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Wezas
02-15-2006, 11:58 PM
I will be the first to admit this is my fault. I am sick and semi-working from home today and my home PC's trillian has SimplyAlf renamed as Alfster (when in fact SimplyAlf is Vitruvian).

Chat room log:

[12:48] Legend Wezas: You were renamed incorrectly. That has been resolved
[12:48] Xyelin: show me a new pic of your girlfriend vitruvian
[12:48] Legend Wezas: SimplyAlf is Vitruvian from the message boards
[12:48] Chica: EW
[12:49] Legend Wezas: the one who posted a picture of his "Girlfriend" that had the copywrite of a website
[12:50] Xyelin: (Link: http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b236/Japgross/1449.jpg)http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b236/Japgross/1449.jpg
[12:50] Legend Wezas: lolz
[12:50] Vit: (Link: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=35896803)http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=35896803
[12:50] Xyelin: that was the after he took her to glamour shots
[12:50] Legend Wezas: yeah, that's after he cut off the bottom part that had the website name
[12:50] Vit: my g/f is ana, youll see her message, bye *removed homosexual term*
[12:51] Xyelin: rofl
[12:51] Xyelin: bye glamour shots
[12:51] Vit: youll see, i am nothing like the majority of you dorks, just liked to play the game, now, suck my balls bitches
[12:52] Legend Wezas: I only see one comment in the last month and a half from her
[12:52] Vit: im sure ill see this posted on PC
[12:52] Legend Wezas: and that was someone wishing you a happy valentines day
[12:52] Xyelin: doubt it bro
[12:52] Vit: 2/13 MORON
[12:52] Legend Wezas: ONE COMMENT DOUCHE
[12:52] Legend Wezas: can you read?
[12:52] Legend Wezas: =)
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Tons more blabbing here, mainly him talking shit, calling people names, asking how we can't believe him.

So I send the chick a message through myspace. Mostly just to let her know that he's posting her myspace in a chat room and claiming to be her boyfriend. I know I'd want to know if someone was doing that to me.

I get an IM:

[13:25] Vit: i am the cooloest kid on gemstone for sure
[13:25] Legend Wezas: That's like saying you're the smartest retard at the special olympics.
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So I'm bored at home, I do a google link, for Simplyalf and paste a few results in the chatroom.


[14:09] Legend Wezas: http://www.dreemmoods.com/cgi-bin/dreamforum/cutecast.pl?session=3iPEWdrMS7a66GIT0vsxN3w7m5&forum=7&thread=87821
[14:09] Xyelin: hahah
[14:11] Legend Wezas: http://dreamviews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=23889
Xyelin pastes an IM he has with him into the chatroom
[14:13] Xyelin: BlackBelushi (2:12:25 PM): so how is your flying bike?SimplyAlf (2:12:48 PM): what the?SimplyAlf (2:12:56 PM): how do u know about that?
[14:13] Xyelin: hahs too easy
[14:13] Legend Wezas: rofl
[14:13] Xyelin: I'm gonna fuck with him hard
[14:14] Xyelin: SimplyAlf (2:13:50 PM): u dont know shit u scumbagSimplyAlf (2:14:01 PM): did u visit a lucid dream site?
[14:14] Arkans: lol
[14:15] Xyelin: SimplyAlf (2:14:45 PM): ur that much of a loser that u type simplyalf into a search engine?
[14:15] Xyelin: haha
[14:16] Arkans: [url]http://www.vanessacarlton.com/bboard/forumname/viewprofile.asp?action=view&UserID=132410627
[14:16] Arkans: Apparantly there too


So tonight I log in and he IM's me almost instantly (only thing cut from here is me making fun of his spelling/grammar):


[23:06] Vit: lol, i sent a mes. to ana?
[23:06] Vit: dumb fuck
[23:06] Vit: funny shit
[23:06] Legend Wezas: I'm sorry, please rephrase in english
[23:06] Vit: you sent a message to ana, lol
[23:06] Vit: she told me
[23:06] Legend Wezas: Ah, there that makes more sense
[23:06] Legend Wezas: Yep
[23:07] Legend Wezas: Figured she'd have no problem confirming
[23:07] Vit: what were u looking to get out of this?
[23:07] Vit: and what did she say my little toolbox?
[23:07] Vit: isnt it obvious im friends with great looking women, women that wouldnt peer your way

I go and check:

Ana on Myspace: who are you and why are you asking theses questions? please explain?



