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Celexei
02-16-2006, 01:41 PM
Alarke traces a simple symbol as he reverently calls upon the power of his patron...

Alarke gestures.
Alarke's skin takes on a more crimson hue.

Alarke confidently calls upon his patron as he motions forcefully...

Eltion just arrived.

Eltion sits down.

Alarke gestures.
A brilliant aura begins to radiate from Alarke!
CS: +329 - TD: +14 + CvA: +18 + d100: +3 - +5 == +331
Warding failed!
Eltion drops to his knees before Alarke!
CS: +329 - TD: +142 + CvA: -21 + d100: +19 - -5 == +190
Warding failed!
Mykill drops to his knees before Alarke!
CS: +329 - TD: +43 + CvA: +18 + d100: +14 == +318
Warding failed!
Fellwind drops to his knees before Alarke!
CS: +329 - TD: +89 + CvA: +14 + d100: +12 - -5 == +271
Warding failed!
Jillyanne drops to her knees before Alarke!
CS: +329 - TD: +112 + CvA: +12 + d100: +34 - -5 == +268
Warding failed!
Tyronica drops to her knees before Alarke!
CS: +329 - TD: +80 + CvA: +2 + d100: +79 - -5 == +335
Warding failed!
Morrlain drops to his knees before Alarke!
CS: +329 - TD: +115 + CvA: +12 + d100: +27 - -5 == +258
Warding failed!
You drop to your knees in awe of the radiant aura emanating from Alarke!
CS: +329 - TD: +22 + CvA: +20 + d100: +76 - +5 == +398
Warding failed!
Rydag drops to his knees before Alarke!
CS: +329 - TD: +29 + CvA: +18 + d100: +75 - -5 == +398
Warding failed!
Naija drops to her knees before Alarke!
CS: +329 - TD: +148 + CvA: +2 + d100: +5 - -5 == +193
Warding failed!
Anta drops to her knees before Alarke!
CS: +329 - TD: +317 + CvA: +2 + d100: +90 == +104
Warding failed!
Girad drops to his knees before Alarke!

A small human child cries out, "Endangering public safety!". His mother then sends him off for the town constable.

A massive grey and black greatfang lunges his head forward and snaps his jaws shut where Alarke's right arm was moments before. Alarke was nearly bitten!

Alarke says, "Oh geez."

Alarke flails his arms about.

Mykill lets out a loud snarling growl and goes berserk!

Mykill struggles against the forces binding him!

Alarke says, "Im sorry."

Alarke frowns.

Mykill struggles against the forces binding him!

A massive grey and black greatfang lunges his head forward and snaps his jaws shut where Alarke's right leg was moments before. Alarke was nearly bitten!

Mykill struggles against the forces binding him!

The white-bellied hawk squawks.

Alarke frowns at a massive grey and black greatfang.

Mykill struggles against the forces binding him!


A quartet of burly deputies bursts in, closely followed by the town constable.

With great ease, the town constable grabs Alarke and shackles his wrists.

"Aha, Varlet! I have you!" the town constable cries out.
The town constable then drags him off.

Drayal
02-16-2006, 01:54 PM
That amount of females kneeling before him would make even Pete North jealous.

Alarke
02-23-2006, 03:17 PM
Yup... screwed that one up, haha. That's what I get for trying to remember how to spell up after a year away.