Gift ideas

[Stretch]

So, need a little help here...

I'm trying to decide what to give my girlfriend before we go our separate ways for the summer. Just passed the two month mark, so might be a little early for Tiffany's. Something sentimental would be nice.

Suggestions...?

[Sean of the Thread]

A plastic cast of your penis.

[KValisk]

I think an article of jewelry would be nice. Perhaps a locket? or maybe just a small pendant with her birthstone in it.

I think it depends alot on what she likes. Is she into jewelry? books? etc.

[MangledKitty]

If it was me. Then I would like to recieve a card or a letter. Something I know you took the time to write out and I would be able to read whenever my heart desired.

If you don't want to do that then maybe a picture of the both of you. That you both can hold onto and remember and maybe some flowers or I don't know. Something else...haha

[Stanley Burrell]

Not the anti-aging formula you are currently applying.

You could try getting her a relatively mad-expensive-yo bouquet to go with the penis casting, probably.

[Wezas]

Who knew Bob's girl was so emo.

My vote is "accidentally" put it in her butt. That way she'll be sure not to forget you.

[Kuyuk]

Get her pregnant.


K.

[Aithzar]

If it was me. Then I would like to recieve a card or a letter. Something I know you took the time to write out and I would be able to read whenever my heart desired.

If you don't want to do that then maybe a picture of the both of you. That you both can hold onto and remember and maybe some flowers or I don't know. Something else...haha

I think this gal is on the right track, not that I would know or anything. Heh.

Aith/Russell

[Skeeter]

give her the gift that keeps on giving.

The Clap

[Stanley Burrell]

give her the gift that keeps on giving.

The Clap

Supposedly, if there is a substantial amount of The Clap secretion, one may not even have to engage in the act of copulating in order for the bacteria to contract.

EDIT - I needed to capitalize the The Clap for emphasis.

[Jorddyn]

So, need a little help here...

I'm trying to decide what to give my girlfriend before we go our separate ways for the summer. Just passed the two month mark, so might be a little early for Tiffany's. Something sentimental would be nice.

Suggestions...?

A framed picture of the two of you together.

Jorddyn

[Wezas]

^ A bit better than above, but along the same lines.

A DVD copy of the hidden camera of her going down on you. With a catchy name like "Last facial in Paris".

[Stretch]

I did the framed picture thing last month.

Right now, I'm thinking an original edition of my favorite book, because she mentioned some time ago that she really doesn't read enough fiction.

The card goes without saying. I'm pretty good at writing deep sentimental crap, so I'm not too worried about that.

[MangledKitty]

Since it's available...[11:16] Harmnone: Wezas, shut the fuck up.

Anywho...The book idea is good. I hope everything goes well. :)

[peam]

girls can't read.

[Kuyuk]

why would you give her a book you like? Wouldnt it be nice to give her a book she likes?


K.

[radamanthys]

Gift of Adventure.

[Stretch]

Well, the reasoning was that she doesn't read as much fiction as she would like to. I don't know what all she's read, so I'm going with a safe choice and assuming since she's international she hasn't read this one.

It's "Flowers for Algernon."

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Gift of Adventure

[Stanley Burrell]

Well, the reasoning was that she doesn't read as much fiction as she would like to. I don't know what all she's read, so I'm going with a safe choice and assuming since she's international she hasn't read this one.

It's "Flowers for Algernon."

That novel probably has a more standard frequency of being read with a High School diploma than Romeo and Juliet.

Now, you could probably be subtle and simultaneously clever by asking her about having seen the movie "Charly" and/or making spontaneously overly-suggestive references to brain transplants.

Knowing how delightful the opposite gender can be after a break-up, I'd suggest going with something a little bit more Watership Down myself, but I honestly don't think a book will deter some inherent histrionics of relationship termination.

That, or you could pull off a really slick walrus (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=walrus).

[Artha]

Real people call that an angry dragon.

[Sean of the Thread]

I did the framed picture thing last month.

Right now, I'm thinking an original edition of my favorite book, because she mentioned some time ago that she really doesn't read enough fiction.

The card goes without saying. I'm pretty good at writing deep sentimental crap, so I'm not too worried about that.


You gave her a framed picture of you two after a month?!?

I think the book sounds good with a nice card if you two are into that kind of stuff.

[Alfster]

If you wont see her all summer then the best gift you can give her is breaking up with her. This way, she wont feel bad when she cheats on you

[Soulpieced]

Double fishhook. You'll know.

[Jorddyn]

Right now, I'm thinking an original edition of my favorite book, because she mentioned some time ago that she really doesn't read enough fiction.

As much as I love books, if she isn't an avid reader, I wouldn't go this route. She may see it as you commenting on her lack of reading, rather than you remembering something she said.

Other ideas - manicure and/or pedicure if she doesn't usually get them for herself, a couple silly games (UNO, Phase 10, Sorry, Monopoly) with a note saying that you know you'll need something to pass the time while you're apart so you thought she might as well, a pair of sunglasses (hey, summer is coming!)...

Eh, whatever you get her, she'll be touched that you thought to do it.

Jorddyn

[Sean of the Thread]

Get her a beer bong and a 24 pack of condoms. There is no way in hell you fuckers are staying true to each other for that long.

[Bobmuhthol]

MP3 SUNGLASSES.

[Back]

So, need a little help here...

I'm trying to decide what to give my girlfriend before we go our separate ways for the summer. Just passed the two month mark, so might be a little early for Tiffany's. Something sentimental would be nice.

Suggestions...?

Separate ways? I hate to be the bearer of bad news but distances kill relationships. With that in mind, if you really want to try and keep her, buy matching Sprint cell phones with the $9.99 GPS locater plan. Of course, just say its your special private line.

[firegirl]

How about a beautiful journal for her with a mushy inscription that you write saying something like.. since we are not together, I wish we were.. any good times or moments you have, grace me with the pleasure of writing about it in here so that i can at least share them with you when i read about them.

To even aqdd more to that.. buy yourself one as well and say you will do the same.. anytime you think of her.. you will write in the journal for her.

a CD with some music for her that you dedicate

a poem and frame it nicely.

a keychain, a pretty one like a Silver heart or something like that.. let her turn it around and realize you inscribed in it.. YOur mine or something sweet like that.

[Alfster]

How about a beautiful journal for her with a mushy inscription that you write saying something like.. since we are not together, I wish we were.. any good times or moments you have, grace me with the pleasure of writing about it in here so that i can at least share them with you when i read about them.


They've only been together for 2 months....

[Back]

Dude, a mix CD of all your meaningful songs she can play when she misses you!

Do chicks even listen to those?

[Alfster]

I can't speak for chicks, but I can tell you I never listened to one that was given to me by a chick

[DeV]

A nice glass jar filled with different kinds of candy she loves and in her favorite colors; i.e. red m&m's, skittles, jelly beans, etc.