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Merala
03-26-2006, 11:06 PM
I was just hunting up the bank with my rogue. I accidently came in and killed this girl's creature, but being consistent with my RP, just shrugged it off. My rogue says thanks with tips, never says sorry or please. She's gruff.

Then this:

You swing a flail at a lesser orc!
By amazing chance, the lesser orc evades the attack!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
R>
A lesser orc swings a cudgel at Lyll!
AS: +108 vs DS: +33 with AvD: +19 + d100 roll: +12 = +106
... and hits for 2 points of damage!
Thumped Lyll's chest.
R>
A lesser orc swings a cudgel at Lyll!
AS: +108 vs DS: +29 with AvD: +19 + d100 roll: +83 = +181
... and hits for 37 points of damage!
Blow to chest causes Lyll's heart to skip a beat.

* Lyll drops dead at your feet!

A lesser orc gazes up and grunts a slight prayer of thanks to his god.
R>
Mourdeyan's group just arrived.
R>
Mourdeyan's group just went southwest.
R>
* Lyll just bit the dust!
R>stance defensive
[script done]
You are now in a defensive stance.
>grin
You grin.
>l
>'::lyll you died
Speaking to Lyll, you say, "You died."
>
The ghostly voice of Lyll says, "So I did."
>get flask
>
A lesser orc swings a cudgel at you!
You skillfully dodge the attack!
>
Get what?
>
A lesser orc swings a cudgel at you!
You skillfully deflect the attack with your flail!
>
A lesser orc swings a cudgel at you!
You evade the attack with ease!
>open my back
You open a black leather backpack.
>get flask
You remove a white flask from in your leather backpack.
>pour flask in lyll
You force Lyll's mouth open, and pour in a small amount from your white flask.
A luminescent web briefly forms around Lyll, then fades into the body.
You have 4 doses left.
>stow left
You put a white flask in your leather backpack.
>drag lyll
>
You are now automatically attempting to drag Lyll when you move.
>
A lesser orc swings a cudgel at you!
You dodge just in the nick of time!
>l
The ghostly voice of Lyll says, "Thank you."
>
>sw
You grab Lyll's body and drag it southwest with you...

R>
A lesser orc tramps in!
R>
Shirkon's group just arrived.
R>
Shirkon's group just went south.
R>s
You grab Lyll's body and drag it south with you...


>s
You grab Lyll's body and drag it south with you...

R>
Atule searches a lesser orc.
Atule gathers the remaining coins.
A lesser orc curls in on herself and decomposes.
R>l
[
R>sw
You grab Lyll's body and drag it southwest with you...

>s
>sw
You can't go there.
>
You grab Lyll's body and drag it southwest with you...

Roundtime: 9 sec.
R>l

R>s
...wait 3 seconds.
R>s
...wait 2 seconds.
R>s
...wait 2 seconds.
R>s
...wait 1 seconds.
R>
Metadi just arrived.
R>
Metadi just went south.
R>'what were you doing just standing there?
You ask, "What were you doing just standing there?"
>s
>
You grab Lyll's body and drag it south with you...

[
Roundtime: 4 sec.
R>sw
...wait 3 seconds.
R>l
Suddenly you have the strangest feeling that you are being watched.
The feeling fades as quickly as it came.
R>
R>sw
...wait 1 seconds.
R>sw
You grab Lyll's body and drag it southwest with you...

Roundtime: 9 sec.
R>
The ghostly voice of Lyll says, "Pondering something."
R>nod
You nod.
R>'::lyll don't
Speaking to Lyll, you say, "Don't."
>s
You grab Lyll's body and drag it south with you...

Roundtime: 5 sec.
R>l
>s
R>
...wait 3 seconds.
R>
A cloud of dense silvery fog suddenly appears. The fog quickly dissipates to reveal Veers.
R>s
...wait 2 seconds.
R>
Veers waves.
R>s
...wait 1 seconds.
R>
Veers raises a hand while murmuring a soft orison...
>
Veers gestures at Lyll.
Nothing happens.
>'::veers get rid of her
Speaking to Veers, you say, "Get rid of her."
>drag stop
Murgin just arrived.



Not even 10 minutes later, Veers shows up and with no words or questions:


A lesser orc swings a cudgel at you!
AS: +108 vs DS: +124 with AvD: +19 + d100 roll: +64 = +67
A clean miss.
>
>ne

