Oh, yeah?

[HarmNone]

ON NEWSSTANDS TODAY
• Why millions of women can't sleep
• Exclusive: Defense's Duke lacrosse party timeline
• How kids who lost a parent in Iraq cope
• Q&A with media mogul Sumner Redstone

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• 2nd hospital worker accused of sex abuse
• Boy, 7, attacked by mountain
• Feds may pursue biracial beating case
• Traps have yet to snare killer bear
• Dalai Lama urges dialogue with Muslims

:wtf: This I'd have to see!

*Edited to say this was pulled from the MSNBC page. ;) *

[Drew]

Maybe he was attacked by man-mountain Nicolay Valuev?

http://images.tsn.ca/images/stories/20051217/valuev_80076.jpg

[HarmNone]

Heh. That's gotta be it! Watch, though. Pretty soon, some poor innocent mountain in Tanzania is gonna catch the blame for the whole thing! ;)

[Gan]

http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/04/16/mt.lion.attack.ap/index.html

BOULDER, Colorado (AP) -- A 7-year-old boy hiking with his family was attacked Saturday by a mountain lion, officials said. The cat was later killed by a wildlife officer.

[Stanley Burrell]

Sometimes, while rock climbing, large rocks come a-tumblin' down the mountainside.

You're supposed to yell "Rock!" Because apparently, that exclamation will temporarily reverse any and all gravitropic forces, causing someone half-way up a scale to be safe from an otherwise unavoidable fate. Er… yeah…

Checking out the article on MSNBC, apparently the somewhat abstract subject header was an attempt at the undoubtedly humoring situation of seven year olds being maimed by kittens.

Stanley Burrell, currently hurling bricks at infants! :rofl:

[beef]

ON NEWSSTANDS TODAY
• Why millions of women can't sleep
• Exclusive: Defense's Duke lacrosse party timeline
• How kids who lost a parent in Iraq cope
• Q&A with media mogul Sumner Redstone

RECOMMENDED STORIES | • What's this?
• 2nd hospital worker accused of sex abuse
• Boy, 7, attacked by mountain
• Feds may pursue biracial beating case
• Traps have yet to snare killer bear
• Dalai Lama urges dialogue with Muslims

:wtf: This I'd have to see!

*Edited to say this was pulled from the MSNBC page. ;) *
Gotta love the news. Couldn't they add just one feel good story so we don't all go jump off a cliff?