LaVaca
10-19-2003, 02:03 PM
Heh I gotta say this is was pretty fun. I was in the catacombs searching for drunk rats.I RP'd it out and stuff. My friend got some mild goat cheese, and I got some beer for 'em. Then I reported it and said something like rats like ch eese in the nexus!
Then all hell broke loose .. here it is, I hope you get a as many kicks out of it as I did, its hilarious:
A giant rat exclaims, "Drop my cheese!"
A giant rat pokes you.
>
You drop a wedge of mild goat cheese.
You squeakily exclaim, "You better eat it!"
>
Harkot came through an old rusty grate.
>
A giant rat says, "Don't touch it again."
>l
A giant rat exclaims, "My cheese!"
Harkot says, "Rats aren't supposed to talk."
Harkot says, "I deman that you stop right now."
>
Harkot folds his arms over his chest.
'Hows it taste rat?
>You squeakily ask, "Hows it taste rat?"
A sudden fierce gust of wind howls through the area!
Harkot is buffeted by the wind and knocked to the ground!
>
A giant rat says, "Scuse me."
>
A giant rat says, "Get 'em, brother rats."
You laugh out loud!
You squeakily exclaim, "Take this!"
>tack rat
You hurl yourself at a giant rat and connect!
MS: +174 - MD: +4 + MAvA: 0 + d100: +93 == +263
Success!
You hammer a giant rat to the ground. 24 hits! You jump to your feet.
The giant rat collapses to the ground, emits a final squeal, and dies.
Roundtime: 7 sec.
>
Kujin says, "they are after me"
>
Melor just arrived.
A giant rat exclaims, "You killed him!"
You squeakily say, "Yes! "
>
A giant rat exclaims, "Bring out the magic of the cheese!"
A giant rat rubs his cheese.
A giant rat recites:
"Behold, the power of the cheese!"
>'Power of the cheese?
You squeakily ask, "Power of the cheese?"
>
Harkot swings a handaxe at a giant rat!
AS: +40 vs DS: +10 with AvD: +30 + d100 roll: +16 = +76
A clean miss.
>"Uh oh
You squeakily say, "Uh oh"
A giant rat points at you.
Stiff...suddenly you feel so very stiff. Your mind goes blank. It's as if you were turned to stone.
A giant rat smirks.
>n
One of the characteristics of statuary is complete immobility. Surely you know that.
>'Whoa
Harkot swings a handaxe at a giant rat!
AS: +40 vs DS: +10 with AvD: +30 + d100 roll: +33 = +93
A clean miss.
A giant rat tries to bite Kujin!
AS: +5 vs DS: +68 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +50 = +22
A clean miss.
>
How? You are made of stone.
A giant rat recites:
"Behold!"
Kujin gestures at a giant rat.
Kujin hurls a stream of fire at a giant rat!
AS: +87 vs DS: +10 with AvD: +55 + d100 roll: +24 = +156
... and hits for 97 points of damage!
Flames engulf body. Chest left a smoldering ruin.
The giant rat collapses to the ground, emits a final squeal, and dies.
A giant rat points at Kujin.
Kujin suddenly grows completely still. He, and everything he posesses, turns a pale shade of grey and becomes hard as stone.
>
A sudden fierce gust of wind howls through the area!
Harkot is buffeted by the wind and knocked to the ground!
>
A giant rat squeaks, "Kill the cheese stealer!"
>
A giant rat suddenly lets out a loud squeak as it glares about.
>
Harkot swings a handaxe at a giant rat!
AS: +40 vs DS: +10 with AvD: +30 + d100 roll: +86 = +146
... and hits for 39 points of damage!
Diagonal slash leaves a bloody trail across the giant rat's torso.
The giant rat collapses to the ground, emits a final squeal, and dies.
>
Xerthious just arrived.
>
Xerthious just went north.
>
A giant rat scampers in!
>
Harkot searches a giant rat.
A giant rat decays into a pile of mangy hair and bone.
>
Harkot exclaims, "Kill the talking rats!"
The aroma of cheese drifts in the air.
