Best Of: One Liners!

[GoingGone]

How about some one liner posts (and let's keep the opinionated or concurring replies to a minimum, I'm sure we'll see some familiar names mentioned in the thread that everyone hates, no need to drive that point home).

Submit your best one-liners you seen or heard in-game recently, of flat out stupid, aggravating, or funny (unintentional, we all know stupid people are funny, even if somewhat aggravating).

Though not in the spirit of what I just said, I'll give an example, though I don't have the log, during an invasion in Platinum, Rahamn made the mistake of using a voiced accent, with a certain word, and didn't realize what it said untill it was too late:

You hear the faint thoughts of Rahamn echo in your mind:
"Orcs are cumming at the gates!"

( disclaimer: Rahamn rocks, that was just the funniest typo I've seen in awhile. I was in tears like "Does he know what he just wrote?" )

Or, since it truly rarely happens that you get to see naughty words slip out in a big crowd, at least for me, during the invasion inside the Thrak Inn the other night, when a new character, I believe it started with an 'S', flat out dropped an: XXXX says, "Shit." , at the sight of some evil shadows. LOL

[ELO]

[OOC]-Dessedemona: "le grandsome roach is so damned fugly the only with stomach yo youch his skinnyass redneck twiglike rather disgusting self ..is exactly that ..himself ...careful grandsome ..like momma said ..do yhis overmuch and you'll sadly go blind"

I'll have to translate this for you guys. It took me about 3 days to do it myself...

[OOC]-Dessedemona: "The Grandsome roach is so damned fugly the only (one) with (the) stomach (t)o (t)ouch his skinny ass, redneck, twiglike, rather disgusting self... is exactly that... himself... careful Grandsome ..like momma said... do (t)his (to) much and you'll, sadly, go blind"

[Gan]

"Fuck You GayMasters!"

by Chadj, sent to all GM's via REPORT after downloading a simple script by Bobmuhthol and running it without verifying what the script did.

[Back]

Ack, this is a geeky gamer one-liner thread? Hmm...

Would you like to see my sword?

[Gan]

Geeky one liners seen/heard in game...

[Back]

Rods are always good for a laugh.

I used to keep a leopard skin in the pocket of my pants. A glance at it would always get a snicker.

[Gan]

Asben [subdued]: "::tenses as cum explodes from my cock::"

[Gan]

Looking for the Fisdan one, but its not in my notes... :(

[Back]

Looking for the Fisdan one, but its not in my notes... :(

The one with that bard chick with the feather boa. Classic.

But you are off-topic. This isn’t “Classic Sexual Flubs on the Amunet”, its pick-up lines.

[HarmNone]

Ummm...Fisdan was not with Ylena when that...erm...incident occurred.

[Back]

No? I could have sworn he was... I defer.

[Snapp]

Gonna have to steal this one from another thread because it made me snort-laugh:

[[OOC]-Arkans] "rubs his hand up and down your shiney pussy harder before giving it two more hard slaps"

[ELO]

Heard after my level 8 wizard killed a titled empath and his level 18 warrior friend who wanted to get involved.

The ghostly voice of Vanglar says, "Well my sorc thats 120 trainings will kill ya ALL."

The ghostly voice of Vanglar says, "Ise turned him into the game master on duty."

Sylandrian says, "No ya gona get it from the game gods."

[ELO]

Oh, these are supposed to be pick up lines?

Opps.

[Gan]

The one with that bard chick with the feather boa. Classic.

But you are off-topic. This isn’t “Classic Sexual Flubs on the Amunet”, its pick-up lines.

Wrong again.



Submit your best one-liners you seen or heard in-game recently, of flat out stupid, aggravating, or funny (unintentional, we all know stupid people are funny, even if somewhat aggravating).

[Back]

Wrong again.

I don’t see blunders anywhere in there. Its pick-ups.

Want to see my sack?

[Bobmuhthol]

One-liner = anything that is 1 line. It isn't specific.

[Alfster]

Come on guys, it's obvious that Backlash needs some new pickup lines which is why he says Elo's one-liners are off topic.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

"Fuck You GayMasters!"

by Chadj, sent to all GM's via REPORT after downloading a simple script by Bobmuhthol and running it without verifying what the script did.

LMAO I laughed for like 5 minutes after reading this.. I can just imagine the on-duty GM looking up to see that.. ahaha!

[Artha]

^ Look up breakgs.cmd

[Gan]

LMAO I laughed for like 5 minutes after reading this.. I can just imagine the on-duty GM looking up to see that.. ahaha!

Its not that the script was a piece of genius, but the fact that Chadj's carelessness in executing it in game without review made it a piece of art.

[DCSL]

Chadj was a good patsy.

[Bobmuhthol]

Start:
put say FUCK YOU GAYMASTERS.
waitfor You say
put report FUCK YOU GAYMASTERS.
goto Start

[Kitsun]

Walked into this one at Briarstone...

Speaking in Elven, Evarin says, "I would enjoy going again if you're up to it after a short rest."

[Sean of the Thread]

[OOC]-Cleara: "i aint thug, i simply fuck thugs"

[Shari]

All this shit is hilarious. But I gotta say, the Chadj thing wins over all.

[Merji]

Walked into this one at Briarstone...

Speaking in Elven, Evarin says, "I would enjoy going again if you're up to it after a short rest."


