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Gan
06-17-2006, 11:22 PM
Linthral picks up a piece of rotting fruit and tosses it right at Foxs! It explodes as it hits Foxs in the face!
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Rocksand squints.
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Katmorie growls ferociously!
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Bisco chuckles.
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Braggalgang picks up a piece of rotting fruit and tosses it right at Foxs! It explodes as it hits Foxs in the face!
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A city official paces about, clearly looking as though he would rather be elsewhere.
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Katmorie picks up a piece of rotting fruit and tosses it right at Foxs! It explodes as it hits Foxs in the face!
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Darcthundar picks up a piece of rotting fruit and tosses it right at Foxs! It explodes as it hits Foxs in the face!
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Linthral picks up a piece of rotting fruit and tosses it right at Foxs! It explodes as it hits Foxs in the face!
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Mytmo picks up a piece of rotting fruit and tosses it right at Foxs! It explodes as it hits Foxs in the face!
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Gaje's group just arrived.
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Gaje's group just went east.
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Dessedemona picks up a piece of rotting fruit and tosses it right at Foxs! It explodes as it hits Foxs in the face!
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Mytmo exclaims, "KERPOW!"
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Darcthundar picks up a piece of rotting fruit and tosses it right at Foxs! It explodes as it hits Foxs in the face!
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Katmorie picks up a piece of rotting fruit and tosses it right at Foxs! It explodes as it hits Foxs in the face!
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Demianna just arrived.
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Linthral picks up a piece of rotting fruit and tosses it right at Foxs! It explodes as it hits Foxs in the face!
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Demianna just went south.
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Braggalgang picks up a piece of rotting fruit and tosses it right at Foxs! It explodes as it hits Foxs in the face!
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Bisco starts chortling.
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Gemleshil just arrived.
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Katmorie picks up a piece of rotting fruit and tosses it right at Foxs! It explodes as it hits Foxs in the face!
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A cloud of dense silvery fog suddenly appears. The fog quickly dissipates to reveal Spaewife.
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Dessedemona picks up a piece of rotting fruit and tosses it right at Foxs! It explodes as it hits Foxs in the face!
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Darcthundar picks up a piece of rotting fruit and tosses it right at Foxs! It explodes as it hits Foxs in the face!
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Linthral picks up a piece of rotting fruit and tosses it right at Foxs! It explodes as it hits Foxs in the face!
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Braggalgang picks up a piece of rotting fruit and tosses it right at Foxs! It explodes as it hits Foxs in the face!
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Kajera just arrived.
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Kajera just went north.
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Katmorie glances at Bisco.
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Dessedemona picks up a piece of rotting fruit and tosses it right at Foxs! It explodes as it hits Foxs in the face!
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Darcthundar picks up a piece of rotting fruit and tosses it right at Foxs! It explodes as it hits Foxs in the face!
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Linthral picks up a piece of rotting fruit and tosses it right at Foxs! It explodes as it hits Foxs in the face!
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Katmorie picks up a piece of rotting fruit and tosses it right at Foxs! It explodes as it hits Foxs in the face!
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Ardwen gives Spaewife a good pinch!
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Gemleshil picks up a piece of rotting fruit and tosses it right at Foxs! It explodes as it hits Foxs in the face!
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The city official says, "Foxs, ANSWER me these questions in order, one at a time, and within two minutes. What is today's day of the week, today's month, and your name?"
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Braggalgang picks up a piece of rotting fruit and tosses it right at Foxs! It explodes as it hits Foxs in the face!
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Linthral picks up a piece of rotting fruit and tosses it right at Foxs! It explodes as it hits Foxs in the face!
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Rocksand smiles strangely and begins to lick the fruit from Fox's tortured limbs.
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Dessedemona picks up a piece of rotting fruit and tosses it right at Foxs! It explodes as it hits Foxs in the face!
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Spaewife takes a bite of her hot buttered popcorn.
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Katmorie picks up a piece of rotting fruit and tosses it right at Foxs! It explodes as it hits Foxs in the face!
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Braggalgang picks up a piece of rotting fruit and tosses it right at Foxs! It explodes as it hits Foxs in the face!
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Foxs answers her question and the city official nods in approval.
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Linthral picks up a piece of rotting fruit and tosses it right at Foxs! It explodes as it hits Foxs in the face!
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Darcthundar picks up a piece of rotting fruit and tosses it right at Foxs! It explodes as it hits Foxs in the face!
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Dessedemona picks up a piece of rotting fruit and tosses it right at Foxs! It explodes as it hits Foxs in the face!
