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04-12-2004, 08:54 PM
But the bitch came back, the very next day...


Lord Chadj just came down a cobblestone walkway leading back to the main square.
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Soldavi traces a simple rune while intoning a short, mystical phrase...
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Soldavi gestures at you.
CS: +213 - TD: +191 + CvA: -7 + d100: +7 - -5 == +27
Warded off!
>at snow
The pure white snow-owl spears you with a accusatory glare as you start to attack. Quickly realizing he isn't being agressive, you stop your actions.
>at snowd
Snowdrop is enraged by your attack!
You swing a monir-hafted golvern morning star at Snowdrop!
AS: +370 vs DS: +176 with AvD: +28 + d100 roll: +71 = +293
... and hit for 83 points of damage!
Left leg ripped from socket at the knee!
Snowdrop screams and falls to the ground grasping her mangled left leg!
She is stunned!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
>l
[House of Paupers, Grounds]
You see a weathered stone building nestled low among tall modwir and weeping willow trees. A gleaming vultite plaque is affixed to the dark, wrought-iron fence which surrounds and defines the grounds, through which you glimpse formally clipped hedges and an elegant fountain in the midst of a rose garden. A red-carpeted walkway covered by a long, narrow awning leads up to massive double doors. You also see a pure white snow-owl that is flying around, the House Paupers doorkeeper, a wrought iron gate and a cobblestone walkway leading back to the main square.
Also here: Lord Chadj, a stunned Snowdrop who is lying down, Rowi, Coffie, Great Lord Omens, Caralissa, Soldavi
Obvious paths: none
>'look
You clearly say, "Look."
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A horned frog hops into the area.
>'a halflin
You clearly say, "A halflin."
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Soldavi's hands glow with power as he summons elemental energy to his command...
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The doorkeeper shifts his position slightly as he watches people come and go.
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Chadj changes his tune, adding a new element to his song...
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Soldavi gestures at you.
The ground beneath your feet begins to boil violently!
You dodge out of the way!
The ground then quickly cools.
>'without a leg!
You clearly exclaim, "Without a leg!"
>at sold
You swing a monir-hafted golvern morning star at Soldavi!
AS: +370 vs DS: +172 with AvD: +34 + d100 roll: +82 = +314
... and hit for 100 points of damage!
Strike punctures thigh and shatters femur!
Soldavi screams and falls to the ground grasping his mangled left leg!
He is stunned!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
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Rowi gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
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Soldavi no longer bristles with energy.
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The horned frog sits down.
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Rowi gestures at Snowdrop.
The glazed look leaves Snowdrop.
>'another legless halfling!
You clearly exclaim, "Another legless halfling!"
>hide
Roundtime: 3 sec.
You attempt to blend with the surroundings and feel confident that no one has noticed your doing so.
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Rowi gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
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Rowi gestures at Soldavi.
The glazed look leaves Soldavi.
>'legless halflins everywhere!
You clearly exclaim, "Legless halflins everywhere!"
>laugh roar
You throw back your head and roar with laughter!
Soldavi stands up.
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Snowdrop stands up.
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The horned frog stands back up.
>"my Gods!
You clearly exclaim, "My Gods!"
>l
[House of Paupers, Grounds]
You see a weathered stone building nestled low among tall modwir and weeping willow trees. A gleaming vultite plaque is affixed to the dark, wrought-iron fence which surrounds and defines the grounds, through which you glimpse formally clipped hedges and an elegant fountain in the midst of a rose garden. A red-carpeted walkway covered by a long, narrow awning leads up to massive double doors. You also see a horned frog, a pure white snow-owl that is flying around, the House Paupers doorkeeper, a wrought iron gate and a cobblestone walkway leading back to the main square.
Also here: Lord Chadj, Snowdrop, Rowi, Coffie, Great Lord Omens, Caralissa, Soldavi
Obvious paths: none
>
Reine just came down a cobblestone walkway leading back to the main square.
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* Caipre just bit the dust!
>l
[House of Paupers, Grounds]
You see a weathered stone building nestled low among tall modwir and weeping willow trees. A gleaming vultite plaque is affixed to the dark, wrought-iron fence which surrounds and defines the grounds, through which you glimpse formally clipped hedges and an elegant fountain in the midst of a rose garden. A red-carpeted walkway covered by a long, narrow awning leads up to massive double doors. You also see a horned frog, a pure white snow-owl that is flying around, the House Paupers doorkeeper, a wrought iron gate and a cobblestone walkway leading back to the main square.
Also here: Reine, Lord Chadj, Snowdrop, Rowi, Coffie, Great Lord Omens, Caralissa, Soldavi
Obvious paths: none
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Reine gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
Reine gestures.
Nothing happens.
>
The horned frog hops off.
>"We finish bastards off?
You clearly ask, "We finish bastards off?"
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Snowdrop makes a nearly imperceptible motion while whispering a soft phrase...
Snowdrop gestures.
A sudden burst of bright light emanates from Snowdrop's hand!
You are revealed from hiding!
>l
[House of Paupers, Grounds]
You see a weathered stone building nestled low among tall modwir and weeping willow trees. A gleaming vultite plaque is affixed to the dark, wrought-iron fence which surrounds and defines the grounds, through which you glimpse formally clipped hedges and an elegant fountain in the midst of a rose garden. A red-carpeted walkway covered by a long, narrow awning leads up to massive double doors. You also see a pure white snow-owl that is flying around, the House Paupers doorkeeper, a wrought iron gate and a cobblestone walkway leading back to the main square.
Also here: Reine, Lord Chadj, Snowdrop, Rowi, Coffie, Great Lord Omens, Caralissa, Soldavi
Obvious paths: none
>
Snowdrop attempts to kick you!
MB: 258 vs MB: 125 = 133 -- Gain advantage!
Quick move! Gained great position.
THT 76, d100 roll: 72, modified: 205
and hits for 53 points of damage!
... +1 extra hits. Kick to side.
>go gat
The doorman opens the gate and waves you inside.
[House of Paupers, Grounds]
To either side of the carpeted walkway, you see rows of neatly clipped hedges and shady trees. Vibrant roses in every imaginable hue surround you with their delicate, pleasing scent. Nestled within the shelter of proud modwirs and softly swaying willow trees, the massive double doors beckon you to enter the House of Paupers and forget the hustle and bustle of the Landing just outside the gate. You also see a rose-covered trellis.
Obvious paths: none
>hide
>
Roundtime: 3 sec.
You attempt to blend with the surroundings and feel confident that no one has noticed your doing so.
>sym of restor
Soldavi just came through a wrought iron gate.

