How shifty are you?

[Asha]

Take this very short test to see how long you have left on the outside!
http://www.thesite.org/flash/dodgy.html


My Results :

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 86.5 Potential fine: £2000

[HarmNone]

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 7.5 Potential fine: £5000

Well, crap! How is it you could spend nearly 87 years in prison, but it's gonna cost me more than twice as much money to atone for my "crimes"? Something is fishy is the UK! :D

[WhiteTrash]

Scoundrel
More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 61 Potential fine: £7000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

[mgoddess]

Haha, that's funny!

My results:
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 72.5 Potential fine: £0

[Asha]

:lol: HN if you beat me at accidental crime in ANY way I'll have to re-evaluate my whole concept of good and evil.

[Souzy]

Crooked

Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 27 Potential fine: £7000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

[HarmNone]

I'm just trying to figure out why you get to sit around getting three squares and a roof over your head for nearly 87 years while I have to pay out the damned nose, ya weenie! :D

[Latrinsorm]

In the clear
You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you!

:)

[Things2Come]

Dodgy

Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 76 Potential fine: £7000

[RichardCranium]

I had a pretty good idea of what my results would be going in...

Scoundrel

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 132 Potential fine: £9500

[HarmNone]

In the clear
You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you!

:)

That's exactly what mine said, Latrin. Only problem is, they're going to break me with fines! I guess that's what they mean by someone trying to nick something from me!:help:

[Snapp]

Years in prison: 37 Potential fine: £7000

[Amber]

Here I thought I was gonna get the death sentence for those upside down stamps, but...

Upstanding
How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house… Either way - keep it up old fruit!

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 7 Potential fine: £0

Now to get a bow and arrows and go around New York shooting Scotsmen.

[Latrinsorm]

'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.Geez, no wonder we won the Revolutionary War. These are the best criminal names you guys can come up with? "Wristy"?
Only problem is, they're going to break me with fines!No taxation without representation!!
http://www.losthorizons.com/Don't_Tread_On_Me.htm

edit: To make the link work.

[Apathy]

Years in prison: 97 Potential fine: £7000

What can I say I like being naked.

[Czeska]

Risky
I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 8 Potential fine: £5000



Much like HN, I'm apparently not doing anything too heinous, but I'm doing things that will get me fined out the arse.

[Praefection]

Risky
I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 12.5 Potential fine: £7000

Fun quiz

[Goldenranger]

Years in prison: 0.5 Potential fine: £7000

I can live with that.

[Skeeter]

Apparently I'm a horrible person.
CT will attest to this.

Scoundrel
More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 111 Potential fine: £7000

*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.

[Doughboy]

Criminal

How much time are you allowed on the internet when you're behind bars? With those answers that is the only place you can be… You're a bad piece of work who must be doing some time at Her Majesty's pleasure. Either that or you're some kind of Harry Houdini when it comes to paying your debt to society.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 61 Potential fine: £7000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

[Sean of the Thread]

Years in prison: 131 Potential fine: £7000

[Madmox]

Years in prison: 0.5 Potential fine:L5000

Not bad i guess

[Nieninque]

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 72 Potential fine: £9500

I was fitted up

[Dwarven Empath]

Years in prison: 52 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

hahahahahaha

[Jolena]

Years in prison: 5.5 Potential fine: £0

:D
Damn, I think I fared better than HN!

[HarmNone]

Years in prison: 5.5 Potential fine: £0

:D
Damn, I think I fared better than HN!

THWAPPPP!

How'd ya do dat? :D

[Ilvane]

In the clear
You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: £0


This does nothing for my trying to say I'm not a goody-goody..hehe.

Angela

[HarmNone]

Angela, dear...that's just demoralizing! We have an angel in our midst and it's downright scary! :scared2:

[Aaysia]

Dubious
Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 15 Potential fine: £2000

[Wezas]

Years in prison: 26.5 Potential fine: £5000

[DeV]

Years in prison: 1 Potential fine: £7000

Damn, I'm good.

[SpunGirl]

Dodgy
Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 41.5 Potential fine: £2000

I just love the one about how putting a postage stamp upside down is treason. Brits and their damn royals crack me up.

-K

[Gan]

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 5.5 Potential fine: £0

What cracked me up was the one about being drunk in a pub. And that very subject/law raised such a stink over here in the States very rececntly.

[Anailea]

Years in prison: 13 Potential fine: £5000

And I thought I was a good girl,

Anailea

[Jonty]

Crooked Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 130.5 Potential fine: £7000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

[Axhinde]

Crooked

Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 111 Potential fine: £7000

[Stanley Burrell]

This thing is broken :lol2:

Upstanding
How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house… Either way - keep it up old fruit!

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 5 Potential fine: £2000

[Augie]

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
document.write(param('years')); Years in prison: 47 Potential fine: £7000

[Leetahkin]

Dubious

Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 5 Potential fine: £2000

:wasntme:

[Warriorbird]

Dodgy

Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 6 Potential fine: £5000

[Miss X]

^ Has halo.


In the clear
You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 14 Potential fine: £0

[Latrinsorm]

You're still supposed to say yes if nobody caught you doing it, Vic.

[Czeska]

I just feel the need to add that I keep reading this thread as "How shitty are you".

Although then, I'd have scored far higher.

[HarmNone]

Most people who have little babies are shitty, Mir. Thankfully, that stage passes fairly quickly. ;)

[Czeska]

I have an excuse now, you mean?!!

[Marl]

I had fun as a teen....


Scoundrel
More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 122 Potential fine: £9500

[ElanthianSiren]

In the clear
You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 12 Potential fine: £0

Twinned with Vic

-M
edit nevermind, not tied with Vic. I skimmed ftl.

[Stanley Burrell]

Just for shits and giggles:

Downright Nasty:
You're not just a law breaker, you're a pretty evil person… Some of those things you have done are gonna put you on a one way escalator going down when your time is up. Give up hope of changing, you're a lost cause!

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 132 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

[GSLeloo]

Angel

Hmm… it seems you really are almost too good to be true. Most people don't even know most of those things are illegal - you must have an excellent knowledge of the law to be that perfect. Or maybe you're a policeman…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: 0

[Latrinsorm]

it seems you really are almost too good to be true.I believe it. :)

[GSLeloo]

I believe it. :)


Aw <3 Latrinsorm!

[Solkern]

Crooked
Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 87 Potential fine: &#163;7000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't

[Shari]

How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house… Either way - keep it up old fruit!

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 0.5 Potential fine: £0


Hehe, go me. It was really interesting to see which laws were still active (and forgot to get amended) Being able to shoot a Scotsman or a Welsh person is friggen hilarious. Nothing against the Welsh or Scots, but don't you think someone would fix that?

[Rune]

Years in prison: 5 Potential fine: £0

[Bobmuhthol]

Years in prison: 12.5 Potential fine: &#163;2000