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Drew
04-05-2006, 04:19 AM
"Victoria Lundy, 41, in custody in Chillicothe, Ohio, in January for a barroom shooting, apparently smuggled her gun into the jail at the time of her arrest by putting it inside her vagina. A shot was fired in a holding cell, and according to a fellow prisoner interviewed by the Chillicothe Gazette, the gun had gone off when Lundy sat down on a bench in the cell. (No one was hit.)"

http://www.anchoragepress.com/archives-2006/weirdnewsvol15ed13.html

Wezas
04-05-2006, 09:15 AM
You'd think you'd put the safety on.

Goldenranger
04-05-2006, 10:18 AM
Hey, I can't disparage this woman, the NRA has always held that one of the most important rules regarding gun safety is that when inserting a gun into your vagina, always make sure the barrel is pointed out, not in.

Kudos to this woman for setting such a fine example for future women gun owners.

Bobmuhthol
04-05-2006, 10:23 AM
I have to ask...

What the fuck good does it do to have a pistol with a single clip inside a jail cell?

Tea & Strumpets
04-05-2006, 10:27 AM
I have to ask...

What the fuck good does it do to have a pistol with a single clip inside a jail cell?

I think it's pretty safe to assume that a woman walking around with a gun in her vagina may not have taken the time to think things out rationally.

DCSL
04-05-2006, 10:31 AM
I can't imagine how this worked. Maybe if the gun were taken apart... but no, apparently it was whole. That's one loose meat vagina.

Bobmuhthol
04-05-2006, 10:35 AM
Do you say that about people who give birth, too? A compact pistol is smaller than a child.

Sean of the Thread
04-05-2006, 10:47 AM
Do you say that about people who give birth, too? A compact pistol is smaller than a child.

Hehe.. birthing a child isn't really comparable. Judging by some of the pussy I've had a tough time getting 2 fingers up I'd say anything more than a lubed derringer might pose a problem.

It all depends on her loose meat sammich.

xtc
04-05-2006, 11:13 AM
I think it's pretty safe to assume that a woman walking around with a gun in her vagina may not have taken the time to think things out rationally.

This gave me a good chuckle.

Skeeter
04-05-2006, 11:20 AM
It all depends on her loose meat sammich.


I'm guessing hers looked like an old beat up catcher's mitt

Czeska
04-05-2006, 11:43 AM
Gonna go claw out my eyes now, thanks.

Alfster
04-05-2006, 01:15 PM
Now that's definatly one bitch you could play "will it fit" with

HarmNone
04-05-2006, 02:27 PM
I think it's pretty safe to assume that a woman walking around with a gun in her vagina may not have taken the time to think things out rationally.

Hee! I've gotta agree with XTC. This one gave me a giggle. :rofl:

Merji
04-05-2006, 04:13 PM
A longgg....time ago when I was in the armed service, and had gone through Law Enforcement training with the Air Force, it was really stressed that we do a thourough search before putting anyone, in a holding cell. The whole grab the croch stuff was embarassing for me at 18, but yanno..people will put weapons in the strangest places.

Skeeter
04-05-2006, 04:39 PM
I routinely carry a grenade in my ass. It's been known to blow up a toilet or 2

Sean of the Thread
04-05-2006, 04:42 PM
I routinely carry a grenade in my ass. It's been known to blow up a toilet or 2

Cum Grenades don't count.