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10-19-2003, 10:42 AM
As the log begins, Edine is being “The Edine” in the crypt. He’s taking a few pot shots for his grammar though...

We decide to scare the kiddies in the crypt.

Here we go....

Edine whispers, "do you wish to be beheaded"
Rascl says, "someones been readin' too many self-help scrolls"
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Edine removes a heavy mithril executioner's sword from in his myklian scale scabbard.
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Rascl just nudged Liesa.
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Liesa giggles.
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Liesa nods to Rascl.
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Edine tightens his grip on his executioner's sword and glances over at you.

You quietly whisper to Edine, "sure... why don't we teach them to fear you. What should I say?"
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Rascl removes an Elven chocolate bar from in his stalking cloak.
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Rascl takes a bite of his Elven chocolate bar.
You stretch.

[Graveyard, Crypt]
Also here: Berger, Charee, Edine, Kiralina who is kneeling, Liesa who is sitting, Rascl who is sitting, Homunkkulus who is lying down
Obvious exits: out
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Rascl asks, "chocolate?"
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Rascl peers quizzically at Liesa.
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Edine whispers, "something disputing my inperfecitons"
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Rascl says, "ah..see ya have yur own"
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Liesa accepts Rascl's Elven chocolate bar.
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Rascl flails his arms about.
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Edine whispers, "er my perfection"
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Rascl chuckles.
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Liesa says, "yep, two now"
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Liesa giggles.
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You say, "Edine, for being perfect and all..."
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You say, "You same terrible grammar"
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Edine darkly says, "Seltyar what did I tell you the last time you said that"

You say, "I just can't bare to listen anymore"
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Edine glances at you.

You say, "Seriously"
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Edine darkly asks, "what did i tell you would happen?"
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Rascl asks, "ya ready?"
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Rascl leans softly against Liesa.

You say, "I know what you told me"

You say, "But whatever"
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Liesa leans softly against Rascl.
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Edine nods to you.

You say, "Read a scroll or something"
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Edine traces a sign while beseeching the spirits for empowerment...
>'Will you?
Edine gestures at you.
CS: +284 - TD: +101 + CvA: +20 + d100: +98 - -5 == +306
Warding failed!
An unseen force envelopes you, restricting all movement.
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You ask, "Will you?"
Rascl removes a blued and gilded vultite longsword from in his black leather back-sheaths.
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In one brisk move, Rascl slides a dwarven crafted rolaren shield off his shoulder.
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Liesa blinks.
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Edine traces a sign while beseeching the spirits for empowerment...
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Rascl stands up.
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Edine gestures at you.
CS: +284 - TD: +71 + CvA: +20 + d100: +36 - -5 == +274
Warding failed!
You suddenly feel angered beyond all reason, causing you to scream out in rage!
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Liesa gasps.
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Edine raises a hand while murmuring a soft orison...
>Edine gestures.
A pearlescent emanation extends outward to encompass Edine and those nearby.
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You exclaim, "That's not reading!"
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Rascl rubs his chin thoughtfully.

You ask, "Did I touch a nerve?"
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Edine raises a hand while murmuring a soft orison...
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Edine gestures.
A surge of radiant energy coalesces around Edine and those nearby.
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Edine traces a sign while petitioning the spirits for cognition...
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Liesa chuckles.
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Edine gestures.
Edine stands tall and appears more confident.
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Edine traces a sign while petitioning the spirits for cognition...

You say, "I think I did..."
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Edine gestures.
A brilliant aura surrounds Edine.
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Liesa says, "appears that way"
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Liesa nods to you.
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Edine darkly says, "i said you would lose your head didnt i"
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Rascl says, "think ya got a fistful"
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Rascl nods to you.
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Liesa chuckles.

You say, "I axed you to work on your grammar"
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Edine gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
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Edine gestures.
An invisible force guides Edine.
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Edine parries with you a bit. (nice work!)

You don't seem to be able to move to do that.
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Edine swings a heavy mithril executioner's sword at you!
AS: +216 vs DS: +20 with AvD: +45 + d100 roll: +30 = +271
... and hits for 151 points of damage!
Wicked slash slices open your chest!
Heart and lungs pureed!
Sickening!
The feeling of intense rage leaves you.
The restricting force that envelops you dissolves away.
You feel the aura of confidence leave you.
You feel the inner strength leave you.

It seems you have died, my friend. Although you cannot do anything, you are keenly aware of what is going on around you...

You mentally give a sigh of relief as you remember that the Goddess Lorminstra owes you a favor.

...departing in 10 mins...
The guiding force leaves Edine.
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* Seltyar just bit the dust!
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Liesa gasps.
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Rascl winces.
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Icronmio says, "ouch"
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Edine darkly says, "much more bloody that way though in yer chest"
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You quietly whisper to Edine, "you missed my head! What the hell was that!"
You say, "ugh"
>look
Edine whispers, "im not a two weapon user"
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[Graveyard, Crypt]
Also here: Icronmio, Berger, Charee, Edine, Kiralina who is kneeling, Liesa who is sitting, Rascl, Homunkkulus who is lying down
Obvious exits: out
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You hear the faint, faraway howl of a lone wolf as Edine removes his eonake falchion from his wolf hide ankle-sheath.
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Rascl rubs his chin thoughtfully.
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Edine darkly says, "appologise"
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Kiralina raises a hand while murmuring a soft orison...
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Kiralina gestures at you.
You feel a tingle on your soul, as if a powerful hand is gently cradling it.
(Thy soul is bound to thy body for an extra 5 minutes and 30 seconds.)

You say, "I'm sorry"
Edine smirks.
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Liesa shakes her head, clucking her tongue.
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Edine darkly says, "beg for forgivness."
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Rascl turns to face Liesa.
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Liesa asks, "ready?"
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Liesa stands up.
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Rascl nods to Liesa.
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Liesa nods.
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Edine raises a hand while murmuring a soft orison...
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Rascl says, "ah've seen 'nuff"
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Edine gestures at you.
Nothing happens.

Rascl nods.
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Liesa slings a black imflass shield off from over her shoulder.

You say, "Edine, I'm sorry for questioning your greatness"
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Rascl's group just went out.
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Edine nods to you.

You quietly whisper to Edine, "that was hilarious!"
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Edine darkly says, "much better"