R>
Veers gestures at you.
CS: +176 - TD: +15 + CvA: +19 + d100: +62 - -5 == +247
Warding failed!
An unseen force envelopes you, restricting all movement.
I>stance defensive
[script done]
You don't seem to be able to move to do that.
I>
You don't seem to be able to move to do that.
I>
Veers says, "Punk."
I>'hey!
You exclaim, "Hey!"
I>
A lesser orc swings a cudgel at a kobold!
AS: +108 vs DS: +55 with AvD: +20 + d100 roll: +63 = +136
... and hits for 18 points of damage!
Blow leaves an imprint on the kobold's chest!
The kobold crumples to a heap on the ground and dies.
I>
A lesser orc wobbles slightly and then heads northeast.
I>
Atule says, "After that kobold."
I>'::veers I saved her!
Speaking to Veers, you exclaim, "I saved her!"
I>
Veers traces a sign while beseeching the spirits for empowerment...
I>
Veers gestures at you.
CS: +176 - TD: +15 + CvA: +19 + d100: +76 - -5 == +261
Warding failed!
A pall of silence settles over you.
I>
Atule searches a kobold.
A kobold decays into a foul smelling compost.
I>
Veers chants a reverent litany and clasps his hands while tightly focusing his thoughts...
I>
Veers gestures at you.
A sickly, violet haze encompasses you.
CS: +178 - TD: +15 + CvA: +19 + d100: +69 - -5 == +256
Warding failed!
The violet haze chaotically swirls around you, the tremendous force causing your skin to crumple inward upon itself!
You are hit for 45 points of damage!
... 35 points of damage!
Awesome lash of plasma severs your arm completely!
You are stunned for 6 rounds!
!SI>
Atule raises an eyebrow.
!SI>
A lesser orc swings a cudgel at you!
AS: +108 vs DS: -19 with AvD: +19 + d100 roll: +79 = +225
... and hits for 42 points of damage!
Large gash to your right arm, several muscles torn.
The pall of silence leaves you.
The restricting force that envelops you dissolves away.

It seems you have died, my friend. Although you cannot do anything, you are keenly aware of what is going on around you...

You realize that you have no outstanding favors which Lorminstra owes you, and without having accomplished a deed for Her, your soul is in danger of vanishing from the land forever!

...departing in 10 mins...
A lesser orc gazes up and grunts a slight prayer of thanks to his god.
DEAD>
Veers traces a sign while petitioning the spirits for cognition...
DEAD>
Veers gestures into the air.
A silvery fog coalesces around Veers, obscuring his form. When the fog dissipates, Veers is gone.
DEAD>
* Coinnette just bit the dust!
DEAD>
Atule tilts back her head and gives a great yowlp of pleasure!

Latrinsorm
03-26-2006, 11:13 PM
Veers ftl, apparently.

Merala
03-26-2006, 11:29 PM
FTL?

Gan
03-26-2006, 11:43 PM
For the Loss...

FTW - For the Win

Artha had one with a QTE or something like that, but I dont know how that one goes.

HarmNone
03-27-2006, 12:00 AM
Do you mean QFT, Ganalon? That's Quoted For Truth. :)

Drew
03-27-2006, 02:59 AM
Harmnone, our resident internet hipster.


On-topic, I love when noobs like veers flex the e-peen on ultra noobs.

Bobmuhthol
03-27-2006, 06:01 AM
Seriously, that guy must have just learned 225. His CS blows. :(

Kuyuk
03-27-2006, 09:14 AM
If I still played I'd kill veers for ya for shits.

Only because I like killing people.

K.

Asha
03-27-2006, 09:26 AM
I was considering finding and murdering him with my animated Crylone.
After forcing him to dance, of course.

Wezas
03-27-2006, 09:32 AM
Don't approve of what Veers did, but if you're going to RP someone who's rude:

Speaking to Lyll, you say, "Don't."
Speaking to Veers, you say, "Get rid of her."

You need to be ready for people to react to it negatively.

Also FTL is:

* Coinnette just bit the dust!

CrystalTears
03-27-2006, 10:04 AM
Yes but is killing her really a reasonable reaction to "get rid of her"? If anything it should be Lyll who would be upset and confront her, not the cleric. The cleric's job was to raise, not to interfere in a conflict that he had nothing to do with.

And I feel she did roleplay it. She didn't go out of character and was amazed she was getting killed for saving someone. Veers is the dickhead in this scenario.

Wezas
03-27-2006, 10:16 AM
Like I said, I agree that Veers was out of place. But if you throw out comments like that, you get various responses. If that's teh way she RPs then that's the way she RPs.

I RP'd a rude empath who wouldn't heal dirt elves. You'd be suprised how many times I was attacked.

Asha
03-27-2006, 11:10 AM
Maybe Veers belongs to the deader.
That would explain alot.

Wezas
03-27-2006, 11:21 AM
I was also thinking that might be true, Drayal.

CrystalTears
03-27-2006, 11:22 AM
And would make it even more wrong.

Merala
03-28-2006, 12:47 AM
Also FTL is:

* Coinnette just bit the dust![/QUOTE]


Yeah, she did get owned pretty bad, but I roled her pretty well. She is only 5.


Coinner has decided, not necessarily with or without my permission, to take Coinnette under his wing, but I dunno. It's kind of confusing.

Umpyr
03-28-2006, 01:00 AM
veers is a total jackass