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Gan
07-15-2006, 02:02 AM
The title says it all.

http://www.manlaws.com/


discuss.

Edited to add: The videos are hillarious (commercials it seems).


A few of my favorites:

"Man Law: A man shall not don the colors of a championship team lest he has documented proof he wore them prior to the start of the season."

"Man Law: It is always acceptable for a man to cannonball into a swimming pool. Any time. Any circumstances. No exceptions."

Stanley Burrell
07-15-2006, 04:42 AM
There is a lot of truthology in these statements, so says I.

The no fruit in beer law should be more extendable (outdoor seafood/female party of one +, non-bar/dreadfully shit-tasting beer/sophisticated impression when needed/Coronas.)

FinisWolf
07-15-2006, 05:21 AM
Web Site wise, this is a spectacular site.

Finis

Sean
07-15-2006, 01:13 PM
The no fruit in beer law should be more extendable (outdoor seafood/female party of one +, non-bar/dreadfully shit-tasting beer/sophisticated impression when needed/Coronas.)

The only problem I have with a no fruit in beer law is that the increasing popularity of white beers basically requires one to add fruit (orange or lemon) to said white beer.

Gan
07-15-2006, 01:35 PM
I had a white beer with an orange peel/slice in it last week. It still sucked.

Lime/Corona is the only acceptable allowance.

Sean
07-15-2006, 02:25 PM
the fact that you consider corona in any form to be acceptable doesn't say anything good about your taste.

Gan
07-15-2006, 03:14 PM
Corona is one of the two beers that I will drink if the social event calls for beer consumption. I'm not a beer person by nature. I prefer distilled spirits over hops/yeast/barley.

So taste (preference) has nothing to do with selection, taste (sensory) has everything to do with it.

Bobmuhthol
07-15-2006, 03:15 PM
the fact that you consider corona in any form to be acceptable doesn't say anything good about your taste.

^

Androidpk
07-15-2006, 04:08 PM
Oh gee, another stereotypical portrayal of men as beer chugging, sports watching, idiotic neanderthals. :clap:

Stanley Burrell
07-15-2006, 07:10 PM
the fact that you consider corona in any form to be acceptable doesn't say anything good about your taste.

For the seldom drinking I indulge in, I consider Guinness Stout to be a wholesome, tasty beverage, so I really can't comment on the matter aside from making this lame emoticon :(

w00t for typos.

Gan
07-15-2006, 07:49 PM
Beer snobs crack me up.

Someday maybe they'll find something worthy to be a snob about, rather than a beverage that is sold in cans or bottles with twist tops.

:rofl:

Alfster
07-15-2006, 07:58 PM
Oh gee, another stereotypical portrayal of men as beer chugging, sports watching, idiotic neanderthals. :clap:

heh, better than being classified as a metro

Sean
07-16-2006, 12:13 AM
Beer snobs crack me up.

Someday maybe they'll find something worthy to be a snob about, rather than a beverage that is sold in cans or bottles with twist tops.

:rofl:

I hope one day you read this post and see the irony of you trying to call out beer snobs.

Back
07-16-2006, 12:28 AM
I hope one day you read this post and see the irony of you trying to call out beer snobs.

I agree, but if I had posted that it would have had all kinds of people jumping on my case.

Gan
07-16-2006, 12:51 AM
There's not really much to call out. Its rather simple, beer snobs crack me up.

FinisWolf
07-16-2006, 01:30 AM
Snobs do not crack me up, they just get on my nerves.

Finis