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Iesk just arrived.
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Gemleshil picks up a piece of rotting fruit and tosses it right at Foxs! It explodes as it hits Foxs in the face!
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Katmorie picks up a piece of rotting fruit and tosses it right at Foxs! It explodes as it hits Foxs in the face!
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Spaewife takes a bite of her hot buttered popcorn.
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Foxs answers her question and the city official nods in approval.
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Kashina glances at Rocksand.
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Iesk just went west.
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Spaewife picks up a piece of rotting fruit and tosses it right at Foxs! It explodes as it hits Foxs in the face!
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Dessedemona picks up a piece of rotting fruit and tosses it right at Foxs! It explodes as it hits Foxs in the face!
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A passing bard quips, "True, Mytmo is a bit fruity. I heard he wears pink lacy underwear under his armor."
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Darcthundar picks up a piece of rotting fruit and tosses it right at Foxs! It explodes as it hits Foxs in the face!
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Linthral begins chortling at Spaewife.
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Ghurland coldly asks, "Wooots goins ons heres?"
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Gemleshil picks up a piece of rotting fruit and tosses it right at Foxs! It explodes as it hits Foxs in the face!
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Linthral picks up a piece of rotting fruit and tosses it right at Foxs! It explodes as it hits Foxs in the face!
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Rocksand smacks her lips.
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Katmorie picks up a piece of rotting fruit and tosses it right at Foxs! It explodes as it hits Foxs in the face!
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Foxs answers her question and the city official nods in approval.
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Spaewife picks up a piece of rotting fruit and tosses it right at Foxs! It explodes as it hits Foxs in the face!
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Darcthundar picks up a piece of rotting fruit and tosses it right at Foxs! It explodes as it hits Foxs in the face!
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Dessedemona picks up a piece of rotting fruit and tosses it right at Foxs! It explodes as it hits Foxs in the face!
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Rocksand softly says, "I was hungry."
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Gemleshil says, "Stocks."
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Linthral picks up a piece of rotting fruit and tosses it right at Foxs! It explodes as it hits Foxs in the face!
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Katmorie picks up a piece of rotting fruit and tosses it right at Foxs! It explodes as it hits Foxs in the face!
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Falathar just arrived.
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Kashina picks up a piece of rotting fruit and tosses it right at Foxs! It explodes as it hits Foxs in the face!
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Braggalgang picks up a piece of rotting fruit and tosses it right at Foxs! It explodes as it hits Foxs in the face!
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Dessedemona picks up a piece of rotting fruit and tosses it right at Foxs! It explodes as it hits Foxs in the face!
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Gemleshil picks up a piece of rotting fruit and tosses it right at Foxs! It explodes as it hits Foxs in the face!
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Darcthundar picks up a piece of rotting fruit and tosses it right at Foxs! It explodes as it hits Foxs in the face!
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Spaewife picks up a piece of rotting fruit and tosses it right at Foxs! It explodes as it hits Foxs in the face!
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Lord Wyldin just arrived.
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Lord Wyldin just went south.
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Rocksand giggles at Kashina!
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Linthral picks up a piece of rotting fruit and tosses it right at Foxs! It explodes as it hits Foxs in the face!
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Katmorie picks up a piece of rotting fruit and tosses it right at Foxs! It explodes as it hits Foxs in the face!
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Kashina buries her face in her hands.
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Lord Wyldin just arrived.
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Lord Wyldin just entered the First Elanith bank.
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Dessedemona picks up a piece of rotting fruit and tosses it right at Foxs! It explodes as it hits Foxs in the face!
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Darcthundar picks up a piece of rotting fruit and tosses it right at Foxs! It explodes as it hits Foxs in the face!
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Braggalgang picks up a piece of rotting fruit and tosses it right at Foxs! It explodes as it hits Foxs in the face!
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Lord Wyldin just arrived.
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Lord Wyldin just went north.
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Linthral picks up a piece of rotting fruit and tosses it right at Foxs! It explodes as it hits Foxs in the face!
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Spaewife picks up a piece of rotting fruit and tosses it right at Foxs! It explodes as it hits Foxs in the face!
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Rocksand laughs!
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Katmorie picks up a piece of rotting fruit and tosses it right at Foxs! It explodes as it hits Foxs in the face!
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Gemleshil picks up a piece of rotting fruit and tosses it right at Foxs! It explodes as it hits Foxs in the face!
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Ressa just arrived.
