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Methais
06-07-2006, 03:19 PM
http://go.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=12425024&src=rss/oddlyEnoughNews

Lioness in zoo kills man who invoked God
Mon Jun 5, 2006 08:31 AM ET

KIEV (Reuters) - A man shouting that God would keep him safe was mauled to death by a lioness in Kiev zoo after he crept into the animal's enclosure, a zoo official said on Monday.

"The man shouted 'God will save me, if he exists', lowered himself by a rope into the enclosure, took his shoes off and went up to the lions," the official said.

"A lioness went straight for him, knocked him down and severed his carotid artery."

The incident, Sunday evening when the zoo was packed with visitors, was the first of its kind at the attraction. Lions and tigers are kept in an "animal island" protected by thick concrete blocks.
Czeska
06-07-2006, 03:23 PM
Any god I believe in was looking down at that man saying... "Yeesh. Moron."
Skeeter
06-07-2006, 03:30 PM
his belief clearly wasn't strong enough
Drew
06-07-2006, 03:44 PM
Matthew 4:7

Jesus answered him, "It is also written: 'Do not put the Lord your God to the test.'
Tromp
06-07-2006, 03:55 PM
Matthew 4:7

Jesus answered him, "It is also written: 'Do not put the Lord your God to the test.'

Yeah if I was writing the Bible i'd put that indemnification clause in there as well. Pretty much a catch all.
Methais
06-07-2006, 04:13 PM
Matthew 4:7

Jesus answered him, "It is also written: 'Do not put the Lord your God to the test.'

I can shoot lasers out of my eyes. But do not put me to the test.
Czeska
06-07-2006, 04:14 PM
That's not god, that's Cyclops.
Hulkein
06-07-2006, 04:30 PM
Oh ye of little faith.
CrystalTears
06-07-2006, 04:38 PM
Heh, saw this article the other day too. God or no God, the guy is still an idiot.
DeV
06-07-2006, 04:39 PM
He tested God and now he's dead meat.
Artha
06-07-2006, 04:48 PM
http://img489.imageshack.us/img489/1776/wiygn1og.jpg
Drew
06-07-2006, 05:17 PM
Yeah if I was writing the Bible i'd put that indemnification clause in there as well. Pretty much a catch all.


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Drew
06-07-2006, 05:18 PM
But seriously I don't get people who think God is or should be their personal genie.
Sean of the Thread
06-07-2006, 05:19 PM
GOD WILL SAVE MY NUTS!

Seriously. He better. I hope.
Stanley Burrell
06-09-2006, 03:40 AM
He was definitely saved, from a philosophical standpoint.
Caiylania
06-09-2006, 05:51 AM
Maybe the lioness had just prayed,"God, this zoo food sucks, give me some fresh meat!"

If I was God, I'd help the lion, too!