[Wehnimer's Sewer, Nexus]
Dim light filters down from the rusty grate imbedded in the ceiling. The walls are cracked and broken, while the floor is covered with a thin layer of mud, or worse. The air is damp and musty, while gently drifting in from the surrounding tunnels are some of the most appalling odors it has ever been your misfortune to experience. Tunnels slope slightly downward in all directions. You also see a mug of golden wheat beer, a giant rat, a wedge of mild goat cheese and a wedge of mild goat cheese.
Also here: Kujin, Harkot
Obvious exits: north, south, east, west, northeast, northwest, southeast, southwest
>look kuj
You see a stone statue ofKujin.
A giant rat pokes at you. You feel like you can move again.
>
A giant rat squeaks, "He warned you! The magic of the cheese!"
Kujin returns to his elven form.
You squeakily exclaim, "... the power of cheese!"
>raise claidh
You raise your vaalorn-trimmed claidhmore in triumph!
>
A giant rat nods.
>
You return to your giantman form.
A giant rat rolls his eyes.
>
A giant rat squeaks, "You there hiding! You trying to steal cheese?"
Voleur comes out of hiding.
Voleur gulps.
>
A giant rat sniffs at Voleur.
>
Voleur says, "No"
>
A giant rat tries to bite you!
AS: +5 vs DS: +45 with AvD: +19 + d100 roll: +9 = -12
A clean miss.
>
A giant rat says, "Uh huh."
A giant rat searches around a moment.
>
A giant rat tries to bite Kujin!
AS: +5 vs DS: +68 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +28 = +0
A clean miss.
>
A giant rat searches around a moment.
>
A giant rat searches around a moment.
>
A giant rat scampers south.
>
A giant rat squeaks as it slowly backs away.
>
A sudden fierce gust of wind howls through the area!
Voleur is forced out of hiding.
Voleur is buffeted by the wind and knocked to the ground!
>
Voleur says, "You'll never find me.. neener neener."
>
Voleur stands up.
A giant rat snickers.
A giant rat says, "Neener neener neener. There you are."
You hear a giant rat says, "Can't fine me, neener neener neener."
A giant rat comes out of hiding.
A giant rat snorts.
A giant rat sniffs the air anxiously.
A giant rat glances around, sure it has missed something...
A giant rat snatches up a wedge of mild goat cheese.
>
(Warclaidhm waves the cheese at the rat)
>
A giant rat tries to bite Kujin!
AS: +5 vs DS: +68 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +15 = -13
A clean miss.
>
A giant rat points at you.
>'no!
You squeakily exclaim, "no!"
>
A giant rat asks, "Do you want me to invoke the magic?"
>"Dont do it!
You squeakily exclaim, "Dont do it!"
>
A giant rat tries to bite you!
AS: +5 vs DS: +45 with AvD: +19 + d100 roll: +47 = +26
A clean miss.
A giant rat tries to bite Kujin!
AS: +5 vs DS: +68 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +52 = +24
A clean miss.
>'no!!
You squeakily exclaim, "no!!"
>
A giant rat exclaims, "Drop the cheese!"
>drop chee
You drop a wedge of mild goat cheese.
>
A giant rat sniffs the air anxiously.
A giant rat discovers Voleur, who was hidden!
A giant rat tries to bite Voleur!
AS: +5 vs DS: +53 with AvD: +30 + d100 roll: +95 = +77
A clean miss.
A giant rat squeaks as it slowly backs away.
>
Voleur stands up.
>
Xerthious just arrived.
>
A giant rat exclaims, "Step away from the cheese!"
>
You squeakily say, "he's gonna turn you to stone"
>l
Xerthious went through an old rusty grate.
>
[Wehnimer's Sewer, Nexus]
Dim light filters down from the rusty grate imbedded in the ceiling. The walls are cracked and broken, while the floor is covered with a thin layer of mud, or worse. The air is damp and musty, while gently drifting in from the surrounding tunnels are some of the most appalling odors it has ever been your misfortune to experience. Tunnels slope slightly downward in all directions. You also see a giant rat, a rat pelt, a giant rat, a giant rat, a giant rat, a giant rat, a giant rat, a giant rat, a giant rat and a mug of golden wheat beer.
Also here: Kujin
Obvious exits: north, south, east, west, northeast, northwest, southeast, southwest
>
You hear someone gasp.
