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Apotheosis
07-29-2006, 06:00 PM
so i have a really hot woman who's engaged ready to leave her fiancee for me.
i didn't do anything to incite it except be in the same social scene as her.
please someone advise me. i don't want anything to do with this.
why do I attract the really hot yet really insane women?
Olanan
07-29-2006, 06:05 PM
Shoot her, it'll work out fine.
Is this Robeeeen we're talking about?
Kuyuk
07-29-2006, 06:27 PM
Put it in her butt.
K.
Sean of the Thread
07-29-2006, 06:35 PM
Just tell her you play WoW and she'll laugh at you run off over the horizon. Problem solved.
Or just fuck her then tell her you're gay.
Relax, let her do what she wants.
For all you know she's using you as an excuse to leave her husband.
If you haven't done 'anything' then you're in the clear.
Either way you're probably gonna get the shit kicked out of you.
Ignot
07-29-2006, 07:55 PM
Give her a jelly doughnut, that should send the right message. And no, I dont mean the food...
Latrinsorm
07-29-2006, 09:29 PM
Say "I don't want anything to do with this" to her, *then* shoot her. No mixed messages!
Quit getting played, biotch.
Tell you love her, cant live without her, and want to get married tomorrow. Even do it on one knee. Also tell her you want 8 children and for her not to have to work.
You should hear a loud pop from the air rushing back in to fill the void in the space where she was occupying the very moment before you proclaimed your undying love to her. You might also have to replace your front door too.
Kuyuk
07-30-2006, 12:10 AM
<<You should hear a loud pop from the air rushing back in to fill the void in the space where she was occupying the very moment before you proclaimed your undying love to her. You might also have to replace your front door too.>>
Or you could be fucked for the rest of your life.
K.
Ilvane
07-30-2006, 08:58 AM
LOL..Bad idea Ganalon..he could be stuck forever then.
Angela
Miss X
07-30-2006, 09:09 AM
You could try actually talking to her and telling her you're not interested in her in a romantic sense. Simple yet effective.
Ignot
07-30-2006, 09:22 AM
talking...to ...her? that works? Interesting....
Soulpieced
07-30-2006, 09:33 AM
Bottom line, you probably don't want to get involved with anyone who is willing to leave a fiance(e). If that person is willing to leave someone else, why not you next.
Skeeter
07-30-2006, 10:59 AM
yeah, you're getting the shit kicked out of you.
Make new friends
Warriorbird
07-30-2006, 11:20 AM
"Bottom line, you probably don't want to get involved with anyone who is willing to leave a fiance(e). If that person is willing to leave someone else, why not you next."
I'd like to second this. It's true.
Parkbandit
07-30-2006, 12:52 PM
Bottom line, you probably don't want to get involved with anyone who is willing to leave a fiance(e). If that person is willing to leave someone else, why not you next.
I don't know.. my wife left her fiance for me and we've been happy for 15 years.
zawicki
07-30-2006, 12:53 PM
Well if you did nothing but be in the same area as her...how the fuck would she
1) know who you are
2) know your phone #(she know?)
3) where you live?(she know?)
If the answers to 2 and 3 are "she don't know" - then I'd say fuck it and just minimize any time you might have around her at other "social functions"
RichardCranium
07-30-2006, 12:57 PM
Hit it like a caveman then tell her to kick rocks.
The Ponzzz
07-30-2006, 01:01 PM
I was in this situation sorta, soon after I left my wife with a girl named Sarah sometime in 2004. Basically I dated this girl who had all these weird rules about how to contact her. Went on 3 dates and got a phone call from an angry black man(I assume he was black). Cuz apparently I was screwing around with his fiance! BUT SHE WAS THE WHORE!
Anyways... Don't get involved, you will prolly end up dead. Unless you can fight or own a gun.
Apotheosis
07-30-2006, 01:41 PM
Is this Robeeeen we're talking about?
No.
Put it in her butt.
No.
Just tell her you play WoW and she'll laugh at you run off over the horizon. Problem solved.
Or just fuck her then tell her you're gay.
No. No. (but hilarious)
Tell you love her, cant live without her, and want to get married tomorrow. Even do it on one knee. Also tell her you want 8 children and for her not to have to work.
You should hear a loud pop from the air rushing back in to fill the void in the space where she was occupying the very moment before you proclaimed your undying love to her. You might also have to replace your front door too.
That would have the opposite reaction that you predict.
You could try actually talking to her and telling her you're not interested in her in a romantic sense. Simple yet effective.
Umm, yeah, but that might have a dangerous response. we're dealing with massive instability here.
Well if you did nothing but be in the same area as her...how the fuck would she
1) know who you are
2) know your phone #(she know?)
3) where you live?(she know?)
If the answers to 2 and 3 are "she don't know" - then I'd say fuck it and just minimize any time you might have around her at other "social functions"
We used to know each other back in the highschool days (about 8 years ago).
We just saw each other after so long a little over a month ago, I didn't know she was engaged (no ring, no one told me), and put the moves on her.
The overall bottom line is that I do not want to get in physical fight with someone, but might have to.
You're difinately going to have a problem with the finace.
You might want to skip her and go straight to him to talk it over. Tell him your side.
Apotheosis
07-30-2006, 01:46 PM
I could just ignore the situation entirely. Just wish my social circle wasn't so fucking intertwined. :(
Apathy
07-30-2006, 01:52 PM
If your scared to get in a fight you probably shouldn't fight.
