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DCSL
04-10-2006, 06:22 PM
I just woke up from the craziest dream about GS, live action not text.

I was trying to get something done through an alter scroll when a GM pulled me up into a consultation lounge about my request. It was Tsin. Tsin, the GM, as played by Kelso from That 70's Show. Not the actor that plays Kelso, but Kelso. He was concerned about my request to have a dog (??) made.

He was the only GM working on the Sadie scrolls because the rest were at the Plat RoA. Somehow I convinced him to make me the dog, but it turned out to look like some freakish lizard thing right out of a 1st grade art class. I REPORTed when he dumped me from the lounge about how crappy Tsin the GM's altering skills are, so he brought me back up and laughed like "Ha ha, I can't put one over on you!" and made me a new dog.

I wonder what it means...

Latrinsorm
04-10-2006, 06:25 PM
You're obviously jealous of Satira's *awesome* dog(s) IRL and subconsciously believe that Tsin is in fact the Canid Overlord here to subjugate our race through alter prowess (and 70s goofball imitation).

You seriously just woke up at 6 PM?

DCSL
04-10-2006, 06:28 PM
I was taking a nap between classes, just like an hour.

Alfster
04-10-2006, 07:55 PM
what's wrong with waking up at 6pm?

Stanley Burrell
04-10-2006, 07:58 PM
I wonder what it means...

Other than obviously being a style-biter hardcore?

Lemme see here... Dog... Tsin... Anal...

Taking into account all this information, the non-R.E.M. solution is, obviously, to commence much amounts of doggy-style anal with and upon Tsin.

Dressed up like a 70s porn star.

Sincerely,

Sex therapist and dream interpreter, Dr. S. Burrell.

DCSL
04-10-2006, 08:18 PM
Heh! Apparently only if Tsin looks like Kelso, though.

Stanley Burrell
04-10-2006, 08:27 PM
What is it with you, Kelso and perhaps 70s-style wanton multi-user dungeon sexing of upness, anyhoo?



What?

DCSL
04-10-2006, 08:37 PM
What exactly IS 70's-style sex? Does it involve oversized mustaches and sideburns? Who wants a mustache ride?!

Stanley Burrell
04-11-2006, 12:26 AM
What exactly IS 70's-style sex?

Something responsible for every single 26-36 year old in existence.