[23:07] Legend Wezas: She tiptoed around giving an answer
[23:08] Vit: and what was it my little cockface?
[23:08] Legend Wezas: who are you and why are you asking theses questions? please explain?
[23:08] Vit: were things confirmed my dear watson?
[23:08] Legend Wezas: Nope
[23:08] Legend Wezas: not at all
[23:08] Vit: oic
[23:08] Vit: well, for that i am sorry my little cocksucking dirtball
[23:09] Vit: besides that, how r things
[23:09] Vit: im coming to kick your ass soon
[23:09] Vit: now, go suck your moms tit
[23:09] Vit: send me a message , lets see what yer all about

I reply to Ana


Your friend Alfie has been posting a link to your profile in our chatrooms and claiming you are his girlfriend. He's been caught lying about girlfriends before (the picture of the girlfriend before had a porn website address on the bottom of it). I just wanted to make you aware that someone is linking your myspace page and claiming to be your boyfriend.

If he is your boyfriend then I appologize for wasting your time and you won't hear back from me again.




[23:10] Legend Wezas: sorry, was replying to Ana
[23:10] Vit: what do u think of her?
[23:10] Legend Wezas: She's a cute girl, not my type but cute
[23:13] Vit: she is mad at me right now...
[23:13] Vit: thats y she has anbyone full of shit comments all over the place
[23:13] Vit: and "TRIPPIN" AS HER SON
[23:13] Vit: SONG
[23:18] Vit: what did u say, and did she write back?
[23:19] Legend Wezas: I appologized and clarified myself and let her know I wouldn't be bothering her again
[23:19] Legend Wezas: she hasn't written back
[23:22] Vit: ok wezas
[23:22] Vit: now she thinks i am outting her on pages with porn sites
[23:22] Vit: she thinks its a porn site i as u douchebag
[23:23] Legend Wezas: she's your problem
[23:23] Vit: How could you do this? why would you be sending pics of me to anyone with porn sites on it!!!
[23:23] Legend Wezas: I said nothing about her picture on a porn site
[23:23] Legend Wezas: she must not be able to read
[23:23] Vit: thats what she thinks now moron
[23:23] Vit: b/c u didnt tell her what chatrooms they are, she doesnt know its gemstone
[23:23] Vit: tell her
[23:23] Vit: Your friend Alfie has been posting a link to your profile in our chatrooms and claiming you are his girlfriend. He's been caught lying about girlfriends before (the the picture of the girlfriend before had
[23:24] Vit: lol
[23:24] Vit: dummy
[23:24] Legend Wezas: You tell her you play a text based online roleplaying game
[23:25] Vit: she knows
[23:25] Vit: and
[23:25] Vit: i play at werk moron
[23:25] Vit: Read the message i just sent. I fell in love with the wrong man. Oh my god how could you!!!!!!!!!
[23:25] Vit: dumbass
[23:25] Vit: see what she is writing me
[23:25] Vit: your an idiot
[23:26] Vit: alfie now i have heard it all... you are such an asshole!
[23:26] Legend Wezas: Maybe in the future you won't go throwing around myspace links
[23:27] Vit: 9 friends, sweet, all gemstone players
[23:27] Vit: eh, it dont matter, the truth is out now
[23:27] Vit: thank you, and thanks for playing
[23:27] Legend Wezas: it's an account made just for gemstone
[23:27] Vit: shell get over it
[23:27] Legend Wezas: of course it's just gemstone
[23:28] Vit: so, is my point proven?
[23:28] Legend Wezas: what point?
[23:28] Legend Wezas: she hasn't admitted to being your girlfriend
[23:28] Vit: telling me she fell in love with the wrong man, lololol
[23:28] Legend Wezas: please
[23:29] Vit: shes pissed
[23:29] Legend Wezas: that's coming from you
[23:29] Vit: lol
[23:29] Legend Wezas: you've lied before
[23:29] Vit: ive joked b4
[23:29] Vit: isnt it obvious i could have put any friend of mines picture
[23:29] Legend Wezas: I'm not believing anything unless she replies to mine and says she's dating or has dated you recently
[23:30] Vit: dont u think , i purposely did a shitty crop job, cmon bro
[23:30] Vit: i play gemstone @ werk, u guys make 8 hours fly by
[23:30] Legend Wezas: And you make it entertaining
[23:31] Vit: exactly, at least we are all getting out moneys worth
[23:31] Vit: now suck suck your own cock, after you suck your moms tit
[23:32] Vit: look @ my latest message, when u can talk to girls like that, come talk your shit, till then , blow my cock


Go back to myspace and Ana and I have an interaction:

From Ana:
i don't understand? is this a porn site that he is posting my pic and add. to? what is the site? i need to see what he has been doing? thank you for informing me. he was my boyfriend.

