Happy Last Full Day of Being 15...

[Latrinsorm]

Bobmuhthol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!

[Back]

He is legal in Europe!

lol!

HBD, dude.

[Alfster]

He is legal in Europe!


You would know that.

Happy birthday man

[Kuyuk]

Happy Birthday Bob.

Are you still engaged to be wed?

K.

[StrayRogue]

Gratz my boy.

[Augie]

:birthday: Bob! :party:

[Asha]

Have a fookin L33t day Mr!

[HarmNone]

Happy Birthday in advance, Bob! I hope it's a great day for you. One's sixteenth birthday is a milestone (well, maybe it's a millstone ;) ). Congratulations! :)

[TheRoseLady]

Happy Birthday Bob!

[Snapp]

:birthday:

[Gan]

Happy Birthday B(oo)b!

What are you expecting for loot this occasion?

[peam]

His girlfriend's going to let him feel a boob. Just one.

[Solkern]

the other one when he turns 21

[Hulkein]

His girlfriend's going to let him feel a boob. Just one.

Hahahaaa

Happy birthday nub.

[Sean of the Thread]

He is almost older than his E-Machine now.

Happy birthday fucker.

[Jolena]

Happy Birthday Alex!

[FinallyDomesticated]

Aww, is Hulkein's avatar girl turning 16, too?

[Bobmuhthol]

omg thank you!

<<What are you expecting for loot this occasion?>>

I've got a new 320GB USB external hard drive sitting on my computer :):):).

+ $120 and a new wallet.

So far.

[Bobmuhthol]

<<Are you still engaged to be wed?>>

Ya.

[Stanley Burrell]

BOB

[HarmNone]

Now! :birthday: , Alex! Have a great day!

[Olanan]

No Where Special]
You also see a group of bums huddled around a fire.
Obvious exits: This way, That way.

A loud yell of, "WAAAAAAAAAAHOOOOOO", echoes in the distance.

Suddenly Alex comes thundering in, driving a banged-up piece of shit!
Alex just arrived.

>look shit
You see what attempts to be a car, though it is hard to notice at first glance. The wheels appear to be made of cardboard.

[Roll result: 456496152 (open d100: -15)
A banged-up piece of shit charges full-speed at a group of bums!
No chance to live! Limbs fly everywhere.

>look
No Where Special]
You also see limbs scattered all over the area, and a frail worn liver splattered on a near-by wall.
Also here: Alex driving a bang-up piece of shit.
Obvious exits: This way, That way.

The banged-up piece of shit turns towards you! You feel a sudden feeling of fright in knowing what will soon happen...

[Roll result: 456496157 (open d100: -8)
A banged-up piece of shit charges full-speed at you!
You attempt to spring out of the way, but a banged-up piece of shit suddenly turns to a loud side-way skid!
"Look Maw! I'm roadkill! HA HA HA!" Mad props to anyone who knows who said this.

It seems you have been pwned, my friend...

You give a mental sigh as you remember you have health insurance.

Alex exclaims," WTFPWNZORATED!!!11!11!!one!1."

A banged-up piece of shit zooms This Way, heading off for more victims.

I hope it's obvious that I'm very bored.

Congrats.

[Asha]

Jim Carrey? MAd props 4 me!?
Yes, it's obvious you're bored.

[Miss X]

Happy Birthday! :)

[Olanan]

Props because that movie is awesome.

I can't fucking walk, stepped on something outside and my foot hurts like hell.

So I get to stay inside and being a complete troll/idiot.

[Hulkein]

Aww, is Hulkein's avatar girl turning 16, too?

She's 25.

[Latrinsorm]

Happy Another Full Day of Being 25...

Hulkein's Avatar Girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:offtopic:

[Bobmuhthol]

lol.

http://68.112.253.181/Images/Permit.jpg

[Olanan]

:help: