View Full Version : MICHIKO = MEGASLUT EXTREME
Drew2
10-24-2003, 12:59 AM
[Michiko's Home]
A parquet polished oak floor spreads across this room into surrounding walls of textured green silk. An elven enruned oak fireplace, a wood-carved Elanthian map hanging above it, stands guard over the tremendous satin covered featherbed and finely carved oaken table that rest upon an ancient leaf green sylvan rug covering the floor. A mild scent of deep forest fills the air. You also see a green silk-curtained window, a green silk upholstered chair and an elegant oak door.
Also here: Great Lord Whirlin who is lying on the featherbed, Lady Michiko who is lying on the featherbed.
Obvious exits: none
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
HURL!!
Then Whirlin sends me thoughts about him being naked on top of her, so I only saw his naked body or something.
He's wrong, though. He's halfling, she's Half-Sylvan. He can only cover like a quarter of her at a time. ROFL.
I wonder how they -- nevermind.
MEGASLUT.
Michiko is short (there's no 'very short' option, or I would have taken it) and Whirlin is taller than average. It's... shall we say... doable. :saint:
And we're only doing it to rile you, anyway.
Edaarin
10-24-2003, 01:01 AM
...too easy.
Soulpieced
10-24-2003, 01:02 AM
I love the title of the thread, that's all I'll say.
Originally posted by Soulpieced
I love the title of the thread, that's all I'll say.
Do you, super dad-in-law? I'm glad.
Soulpieced
10-24-2003, 01:04 AM
Soulpieced has no known relatives in Gemstone.
Edaarin
10-24-2003, 01:05 AM
You can ignore all the hugs I send to my super dad all you want, it'll still be your reality.
yawn-pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp[pppppppppp[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[
Good, I got the crumb out between the p and [ keys.
if edaarin is michiko's super husband and shes my super grandma in law does that make soupie my super great grand dad?
Betheny
10-24-2003, 03:53 AM
Wow, cybersex makes you cool.
hey now now it is cool when was the last time you watched a P and a C go at it!
Okay, I'd just like to note that we were NOT having cybersex. I think it's stupid. So thank you all for jumping to conclusions.
What we do, is every night before we log off, we lie on the bed and tell each other to sleep well and stuff like that. -not- have sex.
Suppa Hobbit Mage
10-24-2003, 09:05 AM
WARN EVERYONE HARASSMENT
Originally posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage
WARN EVERYONE HARASSMENT
WTM ---> Woman turned man? :lol:
Suppa Hobbit Mage
10-24-2003, 09:20 AM
Do we really wanna go there?
Urhm... I don't want to be killed, so no.
....Did you guys ever finish those "repairs" on North Gate?
Lord Whirlin
10-24-2003, 10:21 AM
Tayre is a dirty peeking sylvan virgin!
STOP POSTING AND LET THIS THREAD DIE.
kthnxbai.
Suppa Hobbit Mage
10-24-2003, 10:49 AM
Originally posted by GS3 Michiko
Urhm... I don't want to be killed, so no.
....Did you guys ever finish those "repairs" on North Gate?
Hey now, you got me all wrong! Edaarin has been spreading lies and rumors that I'm a hot head about and it just isn't true!
Edaarin, I'm going to kill you for that!
Betheny
10-24-2003, 11:24 AM
SHE'S EMBARASSED!
haha. home locates can be turned off, no?
HarmNone
10-24-2003, 11:36 AM
You used to be able to set your home so that locates were impossible and familiars could not get in. If I remember right, it was a toggle: Home privacy locate/home privacy familiar. That's reaching back quite aways, but it was something like that.
HarmNone ponders her fading memory :D
See, we never -DO- anything, which is why I've never bothered turning the locate/familiar thing off. No one usually locates me, so I didn't have a problem.
...THEN TAYRE CAME FROM MULE. Now, the locate/familiar thing is off, so he can't post stuff like this any more. ^^;;
Betheny
10-24-2003, 11:54 AM
We can always look back on this, an dtry to locate you, and not be able to -- and know what you're doing, missy.
....
I hate you, Tayre. Die.
Suppa Hobbit Mage
10-24-2003, 12:55 PM
Originally posted by GS3 Michiko
See, we never -DO- anything
Is this why you have two husbands? Edaarin fulfills a certain need maybe?
Edaarin, my respect for you increases, you super hubby.
Hah, Edaarin the twenty-minute-man? I think not.
Edaarin
10-24-2003, 01:07 PM
Don't make me start a poll on this.
Aren't you supposed to be at the library or something? Shoo!
Just Lurking
10-24-2003, 02:29 PM
Originally posted by GS3 Michiko
Hah, Edaarin the twenty-minute-man? I think not.
:?:
Twenty minutes is a bad thing? That's pretty good IMO. I mean for a husband and all.
:D
Jolena
10-24-2003, 02:33 PM
Heh, all I can say is that Tayre has been known in the past for locating someone then posting them in their house with their significant other.. I am thinking maybe some jealousy lurks but maybe it's just me. *ducks* Love you Tayre! *waves a sock menacingly at him just in case*
(Edited to add: Oh.. and Michi? How do you know Edaarin is a 20 minute man hmm? *snickers and hides, giggling*)
[Edited on 10-24-2003 by Jolena]
Just Lurking
10-24-2003, 02:37 PM
Heh, it's called voyeurism...
Suppa Hobbit Mage
10-24-2003, 03:17 PM
Edaarin, I think your bonds of matrimony are weakening. You should put in your 20 minutes like a dutiful husband.
Originally posted by Just Lurking
Originally posted by GS3 Michiko
Hah, Edaarin the twenty-minute-man? I think not.
:?:
Twenty minutes is a bad thing? That's pretty good IMO. I mean for a husband and all.
:D
Twenty minutes? Kick 'em to the curb!
Vesi polishing her boots
Moist Happenings
10-24-2003, 04:34 PM
You know, I don't see what all this "they were cybering" talk is about. Everyone knows that Whirlin and Michiko are married. Therefore one can assume that Michiko never puts out at all. That and I hear Whirlin has erectile dysfunction. That's why Michiko cheats on him with me.
WARN NEFF GODLINESS
[Edited on 10-24-2003 by Neff]
Suppa Hobbit Mage
10-24-2003, 04:36 PM
Um... ouch?
We talking IRL or in game, Neffy-poo? :saint:
Moist Happenings
10-24-2003, 05:23 PM
You wish IRL. No woman is worth a 4 hour drive. You drive up HERE and bake cookies and we'll talk.
Soulpieced
10-24-2003, 05:39 PM
Neff = Hilarious
Jolena
10-24-2003, 07:53 PM
Heh.. no comment.
Betheny
10-24-2003, 09:26 PM
Where the hell did Atheana go, anyway?
why waste your time with cookies make her work... pie or something
Artha
10-25-2003, 09:40 AM
Where the hell did Atheana go, anyway?
Maybe she quit posting, like she said she would.
Soulpieced
10-25-2003, 11:01 AM
The thread actually isn't about her. I'd be surprised if she posted on something in which she wasn't the center of attention.
Trinitis
10-25-2003, 12:07 PM
Hey, what food kills a womans sex drive the fastest?
-Adredrin
Wedding Cake :D
GS4Gurl
10-25-2003, 12:07 PM
Originally posted by Maimara
Where the hell did Atheana go, anyway?
Heh so much to say...
Take a gander at the "Here!" thread in the Off Topic folder.
Trinitis
10-25-2003, 12:10 PM
::hijacks the thread for a moment just to say... ::
Michiko, take me again :D
-Adredrin
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