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allen
07-27-2006, 08:40 AM
A tubby pure white kitten, comes inside a fragile kitten sack fastened with a row of tiny star-shaped buttons.

5m

Jenisi
07-27-2006, 09:06 AM
I hate you... I want that :( But I'm too cheap to spend 5m on it since I'm saving up for armor.

Olanan
07-27-2006, 09:46 AM
Someone buy it, stab it, alter it with a gaping wound and resell it for 10m because it was altered.

Better yet, aim for the head.

Beguiler
07-27-2006, 09:48 AM
"a tubby white kitten with a gaping axe gash in it's head oozing ichor.."

It'll go for 10 mil easy, maybe more...

Olanan
07-27-2006, 09:56 AM
a tubby once-white kitten covered in bloodstains and brain matter.

>look kitten

I was going to write a long descriptive paragraph on it's uglyness but I don't want to appear as any more of a psycho.

DrZaius
07-27-2006, 11:51 AM
Too late.

On an interesting sidenote, when I was playing DnD last night with some friends (if I can admit to playing gemstone, I shouldn't have a problem with DnD), our Druid baleful polymorphed a medusa into a kitten, and then got pissed at the GM when he lost his powers for 24 hours after charming said kitten, and then smashing it's head into a rock.

allen
07-27-2006, 12:11 PM
I hate you... I want that :( But I'm too cheap to spend 5m on it since I'm saving up for armor.

5m is nothing, the armor can wait. :) Just bring the kitten with you hunting, have it walk around and distract the critters.

allen
07-28-2006, 10:30 AM
Sold, sorry to flood the folder but everything sold last night.