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You feel the power of the symbol course through your body.
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sym of restor
You feel the power of the symbol course through your body.
>
sym of restor
You feel the power of the symbol course through your body.
>
Soldavi just went through a wrought iron gate.
>l
[House of Paupers, Grounds]
To either side of the carpeted walkway, you see rows of neatly clipped hedges and shady trees. Vibrant roses in every imaginable hue surround you with their delicate, pleasing scent. Nestled within the shelter of proud modwirs and softly swaying willow trees, the massive double doors beckon you to enter the House of Paupers and forget the hustle and bustle of the Landing just outside the gate. You also see a rose-covered trellis.
Obvious paths: none
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Soldavi's group just came through a wrought iron gate.
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A pure white snow-owl glides into view.
>
Soldavi just went through a wrought iron gate.
>sym of thought if one kills somebody inside a Great House, will they get fined?
You concentrate on the Symbol of Thought.
>l
[House of Paupers, Grounds]
To either side of the carpeted walkway, you see rows of neatly clipped hedges and shady trees. Vibrant roses in every imaginable hue surround you with their delicate, pleasing scent. Nestled within the shelter of proud modwirs and softly swaying willow trees, the massive double doors beckon you to enter the House of Paupers and forget the hustle and bustle of the Landing just outside the gate. You also see a pure white snow-owl that is flying around and a rose-covered trellis.
Also here: Lord Chadj, Snowdrop
Obvious paths: none
>
Snowdrop just went through a wrought iron gate.
A pure white snow-owl flaps his wings once and soars out of sight.
>