>
You hear the voice of Voleur say, "Noooo"
A giant rat tries to bite Kujin!
AS: +5 vs DS: +68 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +53 = +25
A clean miss.
>
A giant rat sniffs the air anxiously.
A giant rat glances around, sure it has missed something...
>
A giant rat sniffs the air anxiously.
A giant rat glances around, sure it has missed something...
>
A giant rat says, "Ohhhh yes."
You hear the voice of Voleur say, "Although.. I would make a rather handsome statue."
>
A giant rat sniffs the air anxiously.
A giant rat glances around, sure it has missed something...
>
A giant rat tries to bite Kujin!
AS: +5 vs DS: +68 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +34 = +6
A clean miss.
>
A giant rat snorts.
>
You squeakily say, "ok rat"
>'Gimmie your ale!!
You squeakily exclaim, "Gimmie your ale!!"
>'all of it!
You squeakily exclaim, "all of it!"
A giant rat snorts
A giant rat says, "Go to Helga's, you fluffy pink fool."
>
Kujin says, "if you want the cheese back meet our demands"
>'yeah, what kujin siad
You squeakily say, "yeah, what kujin siad"
>l
Kujin put a wedge of mild goat cheese in his belt pouch.
>
[Wehnimer's Sewer, Nexus]
Dim light filters down from the rusty grate imbedded in the ceiling. The walls are cracked and broken, while the floor is covered with a thin layer of mud, or worse. The air is damp and musty, while gently drifting in from the surrounding tunnels are some of the most appalling odors it has ever been your misfortune to experience. Tunnels slope slightly downward in all directions. You also see a giant rat, a rat pelt and a mug of golden wheat beer.
Also here: Kujin
Obvious exits: north, south, east, west, northeast, northwest, southeast, southwest
>
Kujin slings a reinforced shield off from over his shoulder.
>
Kujin says, "or you will never feast upon the magical cheese again"
>
You hear a rat yell, "Never! We will have revenge at a later time!"
An old memory bubbles up from your past, and causes you to reflect a moment. With a flash of insight, you realize you understand yourself a bit better than you did a moment ago. The sudden feeling of self-knowledge is a pleasant one.
>
Then all hell broke loose .. here it is, I hope you get a as many kicks out of it as I did, its hilarious:
A giant rat exclaims, "Drop my cheese!"
A giant rat pokes you.
>
You drop a wedge of mild goat cheese.
You squeakily exclaim, "You better eat it!"
>
Harkot came through an old rusty grate.
>
A giant rat says, "Don't touch it again."
>l
A giant rat exclaims, "My cheese!"
Harkot says, "Rats aren't supposed to talk."
Harkot says, "I deman that you stop right now."
>
Harkot folds his arms over his chest.
'Hows it taste rat?
>You squeakily ask, "Hows it taste rat?"
A sudden fierce gust of wind howls through the area!
Harkot is buffeted by the wind and knocked to the ground!
>
A giant rat says, "Scuse me."
>
A giant rat says, "Get 'em, brother rats."
You laugh out loud!
You squeakily exclaim, "Take this!"
>tack rat
You hurl yourself at a giant rat and connect!
MS: +174 - MD: +4 + MAvA: 0 + d100: +93 == +263
Success!
You hammer a giant rat to the ground. 24 hits! You jump to your feet.
The giant rat collapses to the ground, emits a final squeal, and dies.
Roundtime: 7 sec.
>
Kujin says, "they are after me"
>
Melor just arrived.
A giant rat exclaims, "You killed him!"
You squeakily say, "Yes! "
>
A giant rat exclaims, "Bring out the magic of the cheese!"
A giant rat rubs his cheese.
A giant rat recites:
"Behold, the power of the cheese!"
>'Power of the cheese?
You squeakily ask, "Power of the cheese?"
>
Harkot swings a handaxe at a giant rat!
AS: +40 vs DS: +10 with AvD: +30 + d100 roll: +16 = +76
A clean miss.
>"Uh oh
You squeakily say, "Uh oh"
A giant rat points at you.
Stiff...suddenly you feel so very stiff. Your mind goes blank. It's as if you were turned to stone.
