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Ebondale
03-29-2006, 10:41 PM
http://apnews.myway.com/article/20060329/D8GL7P580.html



FAIRFIELD, Conn. (AP) - Residents of the neighborhood of Sunset Circle say they have been terrorized by a crazy cat named Lewis. Lewis for his part has been uniquely cited, personally issued a restraining order by the town's animal control officer.

"He looks like Felix the Cat and has six toes on each foot, each with a long claw," Janet Kettman, a neighbor said Monday. "They are formidable weapons."

The neighbors said those weapons, along with catlike stealth, have allowed Lewis to attack at least a half dozen people and ambush the Avon lady as she was getting out of her car.

Some of those who were bitten and scratched ended up seeking treatment at area hospitals.

Animal Control Officer Rachel Solveira placed a restraining order on him. It was the first time such an action was taken against a cat in Fairfield.
In effect, Lewis is under house arrest, forbidden to leave his home.
Solveira also arrested the cat's owner, Ruth Cisero, charging her with failing to comply with the restraining order and reckless endangerment.

Is there seriously nothing better to report in the news?
Sean of the Thread
03-29-2006, 10:44 PM
I'd say it is more worthy to report than a bunch of dumbasses who think a beady eyed leprechaun lives in their tree.
Ebondale
03-29-2006, 10:47 PM
Heck yes. There was a video for that one. :) How else would the world have learned of the existence of the Leprechaun Flute +1?
Hips
03-29-2006, 10:49 PM
THAT'S MY TOWN

LOL!
Ebondale
03-29-2006, 10:51 PM
You serious? :lol:

Been assaulted by any Felix The Cat look-alikes lately?
Sean of the Thread
03-29-2006, 10:57 PM
THAT'S MY TOWN

LOL!

<makes note of where the sultry see thru black top pic girl lives>
Ebondale
03-29-2006, 10:59 PM
<makes note of where the sultry see thru black top pic girl lives>

Links. Now.

:bananahit:
Hips
03-29-2006, 11:08 PM
You serious? :lol:

Been assaulted by any Felix The Cat look-alikes lately?

Yes, I am serious. And no, I have not. I'll be sure to look around for the cat though, I still have a few days of spring break left. XD
Back
03-29-2006, 11:08 PM
Don't fuck with Felix. He hasn't even reached into his bag of tricks yet.
Ebondale
03-29-2006, 11:10 PM
Yes, I am serious. And no, I have not. I'll be sure to look around for the cat though, I still have a few days of spring break left. XD

Watch your ankles cuz theres a six-toed feline demon wandering the streets in search of prey. :lol:
Sean of the Thread
03-29-2006, 11:12 PM
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b236/Japgross/Playerscorner.jpg
Ebondale
03-29-2006, 11:27 PM
Damn, its a red X for me! Stupid DoD network. ;)
Sean of the Thread
03-29-2006, 11:29 PM
Damn, its a red X for me! Stupid DoD network. ;)

I think the don't ask don't tell policy is the reason for the red X.
Ebondale
03-29-2006, 11:31 PM
Nah, they block most everything in PACAF. Can't even google the words "Final Fantasy".

By the way - here is a picture of the crazy cat. From DrudgeReport.

http://www.drudgereport.com/cc.jpg
Sean of the Thread
03-29-2006, 11:33 PM
Holy that cat does have crazy eyes. On a side note we just had my brother's cat weighed at the vet.... 35.2 lbs.
Apathy
03-29-2006, 11:37 PM
Cats are evil. My friend had a cat for one year, and if she didn't pay attention to it when she woke up, it would go shit in her bathtub.

Maybe someone in that town will figure out they should declaw it?
Sean of the Thread
03-29-2006, 11:38 PM
Maybe someone in that town will figure out they should declaw it?

12 gauge would do the trick.
Stanley Burrell
03-29-2006, 11:38 PM
THAT'S MY TOWN

I'm going to laugh if that animal goes into Bridgeport.

A lot.

Stanley Burrell.
Ebondale
03-29-2006, 11:43 PM
Holy that cat does have crazy eyes. On a side note we just had my brother's cat weighed at the vet.... 35.2 lbs.

Holy crap, thats a big damn cat. I've got a fat-shit cat and that cat weighs like 28 pounds... she scares repairmen that come by.
Apathy
03-29-2006, 11:46 PM
12 gauge would do the trick.

Thats more of a deface than a declaw.

GODDAMN THAT WAS A CLEVER PLAY ON WORDS AND I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE IT UNTIL I TYPED IT.
Skeeter
03-29-2006, 11:47 PM
That's not Felix that's a fucking Chupicabra. Mexico is lousy with those things
Ebondale
03-29-2006, 11:56 PM
Chupathingie?!

http://cryptozoo.monstrous.com/pictures/chupass.gif
DeV
03-29-2006, 11:58 PM
That looks horrid. What the fuck is it?
Ebondale
03-30-2006, 12:04 AM
A spoofed picture of a chupacabra.
Sean of the Thread
03-30-2006, 01:52 AM
That looks horrid. What the fuck is it?

THAT'S MY NIPPLE!! oh wait that other pic is the CHUPRAMUTHAFUKIN ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTCABRA.
Ebondale
03-30-2006, 05:04 PM
I think the don't ask don't tell policy is the reason for the red X.

Well now that I can see it from home -- THATS AWFUL. >_<

Damn you!