[Tiancum] "nothing much"
>
Where are you trying to go?
>cman scharge chad
You leap from hiding to attack!
You charge forward at Chadj with your vultite wall shield and attempt a shield charge!
[Roll result: 208 (open d100: 79) Penalties: 30]
Lucky charge and Chadj is flipped through the air to crash on his head!
... 15 points of damage!
You broke Chadj's nose!
Chadj is stunned!
Roundtime: 10 sec.
>l
[House of Paupers, Grounds]
To either side of the carpeted walkway, you see rows of neatly clipped hedges and shady trees. Vibrant roses in every imaginable hue surround you with their delicate, pleasing scent. Nestled within the shelter of proud modwirs and softly swaying willow trees, the massive double doors beckon you to enter the House of Paupers and forget the hustle and bustle of the Landing just outside the gate. You also see a rose-covered trellis.
Also here: a stunned Lord Chadj who is lying down
Obvious paths: none
>
A horned frog hops into the area.
>'hey there buddy
You clearly say, "Hey there buddy."
>hide
...wait 6 seconds.
>
hide
The frog takes a look around.
There is a twinkle in a horned frog's eyes for a moment.
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hide
...wait 5 seconds.
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hide
...wait 5 seconds.
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hide
...wait 5 seconds.
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hide
...wait 5 seconds.
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hide
...wait 4 seconds.
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hide
...wait 4 seconds.
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hide
...wait 4 seconds.
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...wait 4 seconds.
>l
[House of Paupers, Grounds]
To either side of the carpeted walkway, you see rows of neatly clipped hedges and shady trees. Vibrant roses in every imaginable hue surround you with their delicate, pleasing scent. Nestled within the shelter of proud modwirs and softly swaying willow trees, the massive double doors beckon you to enter the House of Paupers and forget the hustle and bustle of the Landing just outside the gate. You also see a horned frog and a rose-covered trellis.
Also here: a stunned Lord Chadj who is lying down
Obvious paths: none
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hide
...wait 3 seconds.
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hide
hide
...wait 3 seconds.
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hide
...wait 3 seconds.
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hide
...wait 3 seconds.
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hide
...wait 2 seconds.
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hide
...wait 2 seconds.
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hide
Lord Korlax just trudged through a wrought iron gate.
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hide
...wait 2 seconds.
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...wait 2 seconds.
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...wait 2 seconds.
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hide
...wait 1 seconds.
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hide
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hide
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...wait 1 seconds.
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hide
...wait 1 seconds.

>hide
Roundtime: 3 sec.
You attempt to blend with the surroundings and feel confident that no one has noticed your doing so.

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The horned frog hops off.
>'Remember me?
You clearly ask, "Remember me?"

If I weren't an Atheist, I'd swear to God that those were unfocused attacks and not ambushes. Methinks the hobbits legs are growing longer and their brains are growing smaller.

Sincerely, Your Friend,
-Hammerrhead

Bobmuhthol
04-12-2004, 08:58 PM
Shut.
The.
Fuck.
Up.

And DON'T YOU EVER CALL SNOWDROP A BITCH AGAIN.

Ravenstorm
04-12-2004, 09:02 PM
Why isn't this, and the rest of the crap posted recently, in the dueling area?

Raven

Celexei
04-12-2004, 09:07 PM
because of the fact that Stanley IS a character complaint

04-12-2004, 09:17 PM
I don't have to call Snowblower a bitch anymore...
here's proof...

Snowdrop is letting you know that she considers it likely that the two of you will likely be engaging in CvC combat in the near future.

If you are willing to enter CvC combat with Snowdrop, type: ACKNOWLEDGE WARNING.
If you would rather keep it peaceful, type: DECLINE WARNING.
YOUR RESPONSE WILL BE LOGGED. You will have two minutes to respond.
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* Rusaht just bit the dust!
>laugh
You laugh out loud!
>
* Velona just bit the dust!
>warn snowdrop
You cast Snowdrop a stern warning glance.
>l
[Master's Hall]
The arched ceiling ends in a flat wall whose entire face is made of glass framed in arches of pure white ora. Beyond the glass is a long row of greenery interspersed with flowers and shrubs. Sunken into the floor is a lounge with tables and soft couches. Intricate tapestries decorate the walls with scenes of the struggle to free the undead. You also see a large parchment, an intricate tapestry and a silver globe.
Also here: Snowdrop
Obvious exits: west
>think
You rub your chin thoughtfully.
>"Well..
You clearly say, "Well.."
>"I guess it's only fair
You clearly say, "I guess it's only fair."
>decline warning
You decline Snowdrop's warning, indicating a lack of desire for combat.