And are you sure you correctly read the signs?
Apotheosis
07-30-2006, 01:55 PM
Yes. The signs are _obvious_, and her girlfriends are all telling me.
And the only reason I am scared is I don't want to fuck someone up beyond the point of no return.
I've been in similar situations... But I can't stand people who cheat. Or people who help people cheat, one way or another. In my experience, I just told the guy that I thought less of him for chasing after someone (me) while he was with someone else and that if he couldn't comport himself honorably and with some thought for the people his actions might hurt (namely, his girlfriend) then he'd better not bother at all because I don't date sluts of any kind.
Apotheosis
07-30-2006, 02:22 PM
I've been in similar situations... But I can't stand people who cheat. Or people who help people cheat, one way or another. In my experience, I just told the guy that I thought less of him for chasing after someone (me) while he was with someone else and that if he couldn't comport himself honorably and with some thought for the people his actions might hurt (namely, his girlfriend) then he'd better not bother at all because I don't date sluts of any kind.
That might work for me.
Latrinsorm
07-30-2006, 02:27 PM
If "I'm not interested in you romantically" is going to set her off, how is "you're a slut" not going to?
Apotheosis
07-30-2006, 02:33 PM
Can I drop the "suicide girl" bomb now, too?
HarmNone
07-30-2006, 02:37 PM
This seems pretty simple to me. If you don't want to be involved with this person, then you don't. It's cut and dried. You wish her well and be on your way. There's no need to be cruel about it, but there's no sense in pussy-footing around, either. That's not going to do you, her, or her fiance any good.
If she's the type to threaten suicide, or even to commit suicide, that's not your problem. That may seem harsh, but there's no way you can make someone commit suicide, and there's no way you can stop someone who's determined from doing so. It's just not your responsibility.
Definitely not your responsibility. Cut her off firmly.
Apotheosis
07-30-2006, 02:57 PM
she's not suicidal, i meant in the pinup/internet model sense... it's her new "hobby".. but ok. i'm pussyfooting around harmnone. you are right.. time to cut the strings.
i just haven't posted anything dramatic lately, so I felt I should.
HarmNone
07-30-2006, 03:01 PM
Hee! A little drama doesn't hurt, I guess; especially, if it means you've decided to remove the barnacle from your backside. :D
Artha
07-30-2006, 03:28 PM
My best advice: Don't.
Daniel
07-30-2006, 04:05 PM
This seems pretty simple to me. If you don't want to be involved with this person, then you don't. It's cut and dried. You wish her well and be on your way.
You've obviously never had to deal with an emotionally unstable female.
True Story:
I was with this girl in HS. She was like 21 and hot as fuck. So, in retrospect that should have clued me off, but neway she started showing up at odd times to be around me. When I told her straight up that shit wasn't cool she started doing things like volunteering at my sisters after school so she'd be doing her hair when I showed up to pick her up.
At that point I told her it was done. Her response? To come hang out with my mom when I was gone. She was actually asleep in my room at 3am when I came home one night. Which is when I really got ugly. Of course, that did nothing. The only thing I could really do was tell her I left for the Army like 3 months before I actually did.
That STILL wasn't the end. About a year later I was still getting calls from her on my cell phone, the last one being from a recruiting station in Kentucky, which is where I went to basic training.
Cut and Dry my ass.
RichardCranium
07-30-2006, 04:11 PM
I dated a chick like that once. Our phone conversations generally went something like this:
Sharon: Hey baby, what're you doing?
Adam: I thought I told you to quit calling me.
Sharon: I miss you though. Don't you miss me?
Adam: No, I fucking hate you.
Sharon: What are you doing later?
Adam: Hot-tub orgy at Brigette's with some of her stripper friends.
Sharon: Will you be at home for awhile?
Adam: I swear to God if you come over here I'll punch you dead in your mouth.
And an hour or so later she'd be knocking on my door at which point I would a.) fuck her silly, or b.) punch her dead in her mouth. It was my own fault, but some chicks really are psycho.
Daniel
07-30-2006, 05:08 PM
You forgot C) Both.
but seriously, she'd try and do that too but I wouldn't even touch the broad after it became clear she was psycho. The last thing I needed was a hole in a condom and a psycho kid.
RichardCranium
07-30-2006, 05:26 PM
What's a condom?
Stanley Burrell
07-30-2006, 08:41 PM
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Stick your penis in her buttocks.
HarmNone
07-30-2006, 09:15 PM
Heh. No, I've never had to try to deal with an unstable woman. However, I have had to deal with a few unstable men...with restraining orders when the need arose.
ElanthianSiren
07-30-2006, 10:20 PM
Ditch or wait for her to grow up. That's the kind of shit people do in high school when not engaged and just "going" together or steady or whatever they call it now.
I wouldn't so much agree with the "once a cheat, always a cheat" thing someone else said cuz people can change, but I doubt very highly that much mindset change occurs when they're doing what this girl is doing (relationship hopping).
I think you should tell her that it's against your morality to wreck engagements and be done with it (regardless how big her rack is). If all else fails -- tell her to fuck off. Let her ruin someone else's ride.
-M
edit: what HN said about the suicide threat. Recommend her to a good therapist who deals with borderline people.
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