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Tisket
05-25-2006, 03:33 PM
It's a damn good thing that I don't live in a 3rd world country. I kept starving my family to death:

http://www.3rdworldfarmer.com/index_content.html
Stanley Burrell
05-25-2006, 03:51 PM
Some motherfucking cleptos stole my chickens.

I HAD FOUR. FOUR CHICKENS! NOW I HAVE ZERO. ZERO CHICKENS!

Le sigh.

Stanley Burrell.
Hips
05-25-2006, 04:06 PM
Wow, I suck. The best I could do was 30~ rounds or so.
Tisket
05-25-2006, 04:09 PM
Stupid simulation won't let you sell your children to buy crops...what's up with that.
Some Rogue
05-25-2006, 04:12 PM
52 rounds on the first try....thought it was funny that everytime my wife died, a new family was right there willing to pay me to take their daughter as a new wife. :lol:
Tisket
05-25-2006, 04:16 PM
Some motherfucking cleptos stole my chickens.

I HAD FOUR. FOUR CHICKENS! NOW I HAVE ZERO. ZERO CHICKENS!

Le sigh.

Stanley Burrell.

Yes, the buy a chicken button should be labeled "Throw away $25".
Skeeter
05-25-2006, 04:22 PM
motherfucking drought
DeV
05-25-2006, 04:24 PM
Yes, the buy a chicken button should be labeled "Throw away $25".As should the buy wheat button.
thornhappy
05-25-2006, 06:21 PM
Mwahaha. It's not blocked at work. Yet. Hooray for entertainment.
Augie
05-25-2006, 06:37 PM
Mwahaha. It's not blocked at work. Yet. Hooray for entertainment.

Lucky! I tried to click it but Websense has blocked me :-(
Amber
05-25-2006, 07:23 PM
Too funny. I just finished playing and came to see what's going on on the board. I was at 126 years with eight elephants, a tractor, three wells, etc. etc and another darn civil war broke out. I decided to take my SIX kids, spouse, and elephants and move to Elanthia with our hard earned hundred and seventy nine bucks and start farming turnips.
Jenisi
05-25-2006, 07:47 PM
Started getting bored after round 50.
Sean of the Thread
05-25-2006, 08:00 PM
stupid game.. always keeping the man down.
Drinin
05-25-2006, 08:48 PM
Round 48, then some fuckers stole my chickens. I had 5 of them. Assholes.
mgoddess
05-25-2006, 10:54 PM
76 rounds...getting bored...wish I could save...
Kitsun
05-26-2006, 12:29 AM
Around round 110 I figured out that you could just use farm animals and you'd have a steady income of around $200. Problem is after a while they form a mob and take EVERYTHING. Then I died, starving. Fucking mobs. Should have an option to buy guns.
Numbers
05-26-2006, 01:05 AM
And condoms.

My damn family kept having kids.