YOUR DECLINE HAS BEEN RECORDED.
>'afk
You clearly say, "Afk."
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Snowdrop says, "Then I will kill you otherwise."
>
Snowdrop tried to begin dragging you, but your group status is closed. Type "GROUP OPEN" to permit yourself to be dragged.
* Shartoose just bit the dust!
>
* Chandea just bit the dust!
>
* Smuthami just bit the dust!
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* Mommat just bit the dust!
>
Lady Sazia just arrived.
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Sazia gently rubs a silver globe.
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Sazia reaches out and touches a silver globe.
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Sazia turns to face a silver globe.
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Sazia stands up.
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Sazia reaches out and touches a silver globe.
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Lady Sazia just went west.
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* Verritas just bit the dust!
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A Master walks in briskly, papers tucked under her arms. "Seems like this is all I ever do." She drops onto a comfortable chair and stretches out for a moment. Then, with a sigh, she stands back up and walks away.
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You sense Snowdrop looking in on you.

Lady Sazia just arrived.
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Sazia seems slightly different.
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Sazia just rubbed the tapestry.
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Sazia just rubbed the tapestry.
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Sazia just rubbed the tapestry.
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Sazia reaches out and touches a silver globe.
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Sazia kneels down.
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Sazia reaches out and touches a silver globe.
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Sazia leans over and kisses the globe.
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Sazia gently rubs a silver globe.
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Sazia traces a sign while petitioning the spirits for cognition...
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[Leaving rest mode.]

Sazia gestures.
A brilliant aura surrounds Sazia.
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Sazia gently rubs a silver globe.
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Sazia gently rubs a silver globe.
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Sazia leans over and kisses the globe.
>
You sense Snowdrop looking in on you.

yadda, yadda, yadda,
She's currently stalking me in the Voln Tapestry room.

I normally wouldn't turn a warning around on someone, because warnings are for bitches and pussies, but this bitch has it coming.


And Bobby, why do you look like an almost attractive female?


Sincerely,
-Hammerrhead.

04-12-2004, 09:19 PM
Why isn't this, and the rest of the crap posted recently, in the dueling area?

Honestly, if you had two midgets running up to you and kicking in the shins, you wouldn't be complaining?

[Edited on 4-13-2004 by Stanley Burrell]

Celexei
04-12-2004, 09:30 PM
Originally posted by Stanley Burrell

>'afk
You clearly say, "Afk."
-Hammerrhead.

seriously tell me you didn't say afk IG, you OOC motha

Wezas
04-12-2004, 09:35 PM
So Snow wanted to actually fight you, and you pussied out.

So much for the benefit of the doubt, you're definately a douche.

Celexei
04-12-2004, 09:37 PM
LMFAO

Bobmuhthol
04-12-2004, 09:44 PM
<<And Bobby, why do you look like an almost attractive female?>>

Not being absolutely retarded is attractive to me. Snowdrop is a Goddess compared to a wide array of people.

04-12-2004, 09:53 PM
seriously tell me you didn't say afk IG, you OOC motha.

My bad Celexei, it's hard to RP when ya have the "tosser" screaming gal following you around like a lost little puppy/sick demented stalker bitch.

04-12-2004, 09:56 PM
So Snow wanted to actually fight you, and you pussied out.
So much for the benefit of the doubt, you're definately a douche.

Listen, I killed her more than one time already that's enough, besides she's younger than me, acts completely OOC, ...is a total bitch... Fuck it, Wezas is right.

Bobmuhthol
04-12-2004, 10:00 PM
Wezas IS right.

You're a fucking idiot, and I've never known Snowdrop to be OOC. Now shut up before I shut you up, muthafucka!

Parkbandit
04-12-2004, 10:03 PM
Originally posted by Stanley Burrell
seriously tell me you didn't say afk IG, you OOC motha.

My bad Celexei, it's hard to RP when ya have the "tosser" screaming gal following you around like a lost little puppy/sick demented stalker bitch.

Yea.. it's real fucking tough to roleplay.

God.. I must be a fucking genius.

Hammerrhead.. don't worry. You won't get your teeth kicked in by Falgrin any longer.. as you have proven without a doubt that you are incapable of roleplaying anything.

Seriously.. avoid Falgrin if you could. I'll make sure he avoids you.

Bobmuhthol
04-12-2004, 10:09 PM
omg falgy falg r i gud rowelplaer?

Celexei
04-12-2004, 10:10 PM
hey adepting a dialect is good RPing

04-12-2004, 10:27 PM
The Bobmuhthol says,
Wezas IS right.
You're a fucking idiot, and I've never known Snowdrop to be OOC. Now shut up before I shut you up, muthafucka!

Bob, before mommy tucks you into bed, do you kiss her with that dirty mouth of yours, or do you save her the trouble and put a paper bag over your head?