From me:
I'm sorry for the confusion. No your picture/site wasn't on any kind of porn site. That was a different picture of another girl that he posted and claimed to be his girlfriend, even though it had a tagline at the bottom with a porn website.
He only posted the link to your myspace in a chat room for a message board for a game that he plays. A few people in the chat room were skeptical because he's lied about girlfriends in the past and wanted to make sure that you were aware he was claiming to be your boyfriend.
You are very pretty and seem to have a nice personality. I hope you have better luck with men in the future.

From Ana:
thank you very much for being so nice. Not too many people like that in this world. have a great night.

StrayRogue
02-16-2006, 12:49 AM
God you are a dumbass Vitruvian.

peam
02-16-2006, 01:13 AM
From now on, Wezas is 'my little cockface'

Sean of the Thread
02-16-2006, 01:19 AM
It's funny all three of you have pwnt "****" and posted 123. What was the actual order anyways?

CrystalTears
02-16-2006, 11:49 AM
SimplyAlf: I LOVE THE GAME
SimplyAlf: been playing since middle school
Wezas: Then don't put people down for playing it, which you've done
SimplyAlf: no i dont
SimplyAlf: i put the people that play it down

Asha
02-16-2006, 12:43 PM
What a fuckface.

Warriorbird
02-16-2006, 08:37 PM
I thought he was some high end real estate magnate...yet he works in title services?

Bobmuhthol
02-16-2006, 08:47 PM
Income:$45,000 to $60,000

I swear to God, he couldn't shut the fuck up about his super high salary the last time I talked to him.

What a fucking idiot.

StrayRogue
02-16-2006, 08:56 PM
Vit has similar truth telling problems as Jorge has. I wouldn't believe a fucking word from him.

Besides, that's hardly super high anyway.

Bobmuhthol
02-16-2006, 08:59 PM
Hardly? It's not at all. It's super mediocre.

Sean of the Thread
02-16-2006, 11:58 PM
More than your allowance.

Wezas
02-27-2006, 04:49 PM
We were all talking about different types of beers:

[16:15] vitruvian: anyone like Tucher?
[16:15] vitruvian: Tucher is refreshing as fuck!
[16:19] vitruvian: anyone like Tucher?
[16:24] vitruvian: does anyone drink tucher?
[16:24] Xyelin: no alf
[16:24] Tijay: we ignored you the 1st 20 times you asked
[16:24] Dougl: rofl
[16:24] vitruvian: oh
[16:24] Tijay: i'm guessing the answers no
[16:24] vitruvian: should I just leave?

[16:27] Peam: woop. got a bigass trip tomorrow
[16:28] Dougl: driving more corpses around?
[16:28] Peam: yepper
[16:28] Dougl: have fun
[16:28] Dougl: drive slowly
[16:28] vitruvian: what a shit job that must be
[16:28] Dougl: and don't let that fucker be a back seat driver
[16:31] Peam: best job ever
[16:32] Xyelin: doesn't sound to bad
[16:32] vitruvian: driving dead folks around doesnt sound to bad?
[16:32] vitruvian: fuck
[16:33] vitruvian: dont they do a psychic evaluation?
[16:33] Peam: dofl
[16:33] Dougl: to see if he can tell the future?
[16:33] Peam: sylvia brown wasn't available on my hire date, sry

[16:44] vitruvian: howcome I cant paste a link?
[16:45] Tijay: no idea
[16:45] Peam: i'd mark it up to 'dumb'
[16:45] Tijay: probably because aim knows no one would click on it though

TheRoseLady
02-27-2006, 05:17 PM
The best part about this thread is reading the hilarious remarks that Wezas makes.

Sean of the Thread
02-27-2006, 05:45 PM
The best part about this thread is reading the hilarious remarks that Wezas makes.

If you say so.

Wezas
02-27-2006, 06:01 PM
If you say so.

Xyelin, always one of the first to shit on my parade.

You must have beaten Tijay to this thread.

Sean of the Thread
02-27-2006, 06:55 PM
Xyelin, always one of the first to shit on my parade.

You must have beaten Tijay to this thread.

Don't you know me and Tij have a competition over it? Xye +1/ Tij 0/ Wez -1