Stupid things to admit

[Things2Come]

So... share with us all the stupid things you're not afraid to admit.

I'll start by sharing that I just dumped a glass of lemonade on my laptop, and now I have to plug in an external mouse and keyboard or my laptop freaks out and just starts putting in random letters or spaces... nonstop.

So I unplugged the laptop keyboard and I guess I'll have to leave it out overnight and hope that it'll fix itself.

I'm sad and not happy about how stupid I was to sit the glass right next to my laptop.... and it's not the first time either, you'd think I'd learn the first time.

I need a shirt with an arrow pointing up saying, I'm with stupid.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Before my boyfriend was my boyfriend, he burned a pizza while on the phone with me and I teased him for it. Then a few weeks later I was chattering on the phone with my friend and I ruined a lasagna. It was like.. a pancake. Of greasy lasagna. So I had to go back and tell him that I was sorry.. and I was wrong. Heh!

Another stupid thing to admit is that I make outfits out of newspaper. Seriously. One time I was bored and I made an Airline Stewardess outfit to wear when my boyfriend got home. Whenever he tried to kiss me or grab me, I'd sternly ask him to please return to his seat as quickly as possible as we are experiencing in flight turbulence.

Yes.. I am very very weird.

*flees*

[Stanley Burrell]

I'm a registered republican...

Yeeaargh.

[Bobmuhthol]

I lost my notebook in school and I don't remember exactly what was written in it, but at least 100 pages were humiliating in that I write some of the stupidest shit on paper when I'm in classes. I also had like 3/4 of a page for a discussion in my health class detailing how I feel about sex as a means to improve self-worth.

[Asha]

Everytime Livin on a prayer comes on when I'm out with friends, I'm the first one to the mosh pit. :(

[peam]

I've played Gemstone for a very, very long time and have never had a character over level 37.

I killed a kitten, on accident, once.

I can cook like a woman.

[Stanley Burrell]

I can cook like a woman.

All the real chefs are dudes anyhoo.

[Czeska]

Everytime Livin on a prayer comes on when I'm out with friends, I'm the first one to the mosh pit. :(


I hate that song since I totalled my car when it was on the radio.

[Warriorbird]

I missed my own exit driving back to my house this morning and drove to work.

[Leetahkin]

I still sometimes feel the need to push up eyeglasses that haven't been there in a few years.

[Kainen]

I like to sing as loud as I can sometimes to piss my son off while he's playing video games.

Once at work when I had a burgaler alarm come in.. I called the wrong law enforcement agency to respond.. twice. (talk about embarassing.. the right one to call is always on the card)

I fold origami cranes out of mint gum wrappers. (they smell good)

[Czeska]

My best friend and I used to use the same fake name with guys we were ditching in bars.
The same guys.
In the same bars.
At the same time.



And it still worked.

[Gan]

I know all the words to:
"Its raining men" by the weather girls. And can do a pretty impressive Tu Wong Fu impression while singing it.

:(

[Augie]

I know the entire dialogue from Grease from end to end.

[Czeska]

I used to be able to do that with Eddie and the Cruisers.

[Asha]

I sometimes watch Purple Rain when there's nobody home.

[Stumper]

With no cavities and no visits to the dentist since 1996, I haven't bushed my teeth since 1999 on my wedding day.

[Soulpieced]

My favorite movie is Van Wilder.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I haven't changed my contacts for two months. Actually.. I haven't taken out my contacts for two months.

[Daniel]

That's pretty gross

[Stunseed]

< My favorite movie is Van Wilder. >

I admit that Van Wilder is also my favorite movie.

[Snapp]

With no cavities and no visits to the dentist since 1996, I haven't bushed my teeth since 1999 on my wedding day.
Please say that's a joke. :weird:

[Asha]

My favorite movie is Van Wilder.
''Oh god I'm bleeding!!!''
Best liine in the film when the poor dude is shitting himself on the bin.

[Stunseed]

Taj....No COCKPUMP.

[Asha]

:rofl:

[Soulpieced]

"It's a good day to die McDougal". Unfortunately, the actor who played him (McDougal) died I believe on Monday or Sunday.

[Chelle]

I like to watch Little House on the Prairie.

[B2]

While writing out the date on the busser's envelope for tipout tonight, instead of Tuesday, I wrote Tilamaires.

This is not the first time I've done it.

[FinallyDomesticated]

A. I feel sorry for Stumper's spouse because Stumper's mouth sounds like a great scientific experiment waiting to happen.

B. Okay, I admit it. I think Drew Carey is kinda cute.

C. I'm a southern woman who has no clue how to make sweet tea.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

When I get very very angry, I start making espresso drinks. O_o

[Wezas]

I listen to Country

Regularly

[Czeska]

I lie to my mother on an almost-daily basis.