A giant rat smirks.
>n
One of the characteristics of statuary is complete immobility. Surely you know that.
>'Whoa
Harkot swings a handaxe at a giant rat!
AS: +40 vs DS: +10 with AvD: +30 + d100 roll: +33 = +93
A clean miss.
A giant rat tries to bite Kujin!
AS: +5 vs DS: +68 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +50 = +22
A clean miss.
>
How? You are made of stone.
A giant rat recites:
"Behold!"
Kujin gestures at a giant rat.
Kujin hurls a stream of fire at a giant rat!
AS: +87 vs DS: +10 with AvD: +55 + d100 roll: +24 = +156
... and hits for 97 points of damage!
Flames engulf body. Chest left a smoldering ruin.
The giant rat collapses to the ground, emits a final squeal, and dies.
A giant rat points at Kujin.
Kujin suddenly grows completely still. He, and everything he posesses, turns a pale shade of grey and becomes hard as stone.
>
A sudden fierce gust of wind howls through the area!
Harkot is buffeted by the wind and knocked to the ground!
>
A giant rat squeaks, "Kill the cheese stealer!"
>
A giant rat suddenly lets out a loud squeak as it glares about.
>
Harkot swings a handaxe at a giant rat!
AS: +40 vs DS: +10 with AvD: +30 + d100 roll: +86 = +146
... and hits for 39 points of damage!
Diagonal slash leaves a bloody trail across the giant rat's torso.
The giant rat collapses to the ground, emits a final squeal, and dies.
>
Xerthious just arrived.
>
Xerthious just went north.
>
A giant rat scampers in!
>
Harkot searches a giant rat.
A giant rat decays into a pile of mangy hair and bone.
>
Harkot exclaims, "Kill the talking rats!"
The aroma of cheese drifts in the air.
[Wehnimer's Sewer, Nexus]
Dim light filters down from the rusty grate imbedded in the ceiling. The walls are cracked and broken, while the floor is covered with a thin layer of mud, or worse. The air is damp and musty, while gently drifting in from the surrounding tunnels are some of the most appalling odors it has ever been your misfortune to experience. Tunnels slope slightly downward in all directions. You also see a mug of golden wheat beer, a giant rat, a wedge of mild goat cheese and a wedge of mild goat cheese.
Also here: Kujin, Harkot
Obvious exits: north, south, east, west, northeast, northwest, southeast, southwest
>look kuj
You see a stone statue ofKujin.
A giant rat pokes at you. You feel like you can move again.
>
A giant rat squeaks, "He warned you! The magic of the cheese!"
Kujin returns to his elven form.
You squeakily exclaim, "... the power of cheese!"
>raise claidh
You raise your vaalorn-trimmed claidhmore in triumph!
>
A giant rat nods.
>
You return to your giantman form.
A giant rat rolls his eyes.
>
A giant rat squeaks, "You there hiding! You trying to steal cheese?"
Voleur comes out of hiding.
Voleur gulps.
>
A giant rat sniffs at Voleur.
>
Voleur says, "No"
>
A giant rat tries to bite you!
AS: +5 vs DS: +45 with AvD: +19 + d100 roll: +9 = -12
A clean miss.
>
A giant rat says, "Uh huh."
A giant rat searches around a moment.
>
A giant rat tries to bite Kujin!
AS: +5 vs DS: +68 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +28 = +0
A clean miss.
>
A giant rat searches around a moment.
>
A giant rat searches around a moment.
>
A giant rat scampers south.
>
A giant rat squeaks as it slowly backs away.
>
A sudden fierce gust of wind howls through the area!
Voleur is forced out of hiding.
Voleur is buffeted by the wind and knocked to the ground!
>
Voleur says, "You'll never find me.. neener neener."
>
Voleur stands up.
A giant rat snickers.
A giant rat says, "Neener neener neener. There you are."
You hear a giant rat says, "Can't fine me, neener neener neener."
A giant rat comes out of hiding.
A giant rat snorts.
A giant rat sniffs the air anxiously.
A giant rat glances around, sure it has missed something...
A giant rat snatches up a wedge of mild goat cheese.
