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Aphyd
05-02-2006, 12:20 AM
You quietly whisper to Jovun, "You determine that you could wear the spectacles anywhere on your body. (i'll refrain from any comments)."
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Jovun groans at you.
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[Wayside Inn, Chamber]
Tables and chairs of all shapes, sizes and states of disrepair fill this large, undecorated chamber. Seated at many of the tables are groups intent on serious card games. From the far side of the room you hear the noisy cheers of a ragtag group of spectators rooting for the underdog in a wristwrestling match between the local blacksmith and an overfed member of the Wehnimer's Citizens' Militia. You also see the Lylonna disk, a mug of Blackdew grog, the Kaidra disk, the Skeyelar disk, a dart tournament rules sign, a dart tournament list and a brightly colored felt dart board embroidered with a caricature of Helga's behind.
Also here: Gruntak, Lylonna, Fink, Kaidra who is sitting, Jaired, Great Lady Skeyelar, Nobbi, Jovun
Obvious exits: north

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Jovun whispers, "I can't decide if I should RPA you or kill you."
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An old memory bubbles up from your past, and causes you to reflect a moment. With a flash of insight, you realize you understand yourself a bit better than you did a moment ago. The sudden feeling of self-knowledge is a pleasant one.

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You suddenly burst into flames!
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Jovun exclaims, "Both!"

Nilandia
05-02-2006, 12:30 AM
Heh! So he finally showed up. Nice one.

Gretchen

Shalla
05-02-2006, 12:34 AM
Lmao

Kuyuk
05-02-2006, 08:05 AM
you got an RPA for that?

Lame

K.

Drew2
05-02-2006, 08:44 AM
You notice you can wear the stfu right on your face.

Aphyd
05-02-2006, 02:32 PM
Doesn't fit. :(