanting an arcane phrase...
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Earthdiver put a white crystal in his black cloak.
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Fanon joins Jakkarra's group.
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Jakkarra gestures.
Jakkarra's group blurs before your eyes.
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Darphin just arrived.
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Fiinifter traces a series of glowing runes while chanting an arcane phrase...
Fiinifter gestures.
A luminescent aura begins to swirl around Fiinifter.
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Jakkarra traces a series of glowing runes while chanting an arcane phrase...
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Jakkarra gestures.
Jakkarra's group blurs before your eyes.
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Fiinifter recites a series of mystical phrases while raising his hands...
Fiinifter gestures.
A layer of thin, shifting stone forms around Fiinifter.
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Gengis joins Jakkarra's group.
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A rolton trots in!
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Rendale just arrived.
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Earthdiver slips a hand to his sleeve, deftly retrieving a massive ruic long bow.

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Rezzerected continues playing his flute.
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Dungath just arrived.
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Dungath just went south.
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Fanon removes a drake dagger from in his dusty black boots.
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Earthdiver swings a massive ruic long bow at a rolton!
AS: +140 vs DS: +48 with AvD: +25 + d100 roll: +75 = +192
... and hits for 81 points of damage!
Shield arm removed at the shoulder!
The rolton bleats loudly as he slumps to the ground and cradles his wounded left foreleg.
The rolton lets out a final agonized bleat and dies.
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Revie just arrived.
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Squigums chuckles.
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Meretrix whispers, "1k. he'll get a hug for that."
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Earthdiver cackles at a rolton!
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Great Lady Magweyne just arrived.
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Momentarily revealing the small sheath hidden underneath his sleeve, Earthdiver deftly sheathes his bow, concealing both it and the sheath once more.
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Great Lady Magweyne just went south.
>flick
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Fanon put a drake dagger in his dusty black boots.
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You make a flicking motion with your hand.
>give mere 1000
You give Meretrix 1000 coins.
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Lord Geremiah just arrived.
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Great Lord Rezzerected strides away moving north.
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A ruffled raven flies in.
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Fanon searches a rolton.
A rolton decays into a pile of fur and bone.
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Meretrix whispers, "Two hugs."
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Aislara blinks at Earthdiver.
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Jakkarra wearily says, "I will cast blurs again."
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Earthdiver put a pink tourmaline in his black cloak.
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Aislara says, "Never seen a bow used in quite that way before."
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Revie just went south.
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Squigums blushes a nice shade of light pink.
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Aislara starts chortling.
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Ardwen just arrived.
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Squigums shrugs.
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Jakkarra wearily says, "One second."
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Darphin just went north.
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Revie just arrived.
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Revie just went north.
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Great Lord Rezzerected just strode in.
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High Lord Ashee just arrived.
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High Lord Ashee just went south.
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Earthdiver hums a seemingly random tune.
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A quartet of burly deputies bursts in, closely followed by the night watchman.

With great ease, the night watchman grabs you and shackles your wrists.

"I have you now! You best come along quietly, or you'll face the consequences," says the night watchman.
The night watchman then drags you off.


Arriving at the jail, the night watchman strips you of your possessions, opens a strong ironbound door and throws you bodily to the darkness within the door. "There thou wilt remain until the judge has words with thee!" he chortles gleefully.

With a dull thud and rattle of keys in a lock, the door closes and locks, leaving you trapped within.

In the distance you hear the night watchman say, "There are clothes on the floor if you want them, but I expect them to be returned. You have two weeks time to clear out of here and collect your belongings. After two weeks I like to clean out the clutter in my office."

[Wehnimer's, Jail Cell]
Dirty walls surround you, and a metal-banded door blocks your only exit. From somewhere in the darkness you can hear the sound of a creature moving about. You also see a pair of fruit-stained trousers and a fruit-stained tunic.
Obvious exits: none

Stanley Burrell
07-30-2006, 09:28 PM
Oh snap.

Snapp
07-30-2006, 09:31 PM
Entrapment!

Fallen
07-30-2006, 09:58 PM
Hahahahahahaha. Awesome!

Meretrix
07-30-2006, 10:19 PM
Wasn't nice of you to tell everyone my secret.

HarmNone
07-30-2006, 10:31 PM
Umm, if you make it that easy for someone to find out what you do as a "sideline", I wouldn't say it's much of a secret...

The Ponzzz
07-30-2006, 10:49 PM
Heh! Classic...

Andrath
07-30-2006, 10:56 PM
Don't they normally take the prostitute also? lmao

Stunseed
07-30-2006, 10:57 PM
Sounds like your type of woman to RP with, Andrath.

Hopefully she's hot IRL!

The Ponzzz
07-30-2006, 11:10 PM
Hah! Nice one Stun.

Suppa Hobbit Mage
07-30-2006, 11:57 PM
edit please

Drew
07-31-2006, 12:43 AM
What did you get charged with?

Kuyuk
07-31-2006, 08:14 AM
endangering public safety

Leetahkin
07-31-2006, 08:33 AM
Haha, poor Squig. I hope he smacked ya upside the head ;)

Kuyuk
07-31-2006, 08:41 AM
He was worse than I was.



K.

TheEschaton
07-31-2006, 09:09 AM
What was the actual crime you commited?

-TheE-