[Stanley Burrell]

I sometimes find Soulpieced somewhat amusing :'(

[DeV]

I watch the Golden Girls every chance I can get.

[Daniel]

Gah stop it. All of you

[Czeska]

When I was very young, I once stole a packet of kool-aid just to see if I could get away with it.

[Marl]

It was hot as hell the other day, and I was working in the yard, all of a sudden I got one of those seriously itchy assholes...Not just a normal adjust the pants underwear ones but a dig in and scratch it one. Well being a hot day and all with the sweat and funk building, you know ya have to find something and wash your hand quick! Well I went back to working in the yard(here comes the stupid part) and decided to wipe the sweat off my face with my hand. OMG it took forever to get the smell off .

[Asha]

You got 'chefs-arse'. rofl

[Marl]

And the stink palm!

[Gan]

That has to be the first self inflicted 'dirty-sanchez' case I've heard of to date.

:lol:

[Augie]

I'm a complete klutz at times and find bruises on me all the time that I have no clue where they came from.

[CrystalTears]

Just when I thought the thread couldn't get any lower. Thanks Marluxian. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v412/Jemah/smilies/bolt.gif

[Merji]

About once a month I will drive to Dairy Queen (alone) and buy some sort of sinfull chocolate icecream treat. I will park a block away from my house and eat it all..so that I don't have to share it with my kids.

[DeV]

That has to be the first self inflicted 'dirty-sanchez' case I've heard of to date.

:lol::rofl: And a big fat eww to boot.

[Czeska]

Second on the ew.

[Miss X]

Saturday night I was very drunk and sent a text message to my distant ex boyfriend saying "wow I hope you're not still alive."

I was then seriously BURNT by his reply "Who is this?" the next day. Fuck him, fucking deleting my number! Ass!

[Asha]

Poor wtfpwned Vic.
Being drunk usually guarantees Ex- related horror.

[Snapp]

I really like Mandy Moore for her acting and singing. :(

[Miss X]

OMG I have that "Crush on you" song on a CD in my car.

[CrystalTears]

Er.. I know the words to Ice Ice Baby and can't help singing them when I hear the song. :whistle:

[Sean of the Thread]

I admit that I like this thread.

[Marl]

Just when I thought the thread couldn't get any lower. Thanks Marluxian. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v412/Jemah/smilies/bolt.gif

I am here to please ;)

[Celephais]

Sometimes I get the urge to sing the theme song to Chip'N'Dale Rescue Rangers. ... sometimes, some crimes...

[Marl]

I do the same with Duck Tales

[Wezas]

I had a MacGyver ring tone on my last phone. And will likely put it on my new phone.

[Jorddyn]

I hid in the bathroom and cried at work today.

Then put on my mean face and came out yelling instead of crying.

Jorddyn

Edited to add: I also eat Neopolitan Ice Cream straight from the container. Unrelated, yet still embarrassing.

[DCSL]

I know all the words to Baby Got Back. Every last one. And sometimes I don't feel the need to wait for the song to come on randomly for me to sing it.

[Luccidity]

my dogs help me eat my cereal - I feed them with my spoon & I share ice cream cones with them.

I often use these words while typing correspondence at work: ya's, ye, dos,dis, and very often use apostrophes were they shouldn't be!

[Asha]

my dogs help me eat my cereal - I feed them with my spoon & I share ice cream cones with them.
That is utterly disgusting.

[Jorddyn]

I often use these words while typing correspondence at work: ya's, ye, dos,dis, and very often use apostrophes were they shouldn't be!

I've signed at least one work e-mail as "Jorddyn".

Jorddyn

[El Burro]

You have issues with butt licking dogs licking your icecream?

Yeah really nasty :lol:

[Augie]

I've sent out professional emails with the wrong signature on them. I have a sig for myself and one for Augie and I've sent them out with the Augie one before.

Makes me wonder if people are like who the hell is Augie? heehee.

[Daniel]

Some of you poeple seriously need help

[Stumper]

Don't see what the issue is. My breath don't stink and I certainly don't apply my lips to anyone else. No sense in abusing them with a toothbrush a few times each day and maybe causing damage.

[Czeska]

I forgot I'd played with ring tones, and when my phone rang earlier today, I realized...

It was "Brass Monkey" by The Beastie Boys

[Kainen]

I like to watch Xena every morning at work.

My neighbor (who's been living upstairs from me for about a year) locked himself out and was climbing in a window on a ladder when I looked out my back door and said "who are you and what do you think you are doing?" Then I remembered he was my neighbor.

[Jolena]

James and I occassionally wait until the kids are sleeping, then he sneaks out and gets us a cheesecake that we eat while they are passed out to avoid sharing it. So, don't feel bad Merjinia. They do get some the next night, but still..yah.