04-12-2004, 10:30 PM
Celexei was calling me OOC bob, so you have nothing to worry about except for dementia paranoia.

So I courteously ask you politely, "Might thee refrain, 'Muthafucka'?"

Bobmuhthol
04-12-2004, 10:32 PM
Celexei was calling you OOC, correct.

I also think (know) you're OOC.

And I said Snowdrop is not OOC and you should shut the fuck up.

04-12-2004, 10:46 PM
Bob very good. You are correct.

I snagged your post because it was obscene and you stick out like puss-filled, bloody, oozing sore thumb. I won't even bother repeating it jesus.

You're a fucking idiot, and I've never known Snowdrop to be OOC. Now shut up before I shut you up, muthafucka!

You're a fucking idiot, and I've never known Snowdrop to be OOC. Now shut up before I shut you up, muthafucka!

You're a fucking idiot, and I've never known Snowdrop to be OOC. Now shut up before I shut you up, muthafucka!

You're a fucking idiot, and I've never known Snowdrop to be OOC. Now shut up before I shut you up, muthafucka!


Bob, chill.

Celexei
04-12-2004, 10:48 PM
Originally posted by Stanley Burrell
Bob very good. You are correct.

I snagged your post because it was obscene and you stick out like pus-filled, bloody, oozing sore thumb. I won't even bother repeating it jesus.

You're a fucking idiot, and I've never known Snowdrop to be OOC. Now shut up before I shut you up, muthafucka!

You're a fucking idiot, and I've never known Snowdrop to be OOC. Now shut up before I shut you up, muthafucka!

You're a fucking idiot, and I've never known Snowdrop to be OOC. Now shut up before I shut you up, muthafucka!

You're a fucking idiot, and I've never known Snowdrop to be OOC. Now shut up before I shut you up, muthafucka!


Bob, chill.

cause fucknutz can't spell

04-12-2004, 11:07 PM
I thought moderators were supposed to set an example for the community, No?

Bobmuhthol
04-12-2004, 11:13 PM
No.

They're supposed to moderate.

Tsa`ah
04-12-2004, 11:15 PM
Originally posted by Ravenstorm
Why isn't this, and the rest of the crap posted recently, in the dueling area?

Raven

Good question. No need for an answer ... moved.

04-12-2004, 11:23 PM
Hey, you guys are absolutely right, this post does belong in a dueling arena, the posts have become much more of a battle than anything constructive.

Speaking of which, to help you guys out as an inspiring wannabe moderator myself, I found this garbage lunatic post http://forum.gsplayers.com/viewthread.php?tid=6071 in the character complaints section and want to make the helpful suggestion of it being moved.

Sincerely,
-Hammerrhead

[Edited on 4-13-2004 by Stanley Burrell]

Bobmuhthol
04-12-2004, 11:25 PM
It's a character complaint, retard.

Wezas
04-12-2004, 11:27 PM
Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
It's a character complaint, retard.

Pwned!

And to prove it's a character complaint, look at the last word of his post.

Shari
04-13-2004, 02:47 AM
Originally posted by Stanley Burrell
Listen, I killed her more than one time already that's enough, besides she's younger than me, acts completely OOC, ...is a total bitch... Fuck it, Wezas is right.

and only a few posts EARLIER...


Originally posted by Stanley Burrell
::ducks::

seriously tell me you didn't say afk IG, you OOC motha.

My bad Celexei, it's hard to RP when ya have the "tosser" screaming gal following you around like a lost little puppy/sick demented stalker bitch.

It hurts my brain when people are this stupid.

And that is the fucking stupidist excuse for "accidentally" going OOC.

Not to mention your "my bad" apology.

I think I'm going to vomit.

Edited because I can't get my bold or italics commands straight.

[Edited on 4-13-2004 by Jesae]

FinisWolf
04-13-2004, 06:29 AM
Originally posted by Stanley Burrell
seriously tell me you didn't say afk IG, you OOC motha.

My bad Celexei, it's hard to RP when ya have the "tosser" screaming gal following you around like a lost little puppy/sick demented stalker bitch.

Stain-ly, if you can't RP in a situation like that, you SUCK!

Finiswolf

04-14-2004, 08:15 PM
::sneeze::

Stunseed
04-14-2004, 08:21 PM
:stupid: Now that's a great post.


Who's got that "Attention Whore" image again?

[Edited on 4-14-2004 by Stunseed]

04-14-2004, 10:49 PM
Stop whoring my posts stunseed.