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Darcthundar picks up a piece of rotting fruit and tosses it right at Foxs! It explodes as it hits Foxs in the face!
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Great Lady Rocksand just went east.
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Dessedemona picks up a piece of rotting fruit and tosses it right at Foxs! It explodes as it hits Foxs in the face!
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Katmorie growls ferociously!
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Braggalgang picks up a piece of rotting fruit and tosses it right at Foxs! It explodes as it hits Foxs in the face!
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Falathar put an emerald green vultite handaxe in his leather cloak.
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Linthral picks up a piece of rotting fruit and tosses it right at Foxs! It explodes as it hits Foxs in the face!
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Gemleshil picks up a piece of rotting fruit and tosses it right at Foxs! It explodes as it hits Foxs in the face!
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Mytmo exclaims, "Where's that bard?!"
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Katmorie picks up a piece of rotting fruit and tosses it right at Foxs! It explodes as it hits Foxs in the face!
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Azuraa just arrived.
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Dessedemona picks up a piece of rotting fruit and tosses it right at Foxs! It explodes as it hits Foxs in the face!
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Darcthundar picks up a piece of rotting fruit and tosses it right at Foxs! It explodes as it hits Foxs in the face!
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Braggalgang picks up a piece of rotting fruit and tosses it right at Foxs! It explodes as it hits Foxs in the face!
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Linthral picks up a piece of rotting fruit and tosses it right at Foxs! It explodes as it hits Foxs in the face!
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Katmorie hangs her head.
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Speaking softly to Spaewife, Foxs says, "Throw again.. and you'll die... again."
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Dessedemona picks up a piece of rotting fruit and tosses it right at Foxs! It explodes as it hits Foxs in the face!
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Darcthundar picks up a piece of rotting fruit and tosses it right at Foxs! It explodes as it hits Foxs in the face!
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Radhanath just arrived.
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Mytmo picks up a piece of rotting fruit and tosses it right at Foxs! It explodes as it hits Foxs in the face!
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Radhanath just went east.
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Azuraa just went north.
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Braggalgang picks up a piece of rotting fruit and tosses it right at Foxs! It explodes as it hits Foxs in the face!
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Linthral picks up a piece of rotting fruit and tosses it right at Foxs! It explodes as it hits Foxs in the face!
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Azuraa just arrived.
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Gemleshil picks up a piece of rotting fruit and tosses it right at Foxs! It explodes as it hits Foxs in the face!
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Azuraa just went west.
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Mytmo exclaims, "KERPOW!"
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Mordsithpawns mutters mobmentality.
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Azuraa just arrived.
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Ardwen glances at Foxs.
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Ressa just went east.
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Darcthundar picks up a piece of rotting fruit and tosses it right at Foxs! It explodes as it hits Foxs in the face!
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A dark-haired half-elven priestess wanders in, moving slowly.
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Mordsithpawns just went south.
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Braggalgang picks up a piece of rotting fruit and tosses it right at Foxs! It explodes as it hits Foxs in the face!
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Speaking softly to Spaewife, Foxs says, "I won't even have to be around when it happens."
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Spaewife picks up a piece of rotting fruit and tosses it right at Foxs! It explodes as it hits Foxs in the face!
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Jennahealia just went north.
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Darcthundar picks up a piece of rotting fruit and tosses it right at Foxs! It explodes as it hits Foxs in the face!
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Sinnuh just arrived.
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Ressa just arrived.
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Katmorie picks up a piece of rotting fruit and tosses it right at Foxs! It explodes as it hits Foxs in the face!
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Sinnuh just went east.
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Kashina slings a silver-banded mistwood longbow off from over her shoulder.
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Ressa just went south.
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Speaking to Spaewife, Gemleshil says, "You got a right to throw all you want."
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Proximul just arrived.
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Proximul just entered the First Elanith bank.
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Missoni just arrived.
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Missoni just went south.
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Kashina points her mistwood longbow at Spaewife.
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Kashina slings a silver-banded mistwood longbow over her shoulder.
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Speaking softly to Spaewife, Foxs says, "And you of all people know that to be truth. Now don't you."
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Gan
06-17-2006, 11:22 PM
That was the 60 seconds I happen to stop and watch, I'm gathering it had been going on since before I happened to stop by.