I am fairly certain, this is taken out of context.. Heheee.. Except of course if this was directed towards Merjinia..


teehee...


*edited because I'm sleepy gal this morning, can't type or spell

[Olanan]

Merjinia R Evarin's whore?

I KNEW IT

[Doughboy]

Somebody is going to make me break out my list of OOC quotes...

[Kainen]

Merjinia R Evarin's whore?

I KNEW IT

Maybe, but you are everyone else's whore :)

[Kainen]

[[OOC]-Rennothin] "Chuck Norris is the father of all humans."
[[OOC]-Tsule] "sans evolution"

ok it's 2 lines but it made me snort coffee thru my nose.

[Olanan]

I don't get the joke.

I am Rennothin's player's friend's brother.

[Olanan]

Somebody is going to make me break out my list of OOC quotes...

Your OOC quotes are hilarious. Do tell.

[Olanan]

TRIPLE POST DOOM

[OOC]-Zimzum: "meat ftw

[Private]-Senja "besides.. I cant get my camera back far enough to get BOTH my boobs in the pic"

[OOC]-Jadah: "I heard a term for women's labia's that hang low...... twantlers" :lol::lol::lol:

[Merji]

Merjinia R Evarin's whore?

I KNEW IT


I'm not so sure WHORE is the correct term here..hmm.

[Olanan]

Sex slave?

I KNEW IT

[Merji]

Sex slave?

I KNEW IT


I find you humerous. :)

[Olanan]

The truth shall..wait.

You're supposed to be embarrased.

[ELO]

SEND[Peregwyn] Try a name that is a little more medieval fantasy and a little less rapper, please.

Dessedemona says, "And i will bring it ."

The ghostly voice of Dessedemona says, "The ass who stole my box just killed me."

[Daig (faint)]: "There are however like eight bards here who want to kill you."
[Daig (faint)]: "I dont know how erotic you find that"
[Daig (faint)]: "If anyone needs any loresinging, just find Grandsome."

SEND[Hadlir] This aggression will not stand, man.

[Leera (faint)]: "Healing minor wounds, not children, at my table. Thank you, Grandsome, for bringing this to my attention."

[GoingGone]

I didn't mean pick-up lines, but if you got funny ones you saw in game, sure, post 'em. I just meant funny shit, mainly the OOC shit that you know a GM raped some newb for (like the fuck you gaymasters one), that wasn't a huge log.

[Gan]

I don’t see blunders anywhere in there. Its pick-ups.

Want to see my sack?

to wit...


I didn't mean pick-up lines, but if you got funny ones you saw in game, sure, post 'em. I just meant funny shit, mainly the OOC shit that you know a GM raped some newb for (like the fuck you gaymasters one), that wasn't a huge log.

therefore...


Wrong again.

[Kainen]

[Private]-Senja "besides.. I cant get my camera back far enough to get BOTH my boobs in the pic"



he forgot to add that I was joking because he asked for boobie pics

[Kainen]

[[OOC]-Rennothin] "...U LIKE IT UP THE TAILPIPE DONTCHA. God damn I think I'm stoned or something."

[The Ponzzz]

I always love when people don't know they are stoned/drunk but havta say that. God I love attention whores...

[TheEschaton]

SEND[Hadlir] This aggression will not stand, man.


Hadlir is my new favorite GM.

The issue here, man, is NOT the chinaman.

-TheE-

[StrayRogue]

I always love when people don't know they are stoned/drunk but havta say that. God I love attention whores...

Yeah, the people who constantly advertise they're fucked (either way) or doing some kind of drug, are just fucking retarded.

[Olanan]

I don't seem to recall that at ALL Kainen.

LIAR

Being tired is my crack, thx.

[MotleyCrew]

Darphin [subdued]: "in the morning when i wake up...
and put on my make up...
i say a lil prayer for you..."

Darphin [subdued]: "wow, that was suppsoed to be private sorries."


Name: Darphin Charach (LOOKING FOR GROUP)
Profession: Tormenter
Race: Dark Elf Gender: Male

[Merzbow]

Evil gothy dark elves need to look their best in the morning too, you know. Don't knock.

[Stanley Burrell]

I like the one when the guys were talking about 50 Cent having mad redux, yo.

And also the one where Bobmuhthol talks about all women being retarded, I think.

[Jahira]

My friends have started to pickup in-game lines and use them in everyday conversation.

A friend of mine who plays Magic: The gathering is in my car with me and a bug hits my windshield to which he instantly says "Man, he must have been a 1/1 flyer."

A different friend who plays WoW gets up from playing Euchre and says "Oh shit I have to get up because I am on a 5 minute cool down and I don't have ______ (insert that rogue skill that removes cooldown) ready yet."

[Stanley Burrell]

A friend of mine who plays Magic: The gathering is in my car with me and a bug hits my windshield to which he instantly says "Man, he must have been a 1/1 flyer."

Don't hate on the Scryb sprites!

I want a pet Scryb sprite right after I obtain my 99/99 unblockable, non-targetable or effected by global spells feral Chow.

[Bobmuhthol]

<<And also the one where Bobmuhthol talks about all women being retarded, I think.>>


And some girls are obsessed with smearing on the make up like its spackling and that can take eons.

Some (most) [all] girls are also retarded.