Funniest thing you've ever done?

[Olanan]

I'm bored, and didn't see one of these soo...yeah.

Probably about three hours ago when I got my airduster thing and blew my bird off her perch. She was asleep and went nuts and wouldn't shut up for an hour. It was hilarious.

[Back]

Thats animal abuse and you should be arrested.

[Olanan]

It didn't HURT it.

[Stanley Burrell]

This goes back to the summer of either 1999, or 2000. Either way, it was the summer, I weighed about a seventh of what I do now and had never proverbially wetted mine wiener.

As I was saying, it was me, I want to say Brian and the other Brian, probably Jason and definitely Dave. Good ol' Canadian Dave.

We were sitting in front of a mystical glowing 27" screen of non-plasma, non-HD cathode ray goodness.

Plugged into said goodness was what existed as one bad mofo-ing Nintendo 64, currently harnessing the magical mayhem of a certain "Ocarina of Time" cartridge of mass entertainment.

I had just unlocked the Goron tunic, or something, when I had a true epiphany...

I quickly summoned Epona, who came galloping in to suit my comedic needs. In a flash, I donned my red armor and leapt atop the beast in a fashion that could only be best described as, "Not the best, but *fucking* incredible."

So there I was, clad in red and mounted on a pixilated horse, perfect for the punch lining of many-a-Canadians.

I turned to Dave, and I could have sworn I saw tears welling up in his eyes, for he knew he had been ultimately had (pwnd wasn't invented or at least wide-spread yet, so people would oft be had or at least have their gooses cooked.) This hadding bore similarity to a Calgarian requesting poutine and maple syrup at a Roy Rogers.

The next several months and years, or at least a couple of minutes, cherished what can only be described as the biblical making-fun-of hymn launched in the general direction of Canadian Dave. Shigeru Miyamoto's prophecy was fulfilled.












































I guess you had to be there,

Stanley Burrell.

[Skeeter]

You post like Robert Jordan (not a complement)

[Tromp]

You post like Robert Jordan (not a complement)

You just made me spit up my Starbucks!!!!! LMAO

I had to read it again to try and figure out what he was saying. Still not sure.

[drigore]

When I was in a band way back when, we had a rather old, but very good PA system. We sharded a practice space with another band. The PA was so old that it had a polarity button. Periodically, I'd turn it on and as the light for said button didn't work, it wasn't noticed. Whenever someone was holding an instrument that was plugged in, and touched the mic, they'd get a nice shock. It got to the point where no one wanted to sing and it was a straw drawing to who would touch the mic first.

(They did it back, and playing bass and having numb lips from the damn mic was actually pretty funny.)

[Sean of the Thread]

Kicking cats is funny.

[Warriorbird]

You post like Robert Jordan (not a complement)

Yeah. Lot of empty space in both.

[MangledKitty]

Go out with Alex.



LOL
<3

[Latrinsorm]

Welcome back MK!!!

[Stanley Burrell]

You post like Robert Jordan (not a complement)

Oof. That's rough :unfair:

My story-telling skillz are on par with "accountant." Meh.

Stanley Burrell.

[Stanley Burrell]

OK..

does her name mean like.. literally a cat that has been mangled... say underneath a car tire or in some machinery?

or does it mean a vagina which has been pounded into disfigurement?

She is pre-pubescent as it is, so one would have to assume the latter.

...Hooligans these days and their premature deflowering. Le sigh :'(

[Warriorbird]

Stayed alive.

[Skeeter]

or does it mean a vagina which has been pounded into disfigurement?

She is of the age of self exploration

[MangledKitty]

Wow, my name is still the concern to people around here and I made the name when I was 13 (Note: not thinking of mangled vaginas. Also I couldn't think of anything and I just so happened to have read that stupid NY thing about someone putting kittens in jars. Also, I would never hurt a kitty in my life, incase some of you are like "OMG WHAT A SICK LITTLE GIRL!".) So now that's cleared...Thank you Latrinsorm for welcoming me back. :)
How about some more funnies, eh?


Also I am 16, I will not be deflowered for a long time for my preferable choice. Thank you.

[peam]

hah bob

[MangledKitty]

That's what I don't get...
If he has gone 15 years of his life already without sex, how is that any harm to him to go more?

[Warriorbird]

:laughs: Ah...the charming world of the young.

[MangledKitty]

Anyways...Tomorrow will be our one year. Which I am very excited about and just re-reading the "My Luckiest Guess Ever" Thread and remembering the comments from people on here all like "Let's see how long this lasts" makes me giggle.

[Skeeter]

Bob FUCKING PWND!!!

[Hulkein]

She is pre-pubescent as it is

Doesn't look like she is.

That sounds creepy any way I try to put it, haha. Pre-pubescent is before puberty, like 12 years old for girls.

[longshot]

In college, I wanted to kick this girl out of my room so I could go out to breakfast with all my friends.

I set my clock three hours ahead, and I was like, "Wow! It's really late". No less than a minute after she got in her car, I received a lengthy voicemail that began with "YOU FUCKER..."

Breakfast was excellent.

[CrystalTears]

lol @ longshot

[Skirmisher]

Okay Longshot that actually pulled an audible laugh from me.

Well done.

Mean, but well done.