Best E-bay GS purchase ever.

[Stunseed]

It speaks for itself.

http://cgi.ebay.com/GEMSTONE-IV-PLAYERS-GUIDE-WHAT-SIMU-WONT-TELL-YOU_W0QQitemZ8281278693QQcategoryZ4596QQssPageName ZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

[bubbauno]

ROFL.. I haven't laughed at a thread in a while.. but I literally laughed my ass off. Thanks Stunseed.

[Olanan]

That's hilarious. If it wasn't ridiculously priced I'd buy it just for comedy's sake.

[Stanley Burrell]

...

:lol:

[Snapp]

:rofl: I love the seller's name. Thanks for sharin Stun.

[Ilvane]

Heh, that's hysterical.

[Fission]

Someone should at least ask them for a free sample, considering the price they're asking.

Be funny to see what they offered up, if anything.

[SpunGirl]

LOL, disgruntled staff member maybe?

-K

[The Ponzzz]

Looks like a recently fired staff member, Simu could buy it. Those NDAs I hear are very strict.

[Alfster]

Simutronics staff are notoriously tight-lipped about these things, unless you're one of their SPECIAL FRIENDS or ARE CYBERING THEM!

rofl at one person in particular

"master"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Satira]

ROFL. This is great. I wonder what the guide actually says!

LOLATGS hahahahahaha!!

[LordBacl]

We should all put together a pot, buy it, post it here and make it a sticky. LOL.

[Fission]

Hell, between everyone here, we could probably put one together ourselves.

[Sean of the Thread]

Gothique is going to bitch smack you for that Alfster..

That being said someone fucking buy it and then charge it back. Inquiring minds want to know.

[Alfster]

watch out for the 2 inches of doooooom

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

It's gone, what did it say?

[Fission]

The seller's account was closed down, too. Oops.

Here's the better part of the listing, though.

What Simu Doesn't Want You to Know!

ANYONE who has played Simu games for any extended period of time knows that it's a LOVE HATE RELATIONSHIP with their most popular RPG, GemStoneIV. This is the UNAUTHORIZED, INSIDER INFORMATION that only someone IN THE KNOW can give you!

-Combat information you NEVER KNEW

-What GMs and GHs CAN and CANNOT SEE OR DO

-Lists of WHICH GM RUNS WHICH MERCHANT

-And even a FULL, COMPLETE LIST of the PLAYER CHARACTERS of the GMs and GHS!

-BONUS: GEMSTONE GOSSIP! Who boned who IRL? What's the real story behind certain staff hirings and firings? FIND OUT!

Now, this information isn't easy to come by! Simutronics staff are notoriously tight-lipped about these things, unless you're one of their SPECIAL FRIENDS or ARE CYBERING THEM! If you're going to pay them to play, pay ME to equip you with the extra knowledge you need! Get your information TODAY!

I KNOW that once someone purchases this information from me, it's likely that they'll publish it FOR FREE on the internet, thus the high selling price! If the buyer doesn't publish the information and I can sell another, I'll give the original buyer a 40% return on their final purchase price! Hooray!

[Stanley Burrell]

Did someone meet its buy out?

And is it bad that I feel more saddened than interested in the LOVE HATE RELATIONSHIP at who dirtied their dicks over text-based superiority?

I love GS as much as the next grossly overweight polysexual 50-year old, but seriously, wtf mate^^?

[Fission]

Listing was cancelled and the account closed, it looks like.

[Stanley Burrell]

That makes about as much sense as banning the National Enquirer.

[Things2Come]

I actually emailed that account asking how do I know its valid? Just trying to get an email back to get the address. No response yet, but anythings possible.

[GSLeloo]

What did it say? The link no longer works.

[Jonty]

What did it say? The link no longer works.

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showpost.php?p=474048&postcount=17

[Solkern]

Did it ever get sold?
and if so how much?

[Rainy Day]

Nuts. I wanted to know what his inside info was. I was betting it was common gossip, stuff taken off the officials, and half-assed player mechs formulas. :smilegrin:

RD