:rofl:

DCSL
06-17-2006, 11:25 PM
Foxs has only herself to blame that she's such a huge target.

Gan
06-17-2006, 11:31 PM
The city official says, "Never you mind about those questions, Foxs. It seems your time is up."
The city official says, "Well, Foxs, I hope you've learned your lesson now. You may go." With that, the official walks over to Foxs and sets her free.
The city official mutters something under his breath as two burly assistants come in and drag the set of wooden stocks and the basket away.
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Suddenly, a large group of cudgel-waving townsmen come barreling in. They grab Foxs tightly, lest she might escape.
A city official drags in a makeshift gallows that looks rather rickety. Behind the official come two burly townsfolk, hauling a large vat of steaming tar. They drag the vat over next to the gallows.
Suddenly, the townsmen holding Foxs throw her roughly to the ground. They quickly tie her arms and legstogether with stout rope, and string her up on the gallows by her feet.
The city official leaps up on the gallows and checks Foxs's bonds. Satisfied that they are tight, he leaps down and signals the gathering crowd that they may begin. The townsmen begin to laugh and heckle you as they approach the vat of hot tar!

Gan
06-17-2006, 11:37 PM
A town official suddenly jumps in front of the crowd. "That's enough now," he says. "If Foxs hasn't learned her lesson now, she never will. Bring out the feathers!". A number of townsfolk bring in some large sacks of goose feathers, and dump them all over Foxs!
The town official looks at Foxs and says, "You aren't welcome in this town any more, troublemaker. We'll make sure you get out of town, and don't come back anytime soon, unless you want more trouble!"
With that, the official raises a nasty looking club and brings it down hard atop Foxs's head, knocking her unconscious! They then untie the limp Foxs and drag her off.

Gan
06-17-2006, 11:44 PM
And the conclusion after she was jumped again in front of the bank...

Two burly guards grab Foxs's body and haul it atop the gallows. One of the guards gets a piece of rope and fashions a noose, which he then slips through an iron ring set into the top beam of the gallows. Slipping the noose around Foxs's neck, he ties the other free end to a similar ring set into a brace beam.

A soft looking town official steps forward and says, "Foxs, you have been found guilty of a number of crimes in our fine city. To demonstrate that your actions are intolerable, and your kind are not welcome here, you will hang for your crimes. Though no doubt a cleric will come to your service, know that you are no longer welcome here. If you've anything to say before sentence is carried out, say it now."

Foxs recites softly:
"... I'm going to enjoy destorying this town."