>
(Warclaidhm waves the cheese at the rat)
>
A giant rat tries to bite Kujin!
AS: +5 vs DS: +68 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +15 = -13
A clean miss.
>
A giant rat points at you.
>'no!
You squeakily exclaim, "no!"
>
A giant rat asks, "Do you want me to invoke the magic?"
>"Dont do it!
You squeakily exclaim, "Dont do it!"
>
A giant rat tries to bite you!
AS: +5 vs DS: +45 with AvD: +19 + d100 roll: +47 = +26
A clean miss.
A giant rat tries to bite Kujin!
AS: +5 vs DS: +68 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +52 = +24
A clean miss.
>'no!!
You squeakily exclaim, "no!!"
>
A giant rat exclaims, "Drop the cheese!"
>drop chee
You drop a wedge of mild goat cheese.
>
A giant rat sniffs the air anxiously.
A giant rat discovers Voleur, who was hidden!
A giant rat tries to bite Voleur!
AS: +5 vs DS: +53 with AvD: +30 + d100 roll: +95 = +77
A clean miss.
A giant rat squeaks as it slowly backs away.
>
Voleur stands up.
>
Xerthious just arrived.
>
A giant rat exclaims, "Step away from the cheese!"
>
You squeakily say, "he's gonna turn you to stone"
>l
Xerthious went through an old rusty grate.
>
[Wehnimer's Sewer, Nexus]
Dim light filters down from the rusty grate imbedded in the ceiling. The walls are cracked and broken, while the floor is covered with a thin layer of mud, or worse. The air is damp and musty, while gently drifting in from the surrounding tunnels are some of the most appalling odors it has ever been your misfortune to experience. Tunnels slope slightly downward in all directions. You also see a giant rat, a rat pelt, a giant rat, a giant rat, a giant rat, a giant rat, a giant rat, a giant rat, a giant rat and a mug of golden wheat beer.
Also here: Kujin
Obvious exits: north, south, east, west, northeast, northwest, southeast, southwest
>
You hear someone gasp.
>
You hear the voice of Voleur say, "Noooo"
A giant rat tries to bite Kujin!
AS: +5 vs DS: +68 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +53 = +25
A clean miss.
>
A giant rat sniffs the air anxiously.
A giant rat glances around, sure it has missed something...
>
A giant rat sniffs the air anxiously.
A giant rat glances around, sure it has missed something...
>
A giant rat says, "Ohhhh yes."
You hear the voice of Voleur say, "Although.. I would make a rather handsome statue."
>
A giant rat sniffs the air anxiously.
A giant rat glances around, sure it has missed something...
>
A giant rat tries to bite Kujin!
AS: +5 vs DS: +68 with AvD: +35 + d100 roll: +34 = +6
A clean miss.
>
A giant rat snorts.
>
You squeakily say, "ok rat"
>'Gimmie your ale!!
You squeakily exclaim, "Gimmie your ale!!"
>'all of it!
You squeakily exclaim, "all of it!"
A giant rat snorts
A giant rat says, "Go to Helga's, you fluffy pink fool."
>
Kujin says, "if you want the cheese back meet our demands"
>'yeah, what kujin siad
You squeakily say, "yeah, what kujin siad"
>l
Kujin put a wedge of mild goat cheese in his belt pouch.
>
[Wehnimer's Sewer, Nexus]
Dim light filters down from the rusty grate imbedded in the ceiling. The walls are cracked and broken, while the floor is covered with a thin layer of mud, or worse. The air is damp and musty, while gently drifting in from the surrounding tunnels are some of the most appalling odors it has ever been your misfortune to experience. Tunnels slope slightly downward in all directions. You also see a giant rat, a rat pelt and a mug of golden wheat beer.
Also here: Kujin
Obvious exits: north, south, east, west, northeast, northwest, southeast, southwest
>
Kujin slings a reinforced shield off from over his shoulder.
>
Kujin says, "or you will never feast upon the magical cheese again"
>
You hear a rat yell, "Never! We will have revenge at a later time!"
An old memory bubbles up from your past, and causes you to reflect a moment. With a flash of insight, you realize you understand yourself a bit better than you did a moment ago. The sudden feeling of self-knowledge is a pleasant one.
>