Hmm .. interesting.

[Des ka]

weird.. (Edited for your convience of course)


>tap my apple
You tap a small apple.


>eat my apple
You take a bite of your small apple.
You have about 3 bites left.


>gobble my apple
I don't think you are supposed to eat that


I will post more funny buggy stuff here later.

[theotherjohn]

Originally posted by Des ka
weird.. (Edited for your convience of course)


>tap my apple
You tap a small apple.


>eat my apple
You take a bite of your small apple.
You have about 3 bites left.


>gobble my apple
I don't think you are supposed to eat that


I will post more funny buggy stuff here later.

I can not wait for you to post the stupid stuff that you do non stop.

for the non idiots. those apples are forage in the small park

[HarmNone]

BUG that, Des Ka. It may have been BUGged already, but it is worth a try. :)

HarmNone

[Des ka]

Hmm..

Heres another one. There used to be some sign under something that was about showgirls in medievil times (Even though they werent called that) was pretty funny. I can't find it though, forgot where it was or they took it out.

---------------

You tap a rusted iron door.

>look door

The door is corroded and pitted but still strong.
There appears to be something written on it.

>read door
Words of the ancients who built this place are carved into the door, almost hidden beneath layers of scale and corrosion. Yet you still can make out:

Speak Well of the Dead
For They Tell No Tale.
Speak Well of Their Shades
That Forever Here Wail
If You Treasure Your Heaven
And Fear Others' Hell
Remember, O Warclaidhm, to Always Speak Well.


>'I see

You say, "I see."
>

>"Door I see, who is the most handsome we shall see?

You ask, "Door I see, who is the most handsome we shall see?"


>'well


Almost before the word leaves your tongue, the rusty door shudders open with a dry squeak. You look around to make sure it is not a hallucination.


Suddenly, you notice the door starting to creak closed, and with a forward lunge, you bolt through the narrowing gap. As soon as you pass the threshhold, the door slams shut again.


[Catacombs, Narrow Corridor]
A solidly constructed, well-maintained passage leads west. The crumbling brick walls have been plastered over with lime to keep them intact and small shelves built into the brick still contain tools and supplies used to dig out the niches for the tombs in the catacombs. You also see a rusted iron door.
Obvious exits: west

>w

[Catacombs, Blank Passage]
The eastern passage opens out into a large, rather barren square room here. Except for the western wall, which seems relatively new, the walls have begun to crumble in places where water has seeped in through the bricks. Picks and other tools lie strewn about the room, obviously unused for quite some time. Some of them have long since turned into unrecognizable piles of rust with partially petrified handles. You also see a broken-down wheelbarrow piled high with construction debris against the western wall and a netting of steel wire that looks as though someone were about to set it into place.
Obvious exits: east

>search

You notice an open vent hole behind the wheelbarrow that is pushed against the west wall.
Roundtime: 3 sec.

>go wheel

That is too full of junk for you to climb into.

>go hole

[Catacombs, Dank Cellar]
A few brown sewer rats dart across the floor and scurry north, in the direction of the odor of spoiled food and ancient cooking grease. In a far bleak corner stands a filthy cot, a heap of dirty laundry piled high at its foot. Anchored into the southern wall is a ladder, which disappears into the total darkness that obscures the vaulted ceiling. You also see a clothes rack with some kind of uniform on it.
Obvious exits: north

>n

[Catacombs, Dank Cellar]
This dank, musty room looks like it was used as a cooking area of some sort, by someone not too concerned with hygiene. Moldy dishes are piled high in a huge wooden tub and the acrid smell of some long-since-burnt animal lingers in the close air. In the northern wall is a large, rectangular opening, and beside it a vertical slot with a chain hanging down. You also see a large wooden counter.
Obvious exits: south

>go open

[Jail, Cramped Box]
You are inside a very dark, smelly, cramped space. There are rusty bolts overhead in the top of the box, and spilled food and other noxious stains are on the floor. Looking around the edge through a gap between the box and the wall, you can see a broken, rusty chain that may have served to move this box vertically when pulled.
Obvious exits: out
(This spot is probably one of the coolest spots I know of)

*Edited for your viewing pleasure.

[Syberus]

It's under the cot.

[Des ka]

Ah, here it is, hehe:

[Catacombs, Dank Cellar]
A few brown sewer rats dart across the floor and scurry north, in the direction of the odor of spoiled food and ancient cooking grease. In a far bleak corner stands a filthy cot, a heap of dirty laundry piled high at its foot. Anchored into the southern wall is a ladder, which disappears into the total darkness that obscures the vaulted ceiling. You also see a clothes rack with some kind of uniform on it.
Obvious exits: north
>tap food
What were you referring to?

>look cot
You see nothing unusual.

>look in cot

There is nothing in there.

>look under cot
Under the filthy cot you see a tattered scroll.

>read scrol

In the Common language, it reads:
Lovely Lasses and Merry Maids of Wehnimer's Landing--For Mature Adults Only!!


get scroll
Ummm, sorry. Adults only!!

You smirk.

[Des ka]

Oh, there's also a way you can get out of jail, apparently.

If your a warrior and know bash, it might be possible to bash down the door in the jail.

I've bashed it for damage though.

Doubt it'll break, would be funny though!

[Des ka]

Sorry this is off topic, but I gotta mention it.

I'm sincerly sorry for all the folks on here I'm not familiar with calling me an asshole/bastard. If someone ripped me off I'd say the same thing.

Before on my other character, Vorthais, he had an even worth reputation than Warclaidhm. He scammed all the time, with mystery stuff.

I made some coin, but it didn't feel right. Many months ago I quit ripping folks off on mystery stuff/etc.

For the one person who posted I ripped him off when I was young, I apologize. If you look me up in game maybe we can do somthing to make up what happened on that event.