A soft looking town official says, "Very well. Let the sentence be carried out." The official nods to a burly guard, who reaches for a rope that is attached to the gallows' false floor.

A burly guard pulls hard on a rope that is attached to the gallows' false floor. The false floor drops away, and Foxs falls quickly through it. Just before the fall comes to an end, you see Foxs's neck snap like a twig!
Foxs's body sways back and forth for a bit.
* Foxs drops dead at your feet!
The powerful look leaves Foxs.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Foxs.
The bright luminescence fades from around Foxs.
The deep blue glow leaves Foxs.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Foxs.
The light blue glow leaves Foxs.

The town official looks at Foxs's corpse, unties it from the gallows, and drags Foxs off.

Kuyuk
06-18-2006, 12:21 AM
hahaha.


I'd hate to be Foxs on one hand, but it'd be interesting to RP.


K.

Sean of the Thread
06-18-2006, 12:23 AM
I saw Dessedemona, foxs, and rocksand all in the first 1/8 of the snippet.. thus I ignored the rest.

Latrinsorm
06-18-2006, 12:39 AM
Mordsithpawns mutters mobmentality.:violin:

I don't understand why Foxs continues coming back to the Landing.

Stanley Burrell
06-18-2006, 12:54 AM
Is this at all similar to a Foxye?

I forgot about the Landing :embarrassed:

mgoddess
06-18-2006, 01:19 AM
Foxs recites softly:
"... I'm going to enjoy destorying this town."


Destorying the town....I wonder how the heck she's gonna do that?

FinisWolf
06-18-2006, 01:21 AM
The townsmen begin to laugh and heckle you as they approach the vat of hot tar!

Either this is a typo that needs fixed, or Ganalon is Foxs. :rofl:

Finis

FinisWolf
06-18-2006, 01:23 AM
Destorying the town....I wonder how the heck she's gonna do that?

She's the extra uberness of uber ... easy for someone of that stature ... of course thats only in her/his fantasy world.

Finis

Gan
06-18-2006, 02:27 AM
Either this is a typo that needs fixed, or Ganalon is Foxs. :rofl:

Finis

Ewww! Blasphemy!

That was straight up copy/paste so its a SIMU typo as I was in my wizard observing the whole debacle.

Stanley Burrell
06-18-2006, 02:27 AM
Either this is a typo that needs fixed, or Ganalon is Foxs. :rofl:


The townsmen, nearby good housewife and infamous passerby hit up Helga's and the herbalists without any form of reservedness before commencing in tar-downs.

Snapp
06-18-2006, 08:33 AM
I'd hate to be Foxs on one hand, but it'd be interesting to RP.

It would be if she actually RP'd. Granted, I haven't interacted with her for a year or two now, but she was OOC a good deal when I did.

SpunGirl
06-18-2006, 11:34 AM
Agree with Snapp here. RP doesn't really figure into her whole thing.

-K

Olanan
06-18-2006, 11:39 AM
Dude, yesterday was the best day ever.

My gnome made...like, 180k, two 4x crossbows and 30k more from donations for his stuff. I don't have any silver :(

And top it all off, get to watch the psychobitch die and be tortured.

Doughboy
06-18-2006, 12:22 PM
She tried last night....the key word is tried. Still OOC a good bit talking about the "gods" watching and saying it's ok for her to kill somebody, yadda yadda yadda...I wanted to kill her and be all Smite me, oh mighty smiter!

Shari
06-18-2006, 12:42 PM
You shoulda done it, I would have had your back, bro.




Everytime Foxs dies, an angel gets its wings.

Kainen
06-18-2006, 12:56 PM
Dude, yesterday was the best day ever.

My gnome made...like, 180k, two 4x crossbows and 30k more from donations for his stuff. I don't have any silver :(

And top it all off, get to watch the psychobitch die and be tortured.

HAHAHA it was YOUR gnome I was trying to give the socks to? That's hilarious.

Olanan
06-18-2006, 02:25 PM
He knows you could barely resist it. :smug: